Strewth, fellow cobbers! It's election season, it is! Bloomin' onion oath, the election's tomorrow, and I haven't even shined me dress blue wifebeater! Now I don't have none of them fancy know-smarts, being a venerable and wise tradie, but I can tell you about the main runners in the coming election season, by crikey.
Malcolm Turnbull is leader of the Liberals, the current mob in government. Their main policy so far as I can tell is destroying everything in the name of fiscal responsibility, and then spending billions on some new submarines and a plebiscite on gay marriage in the name of fiscal responsibility. A bunch of right-centre chundertossers.
Bill Shorten is the leader of the Labor party, a bloke so bland I genuinely had to Bing me up a Google of "labor leader" to remember his bloody name, oi. They're the better of the two main parties, but gor lummy this was their election to lose and they took that challenge like Skippy taking a hop around the bush and saving some baby from a dingo, too roight.
Richard Di Natale is the leader of the Greens, some pooftah mob of tree-hugging hippies who wouldn't know a hard day's work in the red Australian earth if it came up and kicked 'em in the bum, I tell you what.
Now, who are you voting for, you lot? Because I know where
my first preference is going!
Crack open a Fosters and smear some Vegemite on your willy, mates, it's time to vote!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4mwy9OBNA
I don't know. I kind of enjoyed having a sitting president who was an insatiable poon hound.
All except for the leader of our xenophobe party who has probably spent the last week having gross sex with his german wife
What a world of difference
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
first impression: oh my god the flight scheme is terrible
The Sex Party are pretty much rivals to the Greens, in that they are left-wing hippies who believe in personal freedoms in sex, drugs, and rock and roll. They want marriage equality, moving towards legalised drugs, religious organisations to be taxed, humanitarian relief and refugee intake, etc. Socially libertarian, I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMwc1c0HRQ
mhmm mhmm yes but
what about their policies specifically regarding sex?
do i get more sex if they're elected to government?
It really helped that he was largely so damn good at his job, and at being charismatic as fuck.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Yes, but it's with Angry Anderson
Excited to see Kendrick
omg Anna Kendrick?
put another wallaby on the barbie, bruce
you either didgeridoo or didgeridon't
I felt encouraged so I was trying to find some sort of liberal/democrat/progressive group or space for people in my area. I looked through meetup.com local subreddits, straight up googling, and there's just...nothing
Yet I know these people exist, hell my town has a democrat mayor but God damn good luck finding them. I feel like I have to say the password to the right dude on the corner of some street or something
so does it come with a trillby or do I have to buy that seperately
once again golden promises turn to bitter ash...
At the time, sure. In retrospect he's kinda gross and rapey.
I will return when I am once again pure. Do good and be well.
Mississippi speakeasies
they look like a Piggly Wiggly on the outside but inside they're safe spaces for people who believe in progressive taxation
Anna Kendrick?
Haven't you already had a half dozen prime ministers in the last three years?
You guys need to just stick with one.
Redo it.
I had to change a bunch of settings to get the feeling right. But I could.
I agree the default is bad.
God damn:
Moran graduated from Georgetown University with bachelor's and master's degrees in finance/economics and international commerce. She graduated cum laude. Moran conducted graduate research at the Institute of World Economics in Germany as a Fulbright Scholar. She was also an economist at the World Trade Organization in Geneva. She is a former fellow of the Robert Bosch Foundation for German American Leadership, where she worked for the German Ministry of France. In 2006, she was selected to be the Bosch Alumnus of the Year for her leadership in Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts.[3]
between the sharks and spiders and mutant emus, everyone keeps getting eaten
separately. Get some "funny" pins to put on the trilby. It enhances the panty dropping power of it.
Four, and technically speaking "we the people" don't elect the prime minister, we elect representatives who form government who then have a leader who becomes prime minister
Because it isn't a directly elected position it becomes open to party room coups, as both the Liberals and Labor have experienced
Hahaha like I'm just remembering the default "landing gear" button is right next to the "jettison all cargo" button.
Like what the fuck guys why
It's traditional in Australia for whoever elected to get a coup half way through now. 2 PM's for 1!
Do I have to carry the D.va body pillow around with me when I wear the shirt or is it enough to just put it in my facebook profile picture
Here's what I recommend:
install a dictator for life