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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    why was no one ever hitler in their past life?

    I am pretty sure I could find a ton of people claiming to have been Hitler in their past life quickly thanks to google.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    GOD DAMN IT GUYS I AM TRYING TO SET A TONE HERE

    YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS SHIT TO YOUR GM

  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    why was no one ever hitler in their past life?

    >_>

    <_<

    cptrugged on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    GOD DAMN IT GUYS I AM TRYING TO SET A TONE HERE

    YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS SHIT TO YOUR GM

    Jerry Jones?

    The hell I wouldn't

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I don't know who top row 2 is, or third row 1 is (Bronn), or bottom row 5 is

    the first one is Jon, not Robb, isn't it?

    Top row 2 is def Ned.

    First is def Jon correct.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    GOD DAMN IT GUYS I AM TRYING TO SET A TONE HERE

    YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS SHIT TO YOUR GM

    This is 100% what happens to GMs

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Why do ghosts always haunt these old houses where someone drowned in a bathtub; but in all these battlefields, sacked cities and death camps where hundreds of thousands died terrible deaths there's nary a peep. I think there may be some sort of government conspiracy at work here.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    I don't know who top row 2 is, or third row 1 is (Bronn), or bottom row 5 is

    the first one is Jon, not Robb, isn't it?

    1st one is Jon, second one is Ned - wearing this:

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    third row 1 is Robb, in his armor and wolf pelt:

    http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/3/3d/Robb-stark-richard-madden-helen-sloan.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20120223002521


    Look, this guy is good. They're all identifiable as themselves only :P

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Rules like preventing them from declining a rock-off challenge?

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    GOD DAMN IT GUYS I AM TRYING TO SET A TONE HERE

    YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS SHIT TO YOUR GM

    Jerry Jones?

    The hell I wouldn't

    you just know he's going to resign greg hardy

    jerry pls

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    3rd row 1 is def robb. THESE ARE THE EASY ONES WHAT THE HECK

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Some true believers theorize you don't find many ancient ghosts because the dwellings and places they called home have fallen into ruin or have been destroyed and these unattached entities, being so different from modern humans simply can't bridge the psychic gap between the two worlds.

    Basically it's like that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? where no one could see or hear the kid at all

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Demons are chaotic evil they don't give a fuck.
    It's devils that are the rules lawyers.

    Also Dark Souls 1, a game I have owned since 2013, has finally clicked with me too. Never got out of Burg before, now I've rung the top bell and got past the freaky boss in the depths and am learning to hate blight town.

    It's weird how 4 years of comments here and there have stuck with me. I knew about the start of the Capra demon fight, how to get the Drake sword, about weight and motion and that poise was important (though I looked up how they worked exactly)

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    as I have posted before

    here's a really easy way to test whether a place is haunted:

    it isn't.
    My house is haunted with fear, despair, regret, and longing tho

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I never once said mazzy was haunted by a ghost

    what then?

    regret?

    Ain't you guys seen that Paranormal Activity.

    It's a Demon, obv.

    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Rules like preventing them from declining a rock-off challenge?

    meh that's scrub tier djinn behavior.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    oh man

    boss dude calls me "hey did you see that email I sent"

    "yeah I saw it, shouldn't take too long to take care of those items, they're basically bullshit questions that don't affect anything"

    "ok cool can you get on that now"

    "yeah sure when do you need it by"

    "before you leave"

    ...

    and then I nearly lost my shit at him before he clarified he meant before I left for my San Antonio trip this coming weekend and not before I left today, which happens to be my birthday and I planned to leave in time to celebrate with my kids

    idk I think I need a new job im just predisposed to fighting over shit now and assuming the worst

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Look here, young man. The Monster Manual clearly states that demons are Chaotic Evil. If you want Lawful Evil, you'll have to make a deal with devils.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »

    It's not the size that matters, it's the locomotion.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    as I have posted before

    here's a really easy way to test whether a place is haunted:

    it isn't.

    well you're no fun. :(

    in the words of aziz ansari

    if there are ghosts, why aren't there animal ghosts all over the damn place

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Why do ghosts always haunt these old houses where someone drowned in a bathtub; but in all these battlefields, sacked cities and death camps where hundreds of thousands died terrible deaths there's nary a peep. I think there may be some sort of government conspiracy at work here.
    i think they're all in gettysburg

    like, all of them

    including the ones from like stalingrad and shit

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    There are several local ranges that are super nice but they're all like, 1-3 hundred dollar one time signup fee and like 30 bucks or more a month.

