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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    as I have posted before

    here's a really easy way to test whether a place is haunted:

    it isn't.

    well you're no fun. :(

    in the words of aziz ansari

    if there are ghosts, why aren't there animal ghosts all over the damn place

    because animals don't have souls

    I don't either, but that's not gonna stop me from ruining peoples sanity after I die.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i was like wait jeff?

    and then i was like oh, due, you cad

    did i forget someone

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Instagram is the best.
    I followed one person who does some cosplaying on the side and now 50%+ of my "suggested posts" are semi-nude models.

    God bless.

    Bless your heart.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tonight I have watched James May reassemble an electric guitar in a garage, and now I'm watching a documentary about the Harrier. Soon I will be checking TV listings for shows about sheds, or creosote.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    as I have posted before

    here's a really easy way to test whether a place is haunted:

    it isn't.

    well you're no fun. :(

    Just what he wants you to think so he can haunt you with impunity when he dies

    I bet you're right.

    Nice try, EM!

    *purifies home*

    wait, I have a better idea!

    I'm going to haunt EM before he can haunt me!

    *drinks bleach*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE YOU SOON

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    He's haunted by his horrible life choices.

    Bless your heart.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    Dude abdy....when does Ned ever wear red?! Hell, the rob sprite could very well be Ned too.

    OgoME.jpg

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Tonight I have watched James May reassemble an electric guitar in a garage, and now I'm watching a documentary about the Harrier. Soon I will be checking TV listings for shows about sheds, or creosote.

    There is some drama about a middle class couple who move to a house and think their neighbours are abusing their kids and then become weird voyeurs as they try to provie it.

    Watch that for me. Report back.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Oh is this some GoT shit?

    *loses interest*

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    @MrMister

    when he's in the water does he get wet
    or does the water get him instead
    particle man

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    ding ding ding

    Bless your heart.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    as I have posted before

    here's a really easy way to test whether a place is haunted:

    it isn't.

    well you're no fun. :(

    in the words of aziz ansari

    if there are ghosts, why aren't there animal ghosts all over the damn place

    because animals don't have souls

    I don't either, but that's not gonna stop me from ruining peoples sanity after I die.

    me neither

    but that will be due to the fact that PTSD symptoms can take years to manifest, rather than metaphysics

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    this goof turned 9

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    this goof turned 9

    xjvxl5ylinky.jpg

    DOGE

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  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    this goof turned 9

    xjvxl5ylinky.jpg

    goofy pls

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Coincidentally, the documentary is narrated by the manliest man who ever manned: Sean Bean. Or Shaun Baun. Pick one, man. Can't have both.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    so what game are all those little people from?>

    Clash of clans

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Brown leather, blue tunic. We're those made just for fun?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    um

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Shaun Baun Zhovi

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    does facebook know more about me than even i understand or is their related article algorithm nonsense?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I don't know who top row 2 is, or third row 1 is (Bronn), or bottom row 5 is

    the first one is Jon, not Robb, isn't it?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i was like what and then i was like oh it's the girl with the tits and the dragon

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    does facebook know more about me than even i understand or is their related article algorithm nonsense?

    it makes perfect sense to me.
    Jesus is literally inside you trying to tear out of your chest cavity like the rat trying to escape the maw of that rabid sub sandwich

    Bless your heart.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i was like what and then i was like oh it's the girl with the tits and the dragon

    the girl with the dragon, tits too

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    @MrMister

    when he's in the water does he get wet
    or does the water get him instead
    particle man

    I love those guys

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    why was no one ever hitler in their past life?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    will i die alone

    1 = yes
    2 = also yes

    geth, roll 1d2

    1d2 1 [1d2=1]

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    damnit geth :(

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    why was no one ever hitler in their past life?
    to be fair

    that's statistically unlikely

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    like stock brokers

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i was like what and then i was like oh it's the girl with the tits and the dragon

    Isn't "Dragon Tits" the Swedish name for Game of Thrones?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    ghosts that old become corrupt and have turned into malevolent spirits or demons, so their humanity is long lost by now.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    ted cruz?

    Bless your heart.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?
    also, souls weren't invented until 1756 by ben franklin

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