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Penny Arcade - Comic - Quanta

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited April 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Quanta

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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    RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    and after they jerked each other off they went out for Taco Bell? I would link the comic this references but I can't find it.

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    Christian LeBlancChristian LeBlanc Registered User regular
    Dopplebangers!

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I like that the Gabes' hair makes a heart in panel two.

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    ZhedZhed Registered User new member
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.

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    tgbennett30tgbennett30 Registered User regular
    Well, that escalated quickly....

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

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    TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    i-psbNPSp-2100x20000.jpg

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Overpopul-

    Wait. Damn.

    You win this round!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

    Asymmetrical blue balls.

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    Jakk FrostJakk Frost Registered User regular
    Hmmm, would the rule "It's always better when it's someone else's hand" apply in a case like this?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

    Asymmetrical blue balls.

    It is literally the cure for blue balls.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Zhed wrote: »
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.
    Did not even notice it was an exact mirroring until I read this. Now I can't unsee.

    25t9pjnmqicf.jpg
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    MoganMogan Registered User regular
    What % of PA comics do you think involve dicks, jerking off, sex with things that aren't human, or weird sexual fantasies?

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    432.666 (repeating) percent.

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    Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    Zhed wrote: »
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa6fbOF3x8M

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    DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    So I guess quantum means "time" now...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tpYFen3fJM[/yt]

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    The meaning changed.

    Because of quantum.

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    Once upon a quantum.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2016
    James Bond in Time of Solace.

    That's actually better.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Time physics

    Time computing

    Time mechanics

    Time Leap starring Scott Bakula

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    Time physics

    Time computing

    Time mechanics

    Time Leap starring Scott Bakula

    My favorite is when Comcast used quantum in an advertisement to mean a large, seemingly endless sampling of channels. *facepalm*

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    ChaosPathChaosPath Registered User regular
    Mogan wrote: »
    What % of PA comics do you think involve dicks, jerking off, sex with things that aren't human, or weird sexual fantasies?

    The same % of PA comics that are funny

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So I guess the Gabes ejaculated into the other's eye and now we have Gabe-B and Gabe-R?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ziddersroofurryziddersroofurry Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Once upon a comic near me
    I pondered upon quantum theory
    looking for the answer to
    just what the hell Gabe's now up to.

    Splitting selves and masturbation.
    Atoms parsed and celebration
    of self-love by Gabe, now doubled.
    I think we're all in SO much trouble.

    Should we fear bionic reach?
    Is Wal-Mart open? Need eye bleach!
    One things sure there's no room here
    for Gabe on Gabe. The fap we fear!

    ziddersroofurry on
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    poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    The third gabe is " Future-future " Gabe... >.> He knows that Quantum Break will only end in tears.

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