i'm a disgusting human being with bodily problems that are bad for my body
my arm is all constantly popping out of it's socket for no reason
my kneecaps are messed up for absolutely no reason
i have the lung capacity of someone who does not have a very good lung capacity
my left ear got messed up somehow like a year ago and now i can't pop it ever and it's slowly driving me insane
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that's okay, it's keith.
that sucks.
internet manly handclasp of compassion
my knees are fucked after too many years of pretending that jumping off of high things couldn't possibly do any damage
and i have that ear thing, too
drives me fucking insane
wait, really?
what?
Damnit.
I do, "You're a liar"
haha, boy will/might my face be red in 2010.
is it a hard nasty stink
or a soft and gentle odor?
I don't think that possible.
Also I have scoliosis.
Oy.
he has no tear ducts
So are mine except one
Now I will go wheeze alone some more
I have a cold I guess.
what?
come now, farts should fill the room with stench
what are you, a girl?
how the hell dude
you better come to atlanta for stale's party
But really, why would I do tht?
i hate that
i have to keep a thing of lotion on my desk to deal with gross elbows
but I didn't put it there...did you?
because i hate dry elbows, you see
I'm slightly underweight?
I'm kind of poorly coordinated but not really in the last couple of years.
Hey WaM, do you walk in circles if you're not paying attention?
you know how sometimes you'll walk with one foot on the cement dividers in parking lots just for fun?
the really short ones?
she does that just to feel normal