    What the

    Chubert ain't tryna drive up into the mountains for an hour to find a secluded area every time he wanna shoot

    Ban all guns

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Why do ghosts always haunt these old houses where someone drowned in a bathtub; but in all these battlefields, sacked cities and death camps where hundreds of thousands died terrible deaths there's nary a peep. I think there may be some sort of government conspiracy at work here.

    Because they haunt the people who killed them or the relatives of the people who killed them, not the place where they were killed.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i have 71,666 pts right now


    ooOOOoOoOoOOooOooOoo

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    okay i need an explanation for that train track thing

    also i had those when i was a kid they wer fukkin radddd

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Look here, young man. The Monster Manual clearly states that demons are Chaotic Evil. If you want Lawful Evil, you'll have to make a deal with devils.

    Excuse me sir I think the hierarchy of hell predates fucking Gygax.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    @Sir Landshark HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    U WERE BORN IN THE BEST MONTH, OBJECTIVELY, AS IT CONTAINS BOTH OF OUR BIRTHDAYS

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    U WERE BORN IN THE BEST MONTH, OBJECTIVELY, AS IT CONTAINS BOTH OF OUR BIRTHDAYS

    yes agreed. thank you!

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    happy birthday shark :^:

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    The Magicians continues to be a show that I am loving
    Evil wizard is casting a spell because he spotted Elliot, none of them have a hope of casting any battle magic in time

    Wizard suddenly is shot in the chest

    Margot says "What, I brought a gun"

    It's just so utterly unexpected because in every previous episode they've always used magic, it'd be like if Hermoine shot Voldemort

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I should probably go back to pixel art...

    I have not pixel arted in so long.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Look here, young man. The Monster Manual clearly states that demons are Chaotic Evil. If you want Lawful Evil, you'll have to make a deal with devils.

    Excuse me sir I think the hierarchy of hell predates fucking Gygax.

    oh what you think gygax just made stuff up

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    shark's birthday is my half-birthday

    COINCIDENCE?!?!?!??!!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    There are several local ranges that are super nice but they're all like, 1-3 hundred dollar one time signup fee and like 30 bucks or more a month.

    What the

    Chubert ain't tryna drive up into the mountains for an hour to find a secluded area every time he wanna shoot

    Ban all guns
    can't you just go shoot somewhere where no one cares if you do

    i mean, it's a drive up to detroit but at least it's free

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    okay i need an explanation for that train track thing

    also i had those when i was a kid they wer fukkin radddd

    The radius of the inner circle is less than the radius of the outer circle, so the two circles (inside and outside of the track) when measured against each other, produce an illusion that one is longer than the other.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Look here, young man. The Monster Manual clearly states that demons are Chaotic Evil. If you want Lawful Evil, you'll have to make a deal with devils.

    Excuse me sir I think the hierarchy of hell predates fucking Gygax.

    oh what you think gygax just made stuff up

    No, that would be far too kind

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    U WERE BORN IN THE BEST MONTH, OBJECTIVELY, AS IT CONTAINS BOTH OF OUR BIRTHDAYS

    And, uh, Hitler's birthday.

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    why does no one ever report ghosts from a really long time ago?

    like, roman ghosts or cromagnon ghosts

    do ghosts have a shelf life?

    why was no one ever hitler in their past life?

    Tila Tequila.

    ...welp now I feel like an asshole.

    This is all your fault, Chanus! I'm going to haunt you next!

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    no that's dumb. Demons have to follow rules. They're really quite boring unless you are some uneducated medicine man playing with shit above your station on a remote island.

    There are malevolent unaligned entities far more dangerous than demons

    Look here, young man. The Monster Manual clearly states that demons are Chaotic Evil. If you want Lawful Evil, you'll have to make a deal with devils.

    Excuse me sir I think the hierarchy of hell predates fucking Gygax.

    oh what you think gygax just made stuff up

    As if the name "Gygax" could belong to a mere man.

    It is the words of Arch-Lord Gygax of the Ninth Conflux himself!

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