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American Democracy: Presidential Edition - Vote Your Conscience!

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    ArdolArdol Registered User regular
    hahaha these agreements are so long! Americans can't even read!

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Nobody in our country reads our deals.

    So we're going to have EVEN MORE OF THEM. That'll show 'em!

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    "America has lost X manufacturing jobs since 1997"

    Yes. Because I don't want to pay $57 for a Goddamn screwdriver

    My understanding is that the research suggests about 10% of the jobs lost since then are due to things like outsourcing and moving manufacturing outside the nation while nearly everything else is improved efficiency.

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    HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    550% more than what?

    Wayyyy late, but Obama's goal is to admit 10,000 Syrian refugees in 2016. Hilary's goal (for 2017, maybe?) is 65,000.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Crowd not certain if it should be cheering or booing when he calls them the greatest ever.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I remember that line about currency manipulation being a dud four years ago at this convention too.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    So… you literally want America to be the biggest bully in the world, Trump?

    Yes.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    what just happened he got shouty

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    The crowd has no clue how to react to this.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    He's getting LOUDER

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Fuck you Canada and Mexico!

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    instead you want deals that 1000s of pages long with every individual country. yeah, good idea Donny that's why the Pound sky-rocketed a few weeks ago.... oh, wait...

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    A-Mer-i-ca-First

    Just a lllliittttle too long to be a proper chant.

    Oh, and so he's now rejecting the EU.

    Also Lindbergh's Nazi endorsing slogan.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Hedgethorn wrote: »
    550% more than what?

    Wayyyy late, but Obama's goal is to admit 10,000 Syrian refugees in 2016. Hilary's goal (for 2017, maybe?) is 65,000.

    Excuse me while I crap myself from fear.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    sooo long

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    "America is one of the highest taxed nations in the world"

    The EU would like to have a word with you.

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    CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    When you say everyone do you mean everyone?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ArdolArdol Registered User regular
    Cutting taxes is magic! Believe me.

    el oh el

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Because what this nation needs is less taxes.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Cut taxes for big businesses and it'll mean more jobs!

    That's what happened last time too, right?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Fuck those pesky environmental standards.

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    MuddypawsMuddypaws Lactodorum, UKRegistered User regular
    I'm confused. Why bother with trade deals if you're just going to send the military in to wreck stuff and steal shit from uppity nations?

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Law and Order!

    And no more regulations!

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Fuck climate change no regulations

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Muddypaws wrote: »
    I'm confused. Why bother with trade deals if you're just going to send the military in to wreck stuff and steal shit from uppity nations?

    Why isn't he just announcing the creating of Outer Heaven?

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    What economic policy?!

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Wait, Steelworkers?

    I thought energy was all about the coal miners...

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    He really wants to end everything so quickly. Perhaps that's why he's on wife #3.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Muddypaws wrote: »
    I'm confused. Why bother with trade deals if you're just going to send the military in to wreck stuff and steal shit from uppity nations?

    Because Trump want to dick you over both in peace and war.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Please clap.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    NoxyNoxy Registered User regular
    Jobs for everyone! Fuck the planet! Who needs taxes? Kill every terrorist! It'll be great and I promise you... it will happen fast! It will happen quickly, this I promise you! Oh yeah, how bout those police? Am I right?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Obamacare drink

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    So we're going to get the money to fix our infrastructure by making these "non-bad" trade deals? While you cut taxes at the same time? This makes no sense.


    Ah, here comes the public school shaming.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
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    I WIN THIS ROUND!

    Wait, TSA? What? I mean, I know they suck, but... that gets a cheer and a chant?

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Legalize segregation again, woo!

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-alt-right-finds-a-home-inside-the-republican-convention/2016/07/21/5890518e-4f8c-11e6-aa14-e0c1087f7583_story.html
    The ‘alt right’ finds a home inside the Republican convention
    At what point does the alt right just become the Republican party?

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