@Elki did someone answer your question about the DLC?
First of all, it's endgame-level difficulty. Feel free to wait until you've beaten the game or come close to it (I don't think Dark Souls forces you into NG+ right after the final boss).
Second of all, getting there is weird and complicated:
Beat the Hydra in the lake in the forest, past the crystal golems. Go past the Hydra's spot to the left, sticking near the wall so you don't drown. Enter the cave and fight a weird golden crystal golem in knee-high water (you might need to restart or quit out to make him show up if you beat the Hydra just before doing this). Be careful not to mash attack because when you kill him he'll reveal some lady. Talk to her and say yes (or say no and kill her, if you want to be a jerk, I think).
Then, make sure you place the Lordvessel. If you don't know what that means yet, keep playing.
Once those two things are accomplished, go to the Duke's Archives and go to the first bonfire. There will be a Crystal Golem near the elevator. Kill it and it will drop a Broken Pendant.
Bring the Pendant with you back to the cave where Dusk, the lady in the golem, appeared, and walk all the way to the end. There will be a... thing. Examine the thing. Events then occur!
Channel 4, not BBC4. BBC4 is highbrow stuff. Channel 4 is cocks and fannies masquerading as daring and groundbreaking TV. Other stuff as well, but if there's a cock on TV its probably on Channel 4.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny
I grew up with two heavy smokers. So I, and everything I was around smelled like smoke. So I didn't even noticed. After going to college though, I came home and definitely could smell it. These days I still don't really care if a friend wants to smoke around me. I have become less and less tolerant of having some rando's shit blown in my path in public. It's one of the reasons I have such a distaste for the vape movement.
I am all for vapes
Vapor isn't smoke
It really does make all the difference
But we were so so close to making it universally uncool to blow your shit around other people. Yes, obviously it's not the health problem that 2nd hand smoke is. But it's still a bunch of shit in the air that I didn't want in my face. "But it doesn't smell bad like smoke!" Yeah, neither does someone smoking a pipe. But I still got to the point where I didn't expect to have to walk through clouds of shit in most public places.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I thought all british tv had BBC in the name
Like some communist propaganda machine
Bless your heart.
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This is a very odd show, stretching out a very thin premise over an hour, like Deal or No Deal. 22 minutes in and she's eliminated only half of the naked guys. Pudgy white guy, big dick guy and buff black guy are still in the running.
This is a very odd show, stretching out a very thin premise over an hour, like Deal or No Deal. 22 minutes in and she's eliminated only half of the naked guys. Pudgy white guy, big dick guy and buff black guy are still in the running.
Buff black guy is out, shockingly. Also the lady is now nude. Her nether regions have just been described as 'very presentable' by the pudgy white guy.
@Elki did someone answer your question about the DLC?
First of all, it's endgame-level difficulty. Feel free to wait until you've beaten the game or come close to it (I don't think Dark Souls forces you into NG+ right after the final boss).
Second of all, getting there is weird and complicated:
Beat the Hydra in the lake in the forest, past the crystal golems. Go past the Hydra's spot to the left, sticking near the wall so you don't drown. Enter the cave and fight a weird golden crystal golem in knee-high water (you might need to restart or quit out to make him show up if you beat the Hydra just before doing this). Be careful not to mash attack because when you kill him he'll reveal some lady. Talk to her and say yes (or say no and kill her, if you want to be a jerk, I think).
Then, make sure you place the Lordvessel. If you don't know what that means yet, keep playing.
Once those two things are accomplished, go to the Duke's Archives and go to the first bonfire. There will be a Crystal Golem near the elevator. Kill it and it will drop a Broken Pendant.
Bring the Pendant with you back to the cave where Dusk, the lady in the golem, appeared, and walk all the way to the end. There will be a... thing. Examine the thing. Events then occur!
I looked up a guide of the sections in the game and bosses, and it looks like I've seen every section and beat every boss and need to talk to frampt again to deposit all my souls.
I kinda ripped through it this weekend. I was in some kind of zone.
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I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!
bbc = big black cock obvi
First of all, it's endgame-level difficulty. Feel free to wait until you've beaten the game or come close to it (I don't think Dark Souls forces you into NG+ right after the final boss).
Second of all, getting there is weird and complicated:
Then, make sure you place the Lordvessel. If you don't know what that means yet, keep playing.
Once those two things are accomplished, go to the Duke's Archives and go to the first bonfire. There will be a Crystal Golem near the elevator. Kill it and it will drop a Broken Pendant.
Bring the Pendant with you back to the cave where Dusk, the lady in the golem, appeared, and walk all the way to the end. There will be a... thing. Examine the thing. Events then occur!
http://www.bbc.com
im at work you crazy person how dare you link that
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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this is the weirdest porn
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Didn't mean bums.
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Channel 4 and BBC4 are two separate channels
I don't think that's what it means in UK english
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But we were so so close to making it universally uncool to blow your shit around other people. Yes, obviously it's not the health problem that 2nd hand smoke is. But it's still a bunch of shit in the air that I didn't want in my face. "But it doesn't smell bad like smoke!" Yeah, neither does someone smoking a pipe. But I still got to the point where I didn't expect to have to walk through clouds of shit in most public places.
Like some communist propaganda machine
"Sanders seeks to unite democrats," she moaned.
keep going, I'm almost there
aha
my knowledge of foreign languages is a bit rusty these days
pop it in the bonnet love, and bob's your uncle
u wot
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What, like a kangaroo?
$600 a month (539 sq ft) and about 5 minutes outside of town.
Hang in there, Pudgy Guy.
The first episode was pretty tedious. It's always a bag sign when you're happy to nip to the kitchen without pausing
We'll give it at least one more though
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is this an assassination attempt mojo
are you trying to kill me
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On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 2.2
@Podly will create the new thread
@Elki is backup
I looked up a guide of the sections in the game and bosses, and it looks like I've seen every section and beat every boss and need to talk to frampt again to deposit all my souls.
I kinda ripped through it this weekend. I was in some kind of zone.
Also more @Sir Landshark spam