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American Democracy: Presidential Edition - Vote Your Conscience!

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    DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    My father is great like this one time. My father is kind like this other time. Can someone turn the fan blowing my hair back on a little more? But make sure to turn it off before my dad gets hair... I mean here.

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    DacDac Registered User regular
    notdroid wrote: »
    "Donald Trump has no gender."

    - Ivanka Trump

    "He may be a man, but he's also a giant p-"

    *drape falls and music loudly plays*

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    "At my father's company, there are more (attractive) female executives than males"

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Are they trying to do a fan effect on her hair? It seems ineffective.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    She sounds like a Democratic House candidate.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Policies!

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mugsley wrote: »
    How has there not been a porn parody with someone made up to look like Ivanka?

    Gross.

    Yeah. Not cool.

    Hey, they did it for Sarah Palin...

    Still not cool.

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    CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    m!ttens wrote: »
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    Mugsley wrote: »
    How has there not been a porn parody with someone made up to look like Ivanka?

    if you have a look-a-like ready to go i'm sure Donald will be happy to bankroll it.

    Ew. Let's not do this.


    "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

    Yeah....it's super not "us" doing that.

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    Tell me if I'm wrong: I thought the Dems were the ones trying to get paid maternity leave; not the Reps

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Wow, she actually brought up the wage disparity for women. I'm guessing that's a shot across the bow of the Clinton campaign. Too bad no one else in Trump's campaign has ever brought that up before.

    Too bad she's a Trump. Seems like she is at least aware of some of the issues.

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    notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    Mugsley wrote: »
    How has there not been a porn parody with someone made up to look like Ivanka?

    if you have a look-a-like ready to go i'm sure Donald will be happy to bankroll it.

    "Just saw the porn parody movie of myself having sex with Ivanka. Very bad! I'm way bigger down there. The best down there. Huge!"

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    she's a pretty good public speaker

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Crayon wrote: »
    m!ttens wrote: »
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    Mugsley wrote: »
    How has there not been a porn parody with someone made up to look like Ivanka?

    if you have a look-a-like ready to go i'm sure Donald will be happy to bankroll it.

    Ew. Let's not do this.


    "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

    Yeah....it's super not "us" doing that.

    Yeah but I'd like to think we're better people than Donald Trump.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    she's a pretty good public speaker

    She has TONS of practice trying to make things right based on the actions of the rest of her fuck-up family.

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    Wow, she actually brought up the wage disparity for women. I'm guessing that's a shot across the bow of the Clinton campaign. Too bad no one else in Trump's campaign has ever brought that up before.

    Too bad she's a Trump. Seems like she is at least aware of some of the issues.

    and too bad the Clinton camp will fire back immediately with that clip of Donald saying that 'pregnancy is very bad for the business'.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »

    I see no problem with this.

    Sure, it's a bit odd to suggest 1000 copies of a WoW character was for a political figure, but okay.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    These are Clinton talking points right? Since when do they cheer equal pay for equal work?

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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Holy shit, "If you're going to be thinking anyway.... think big." Holy misogyny, Batman!

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    And if you disagree with him, or send him a bill, then FUCK YOU.

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    Wow, she actually brought up the wage disparity for women. I'm guessing that's a shot across the bow of the Clinton campaign. Too bad no one else in Trump's campaign has ever brought that up before.

    Too bad she's a Trump. Seems like she is at least aware of some of the issues.

    And I'm sure Hillary would love to talk about it at the debates.

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    These are Clinton talking points right? Since when do they cheer equal pay for equal work?

    since someone who looks like she could be a Fox News anchor started talking about it?

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    CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    If Ivanka were running for president instead of her father I'd be slightly impressed for who the Republicans chose. She's actually coming across as reasonable, moderate and has good oratory skills...which is something we haven't seen in this entire convention.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited July 2016

    What are the chances of Trump almost immediately throwing all this under the bus as soon as it gets any resistance from the base? Granted, it is all so vague it could mean a ton of meaningless pablum.

    Couscous on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    His results: bankruptcy, deceit, lies, cheated small business owners. Dang it.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    The bankruptcies?

    He's not running for Chief Executive of the economy

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    About the only positive-sounding speech of the entire convention. Why the hell isn't she running? Can't wait to see how her father fucks this up following her.

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    What are the chances of Trump almost immediately throwing all this under the bus as soon as it gets any resistance from the base?

    i expect him to throw it all under the bus during his speak tonight.

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    AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Ivanka seems like a moderate, rational person.

    It is very unfortunate she is backing a megalomaniac who happens to be her father.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    This is the best anyone in or related to this campaign has ever looked. Which is about what I expected.

    Somewhat frightening but I don't expect people to forget that trump himself exists

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    One thing to note, though - she is talking about how if he promises something, it'll happen. Which is basically reinforcing that he'll definitely be building the wall, kicking out immigrants, so on...

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Except the Muslims and Mexicans, obviously.

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Heir wrote: »
    About the only positive-sounding speech of the entire convention. Why the hell isn't she running? Can't wait to see how her father fucks this up following her.

    and why is it one of her brothers that's thinking of entering politics next?

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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    oh shit here it comes

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular

    This is kind of a problem. Mood whiplash is a thing here. Going from talking about him in an inspiring way to him being a prophet of doom who doesn't appear to give a shit about any of that stuff.

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    notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    TRUMP

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Uhm, do they have the rights to this music?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Yeah, she's the most competent person in that family by a huge margin. Also transparently a Democrat.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    This is gonna suck.

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Athenor wrote: »
    One thing to note, though - she is talking about how if he promises something, it'll happen. Which is basically reinforcing that he'll definitely be building the wall, kicking out immigrants, so on...

    ...telling NATO to go fuck themselves.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Oh this is gonna be gooooood.

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