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USA Presidential Election 2016: A Day at the Racist

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2016
    Trump calls Philippines a terrorist nation

    funny, i figured trump would find duterte to be a great role model



    yeah... Genuinely a little surprised about that.

    tynic on
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Who cares what Marco Rubio thinks, he never fucking shows up for work to put his ideas into action

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Trump calls Philippines a terrorist nation

    funny, i figured trump would find duterte to be a great role model



    yeah... Genuinely a little surprised about that.

    I suspect he's referring to MILF, not the actual government. Which is pretty shitty of him. It's like calling Great Britain a terrorist nation based on the actions of the IRA during the Troubles. Duterte certainly has a ton of problems, but being a terrorist ain't one. He's more of a strongman genocidal dictator type, which is...not better, but calls for a different range of responses.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Who cares what Marco Rubio thinks, he never fucking shows up for work to put his ideas into action

    He's the quintessential guy you get paired with in chem lab who has bad ideas to begin with so you shove him in the corner with a kindergarten crossword to keep him busy.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »

    I suspect he's referring to MILF

    please do not refer to my mother in this way



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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »

    I suspect he's referring to MILF

    please do not refer to my mother in this way



    Does the 'F' stand for 'filibuster?'

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Nobody wants to fuck your mom dude, get over yourself

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Nobody wants to fuck your mom dude, get over yourself

    EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK MY HOT MOM YOU LIAR

    MY MOM IS SUPER HOT. THE HOTTEST. ASK ANYONE ON THE STREET ABOUT HOW HOT AND FUCKABLE MY MOM IS

    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS RIGGED

    Brolo on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Nobody wants to fuck your mom dude, get over yourself

    EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK MY HOT MOM YOU LIAR

    MY MOM IS SUPER HOT. THE HOTTEST. ASK ANYONE ON THE STREET ABOUT HOT HOT AND FUCKABLE MY MOM IS.

    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS RIGGED.
    Sad!

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »

    I suspect he's referring to MILF

    please do not refer to my mother in this way



    Does the 'F' stand for 'filibuster?'

    Filibuster? I hardly know 'er!

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    BertezBertezBertezBertez Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Clinton - Drew
    Trump - Dan
    Johnson - Brad
    Stein - Jason
    Sanders - Alex
    O'Malley - Vinny
    Bush - Rorie
    Cruz - Jeff

    this does a disservice to all of those quality and great people

    except dan of course, that's accurate as fck

    Hey now Dan will at least admit he is wrong some times

    ...but I would say that

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »

    That man doesn't know how cameras work. Yes, you can snip and edit footage to alter the context of a statement, but I've seen full, unedited versions of his speeches and he is a terrible speaker with terrible opinions.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Nobody wants to fuck your mom dude, get over yourself

    EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK MY HOT MOM YOU LIAR

    MY MOM IS SUPER HOT. THE HOTTEST. ASK ANYONE ON THE STREET ABOUT HOT HOT AND FUCKABLE MY MOM IS.

    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS RIGGED.
    Sad!

    Weirdly enough, "brolo" is a traditional Moro slur meaning "a person whose existence in inexplicable due to the extreme unbangability of their mother."

    What a fascinating world we live in!

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular

    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    No one said Trump ate a baby.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular


    I'm torn on whether this is more likely or if he instead goes with "I never planned to win. The point was to get out my ideas. I didn't think it would be so successful, but I just kept winning and winning and winning. In the end, I didn't want to be President, so I'm not President, I just wanted my ideas out there and they're out there so I consider the whole thing a tremendous success."

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I heard Trump ate a baby!

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Why would you trumpet at a baby?

    Etchwarts on
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    DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    Steam ID: Right here.
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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I hear he trumped a baby on the last hand.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    THE BABY!!!!

    The Baby?!?!

    THE BABY!?!?!?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I heard Trump ate a baby!

    Lots of people are saying that Trump ate a baby! Maybe Trump ate a baby! You tell me!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    Does this baby know something about Trump's eating habits we don't? Film at eleven.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    is that person stealing his hat?

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    The best part is the retweet that sits directly below this on his timeline.

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?

    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

    Doodoo?

    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    we owe that baby a debt of gratitude for crying at the right time.

    It saw a potential Trump presidency and said, "No... this cannot be."

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    FCD wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

    Doodoo?

    Who do?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »

    Haha, that clip of Hannity calling shenanigans on loads of people not voting for Romney.

    If any rigging took place in the 2012 election, it was pairing Obama against Romney in the first place.

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    FCD wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

    Doodoo?

    Who do?

    Do what?

    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Taramoor wrote: »


    I'm torn on whether this is more likely or if he instead goes with "I never planned to win. The point was to get out my ideas. I didn't think it would be so successful, but I just kept winning and winning and winning. In the end, I didn't want to be President, so I'm not President, I just wanted my ideas out there and they're out there so I consider the whole thing a tremendous success."

    When Trump loses I want thousands of people to send him mail with just the world loser written inside. It's petty but it's the most comeuppance he's ever likely to get.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    FCD wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

    Doodoo?

    Who do?

    https://youtu.be/PxLdmfP0PKA

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »

    Wow, I'm so shocked. This is so shocking. Beggars belief, it does.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    honovere wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Drascin wrote: »
    Trump wrote: »
    What baby?

    The babe with the power.

    What power?
    The power of doodoo.

    Doodoo?

    Who do?

    https://youtu.be/PxLdmfP0PKA

    Do what?

    Shadowen on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »

    Do what?

    First Base!

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    I've had this train circling my head for the past few days, I've gotta let it out of the station - facebook's no good and my partner and I are making the same face at this.

    What the fuck did I just watch on Thursday and Friday?

    1. The government did a thing that they said they were going to do 6 months ago, because this is what it looks like when you ease sanctions on a country and then try to prop them up and ease their way back into the global economy.
    2. The news, rather than do a modicum of research and speak rationally about why we were giving 400 million to Iran, chose to chase their own tail in circles of hyperbole because what's good for the Fox is good for the gander.
    3. The President had to give a press conference, on his birthday, where he spent 20 minutes explaining to the press why he did the thing he said he was going to do six months ago.

    I suppose I'm left with some conflicting thoughts here:
    Cynically, we get the press we want. We want to be stupid so we reward them when they are stupid. I don't like this thought but it's not invalid.

    Optimistically, how the hell do we as a civilization express to the media that this is ridiculous? This was a complete failure of the news channels to do the most basic part of their job - inform a public about the day to day doings of their government and how it's relevant to the world.

    I was aghast. I'm still aghast.

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