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American Democracy: Presidential Edition - Vote Your Conscience!

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    That inflection mid-sentence is annoying.. I know, because I'm sure I do it too. :(

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Registered User regular
    I expected that watching this speech would be a chilling experience

    but it's mostly annoying and boring

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    This is the part where he appeals to the black vote.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    He's not even saying anything. It's all...miasma. He's disjointed and saying nothing of importance at all. It's like a sentence or two was made for every headline of the last few months and thrown into a cauldron.

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  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    HOW WILL YOU RESTORE LAW AND ORDER HOLY FUCK

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Do they think saying it will make it happen like Beetlejuice?

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Registered User regular
    on the upside this crowd is not nearly excited enough to make me think that this is truly an incipient fascism

    where are the storm troopers?

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    L&W

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Was there any coordination at all when writing Ivanka's speech and Donald's speech so they wouldn't be horrifically mismatched?

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    i am...the law

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    HOW WILL YOU RESTORE LAW AND ORDER HOLY FUCK

    It's code words, dude. He'll lock up every black man in the country, starting with Barack Obama.

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  • m!ttensm!ttens Registered User regular
    Are we rehashing the speech from 20 minutes ago? Did the teleprompter glitch out?

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

    IT MEANS FASCISM

    IT MEANS FASCISM DOESN'T IT

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Law and Order candidate?

    Well, he is a dickwolf.

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Mugsley wrote: »
    HOW WILL YOU RESTORE LAW AND ORDER HOLY FUCK

    Martial law?

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    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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  • htmhtm Registered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    My God, he's not going pants-on-head crazy tonight!

    ...or at least so far

    Yeah, I'm glad. I mean... on the one hand, it's pretty troubling to see Orange Hitler get the nomination for a major American political party and then overtly double down on the fascism and racism right out in the open. On the other hand, though, he's pretty much made sure that he's not going to get a single minority vote.

    I am vastly relieved that he didn't figure out he's not still in the primaries and try to reach out to demographics beyond his core supporters. Maxing out on white racial resentment demagoguery gets you 35% of GOP primary electorate. Enough to win the nomination under certain conditions, but nowhere near enough to win in November.

    And he's also reminded us that the crazy white people in this country are still crazy but still not a majority. He's only historically atypical in that he made it further along in the process than George Wallace and Pat Buchanan. That wasn't because he has broader appeal than they did, but because the masterminds who run the GOPe thought 17 candidates in their primary was a great idea.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Seems like hes going rogue more

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Them.

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  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Only a corrupt man could clean up corruption. That's an interesting interpretation of only Nixon can go to China.

    It's the Joe Kennedy story.

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    we're gonna make America safe again!!



    because fuck, we all deserve a treat.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    Wow, he indirectly called Obama a divisive racist. Impressive.

  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I can't believe he actually called anyone out on "irresponsible rhetoric".

    I know you need some lack of self awareness to be in the GOP but christ.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    We must end the wars in the Middle East! (15 minutes later) We need to invade Syria.

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    What are the next 10 words

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    What are the next 10 words

    I remember when people thought Governor Ritchie was an unfair caricature.

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    wow even his kids are buying into his delusions.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    He has NEVER said that acronym before based on that reading.

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  • m!ttensm!ttens Registered User regular
    Ell, gee..... beee? Tee. Queue.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Crowd:

    We'll he's for killing terrorist.

    But he's for saving LGBTQ lives.

    *confused clapping*

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    the crowd very on board for putting a stop to the LGBTQ community.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    How about the domestic one?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Instead, we will subject them to the violence and oppression of a hateful domestic ideology, like God intended!

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Listening to this speech makes me physically ill.

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    uh the greatest threat to my safety as a gay guy is white people trump

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    "We will protect LGBTQ from foreign ideology. It's our job to stomp on them!"

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    Ahhh. that's the rub. Protecting from foreign ideology, not domestic.

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