One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
Or your goldfish.
You name your ponies after your goldfish?
I expected you, of all people, to get this!
I was intentionally misunderstanding your post for humor!
(I absolutely love the site gag of the goldfish with the reverse scuba suit).
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
Or your goldfish.
You name your ponies after your goldfish?
I expected you, of all people, to get this!
I was intentionally misunderstanding your post for humor!
(I absolutely love the site gag of the goldfish with the reverse scuba suit).
Come along, Cinnamon!
Also, I think today's Whomp is either an appropriate thread closer, or new thread opener, or maybe even a bridge between the two:
Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!
On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.
High five for January birthdays though.
January 4th here, almost a December! As near as my mom's OBGYN could tell, I was supposed to be a Christmas baby.
Which is bullshit.
Do you know how many times I got the 'this is your Christmas *AND* Birthday' present? Too fucking many! It would have been ten times that as a Christmas baby!
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Or your goldfish.
You name your ponies after your goldfish?
I expected you, of all people, to get this!
I was intentionally misunderstanding your post for humor!
(I absolutely love the site gag of the goldfish with the reverse scuba suit).
Come along, Cinnamon!
Also, I think today's Whomp is either an appropriate thread closer, or new thread opener, or maybe even a bridge between the two:
January 4th here, almost a December! As near as my mom's OBGYN could tell, I was supposed to be a Christmas baby.
Which is bullshit.
Do you know how many times I got the 'this is your Christmas *AND* Birthday' present? Too fucking many! It would have been ten times that as a Christmas baby!