Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I got asked by loads of people at GenCon what I thought of Trump, as a Brit
And I just told them that in the UK, a trump is a fart, and this was an accurate description. And nobody knows that! Nobody knows that trumping is farting!
They thought it was pretty funny though. You guys should promote that as slang.
So wait, the republican ticket just translates to "Fart Money" in the UK?
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
I want to see a fist fight between him and Pence during a televised rally. Show people what a STRONG MAN he is.
Since Trump has such small hands, his tiny fists should give him an advantage to slip through his opponent's defenses; unfortunately for Trump, he has to stop squinting to actually see which opponent he should be attacking.
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I want to see a fist fight between him and Pence during a televised rally. Show people what a STRONG MAN he is.
Since Trump has such small hands, his tiny fists should give him an advantage to slip through his opponent's defenses; unfortunately for Trump, he has to stop squinting to actually see which opponent he should be attacking.
His tiny hands focus the momentum into a much smaller area. Just like Ant-Man, but just for his hands.
I got asked by loads of people at GenCon what I thought of Trump, as a Brit
And I just told them that in the UK, a trump is a fart, and this was an accurate description. And nobody knows that! Nobody knows that trumping is farting!
They thought it was pretty funny though. You guys should promote that as slang.
So wait, the republican ticket just translates to "Fart Money" in the UK?
And not lot of it either.
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"Ignore all evidence that this election is going Clinton's way, except for the lack of evidence of the election being rigged; that shit you can't just trust us on."
That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"
That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"
I mean
The alligator trying to eat my family would definitely be a power move
Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
I call it Talkcharting
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That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"
I'd rather go toe-to-toe with a live and hungry alligator than vote for Trump. At least the apex predator will eventually, you know, stop eating everything it sees and lie down for a nap; Trump has a constant hunger for attention that cannot be sated.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
Pretty sure the correct answer is "Old people who have nothing better to do than answer political calls".
I was told during my brief stint as a telemarketer that "Old people are usually lonely and just want someone to talk to, if you sound friendly they'll talk forever and are an easy sale"
I mean most left leaning people are my age or younger and dont do anything he tweeted ( dinnertime as a thing we do basically vanished in my early teens for example)so Id argue polls either go for older technophobe conservatives or maybe polling doesnt work like he thinks
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Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
Will the right convince themselves all pills are wrong again and be utterly shocked when they were right
Again
Absolutely, especially with trump seeding the narrative that everything will be rigged against him because he can read numbers and he knows how to shield his ego against a likely loss
And then if he somehow wins then he did so despite the corruption and lying polls so its an even bigger personal boost
Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
I have it on good (Facebook meme) authority that the left can afford dinner. They buy it with their EBT cards and food stamps paid for by all the employeed bootstrappy Republicans.
I wonder who's going to be playing the role of Karl Rove this year, and have a televised meltdown when they realize that the "unbiased" bubble they spent the last 3 months building just popped.
EDIT: I mean besides Trump. I mean, obviously he's going to lose his shit and that'll be amazing. I'm talking about the "respected GOP head" who just watches his life crumble.
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So wait, the republican ticket just translates to "Fart Money" in the UK?
My god...the second swallow.
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this tweet has been on my mind all morning
it's like staring directly into the sun
And not lot of it either.
If the sun were made of stupid
Imagine that hydrogen doesn't exist. What do you think suns are made of now?
I mean
The alligator trying to eat my family would definitely be a power move
I'd have to respect that
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Because I hate myself I decided to read further down the tweet chain and dude asked this...
So unsurprisingly, another conservative media personality that doesn't understand basic statistics or what a poll even is.
Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.
I call it Talkcharting
I'd rather go toe-to-toe with a live and hungry alligator than vote for Trump. At least the apex predator will eventually, you know, stop eating everything it sees and lie down for a nap; Trump has a constant hunger for attention that cannot be sated.
checkmate, nerd
Pretty sure the correct answer is "Old people who have nothing better to do than answer political calls".
I was told during my brief stint as a telemarketer that "Old people are usually lonely and just want someone to talk to, if you sound friendly they'll talk forever and are an easy sale"
Again
Gimme dat pill
I want dat pill
If you require cognitive dissonance to maintain your party platform, losing grip on reality is an inevitability.
https://www.longroom.com/polls/
UNSKEWED. UNBIASED. WELCOME TO THE TRUTH.
http://www.vox.com/2016/8/5/12386128/trump-clinton-biased-polls
fuck yeah
like the left can afford dinner
Absolutely, especially with trump seeding the narrative that everything will be rigged against him because he can read numbers and he knows how to shield his ego against a likely loss
And then if he somehow wins then he did so despite the corruption and lying polls so its an even bigger personal boost
I have it on good (Facebook meme) authority that the left can afford dinner. They buy it with their EBT cards and food stamps paid for by all the employeed bootstrappy Republicans.
Fits right in with the comments about how if Trump doesn't win Florida that means the election is absolutely rigged.
I dunno, after everything during the primary she's probably gonna be the only one to enjoy election night.
I usually don't mind. It takes like 2 minutes.
EDIT: I mean besides Trump. I mean, obviously he's going to lose his shit and that'll be amazing. I'm talking about the "respected GOP head" who just watches his life crumble.
But they were! Just there wasn't any accounting for OBAMA FRAUD:
http://www.businessinsider.com/unskewed-pollster-dean-chambers-voter-fraud-barack-o-fraudo-nate-silver-2012-11
This was such a great payoff to a long night of waiting for the inevitable.