Clearly he must have been bit by a wolf. No wolf? Then perhaps a bear? A Badger? A Cat? Show us the bite and stop lying! We know you are a ware... something or another.
Huh. Is this going to turn into one of those story worlds where once you hit puberty <fill-in-the-blank> happens? Like the episode "Miri" from _ST:TOS_? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miri_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series). (Warning: broken link... does this site use BBCode?) Or maybe Netflix's _Between_ (but I haven't watched that).
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I love Tavis Maiden's work.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/08/31
'though, I'll have to pretend that there is a cat of ebon concealed in the silhouetted conifers to placate my fatal feline fixation. ;(
"I'm growing hair in places that shouldn't!"
"Oh honey," the nurse said, "it's just puberty."
Werewolves - the go-to for puberty metaphors.