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Penny Arcade - Comic - Values And Values

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edited June 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Values And Values

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • NemrexNemrex Registered User regular
    Tyler Durden would be proud.

  • poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Yes, his soaps frolicked in the fields before they died from natural deaths.

    poipoigirl on
  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    But is the soap gluten free?

    What is this I don't even.
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    But is the soap gluten free?

    All but the oatmeal bar. Just don't swear around your mother and you'll be fine.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Nemrex wrote: »
    Tyler Durden would be proud.

    "You are not your artisanal sustainably-sourced body wash."

  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    As a frequent attendee of farmer's markets I can certify this is 100% accurate

    A ten dollar shaker of dried, ground rare espelette pepper? I'll take two.

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    Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
    Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
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    Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    So what I'm seeing here is that I should be selling my free-range, humanely rasped, organic grass rubbed, gluten free mushroom paste powder at a farmer's marked, and not just at the park?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    But is the soap gluten free?

    All but the oatmeal bar. Just don't swear around your mother and you'll be fine.

    Oats do not contain gluten.

  • zaitcevzaitcev Registered User regular
    It's like the finest remanufactured ammunition at gun shows.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    But is the soap gluten free?

    All but the oatmeal bar. Just don't swear around your mother and you'll be fine.

    Oats do not contain gluten.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Soap's made from animal fat, right? So isn't free range as valid a question as it is for animal meat?

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Soap's made from animal fat, right? So isn't free range as valid a question as it is for animal meat?

    I believe there are veggie-based soaps so that our vegan friends might cleanse themselves.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    ArbitraryDescriptor wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Soap's made from animal fat, right? So isn't free range as valid a question as it is for animal meat?

    I believe there are veggie-based soaps so that our vegan friends might cleanse themselves.

    Olive oil is a popular alternative to animal fat.

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    ArbitraryDescriptor wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Soap's made from animal fat, right? So isn't free range as valid a question as it is for animal meat?

    I believe there are veggie-based soaps so that our vegan friends might cleanse themselves.

    Olive oil is a popular alternative to animal fat.

    I've used an olive oil soap before. It had a tendency to form wet ropy strands. So it was like cleansing yourself in fragrant seaweed.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Also that lady has a sweet bag.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    It had a tendency to form wet ropy strands.

    Oh, sure, blame it on the SOAP.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Also that lady has a sweet bag.

    Cruelty-free, ethically-sourced, localvore, farm-to-arm, extruded by a diverse group of bagtisanal totemeisters using ancient techniques developed by Swedish bågfløppirs

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    zaitcev wrote: »
    It's like the finest remanufactured ammunition at gun shows.

    so Tychos soap also has a "all sales are final, absolutely no returns" policy? I wonder if any of it is scented with Hoppes 9 ?

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Rottonapple wrote: »
    zaitcev wrote: »
    It's like the finest remanufactured ammunition at gun shows.

    so Tychos soap also has a "all sales are final, absolutely no returns" policy? I wonder if any of it is scented with Hoppes 9 ?

    Mostly DemonBlood.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Rottonapple wrote: »
    zaitcev wrote: »
    It's like the finest remanufactured ammunition at gun shows.

    so Tychos soap also has a "all sales are final, absolutely no returns" policy? I wonder if any of it is scented with Hoppes 9 ?

    Mostly DemonBlood.

    Still better than patchouli.

    dennis on
  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Also that lady has a sweet bag.

    Cruelty-free, ethically-sourced, localvore, farm-to-arm, extruded by a diverse group of bagtisanal totemeisters using ancient techniques developed by Swedish bågfløppirs

    so, Fjallraven Kanken then?

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  • OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Reminds me of this:

    Quillted Northern Rustic Weave

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Overkillengine wrote: »
    Reminds me of this:

    Quillted Northern Rustic Weave

    I love the kid's face in that one.

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