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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Also disappointingly the nerdy astronomy software DS9 is not named after the star trek series.

    Boourns

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I have a confession

    For some time now every time I see the name "Simon" I hear Mike Myers singing Well you know my name is Si-mon, and I like to do draw-rings.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:


    All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).

    The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.


    Eat at Arby's.

    Eh

    Space is big

    Time is long

    That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical

    It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:

    If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.


    Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.


    So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.

    or

    or

    we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"

    That's no a very good analogy for either our optical or radio astronomy observations, though. If there are radio signals bouncing around (and those things have a pretty good shelf life & range, and they travel at nearly the speed of light), we should have detected at least some fragments of them. Wandered into the equivalent of some civilization's expanding radio footprint, like our own on Earth (but presumably much more massive, given a posited civilization that has colonized some substantial portion of the milky way).

    Radio signals, being electromagnetic radiation, travel at precisely the speed of light

    and we receive fucking tons of radio frequency EMR from space constantly, mostly from the Sun. It's a significant source of interference!

    We very well may be receiving quite a lot of precisely that sort of radio footprint right now but since we don't actually know how to precisely identify it, and doing a broad spectrum search of all RF signals for patterns is massively costly in terms of computational resources, we may not even have figured it out yet.

    And that assumes aliens are using a specific low frequency band of EM radiation as a communications medium, when even we as a species are gradually abandoning it for more tightly focused frequencies which do not propagate nearly as well. Also that you could actually pick out a pattern and not just a wave of noise due to destructive interference from a massive set of transmitters

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Maybe just our galaxy is empty and all the other galaxies are happenin'

    what if this is the loser galaxy

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    the universe is noisy as fuck and we have no idea what we are actually looking for and we have been actively looking for less than a single lifetime

    I know what I'm looking for.

    It's CO 1-0 signals to trace gas clouds though so not aliens.

    Well yeah

    gas clouds are easier to figure out <3

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Maybe just our galaxy is empty and all the other galaxies are happenin'

    what if this is the loser galaxy

    Were the universe's equivalent to
    is it in yet?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:


    All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).

    The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.


    Eat at Arby's.

    Eh

    Space is big

    Time is long

    That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical

    It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:

    If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.


    Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.


    So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.

    or

    or

    we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"

    That's no a very good analogy for either our optical or radio astronomy observations, though. If there are radio signals bouncing around (and those things have a pretty good shelf life & range, and they travel at nearly the speed of light), we should have detected at least some fragments of them. Wandered into the equivalent of some civilization's expanding radio footprint, like our own on Earth (but presumably much more massive, given a posited civilization that has colonized some substantial portion of the milky way).

    Radio signals, being electromagnetic radiation, travel at precisely the speed of light

    and we receive fucking tons of radio frequency EMR from space constantly, mostly from the Sun. It's a significant source of interference!

    We very well may be receiving quite a lot of precisely that sort of radio footprint right now but since we don't actually know how to precisely identify it, and doing a broad spectrum search of all RF signals for patterns is massively costly in terms of computational resources, we may not even have figured it out yet.

    And that assumes aliens are using a specific low frequency band of EM radiation as a communications medium, when even we as a species are gradually abandoning it for more tightly focused frequencies which do not propagate nearly as well. Also that you could actually pick out a pattern and not just a wave of noise due to destructive interference from a massive set of transmitters

    Also don't our analogue broadcasts degrade to static after a lightyear or two? We may be overestimating the range of communications

    RMS Oceanic on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    The foolish humans do not even suspect that we exist. They are ripe for conquest!

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Maybe just our galaxy is empty and all the other galaxies are happenin'

    what if this is the loser galaxy

    one big gutter in outer space man

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    ugh last another OW competitive match

    Until recently I was always floating around 50ish, but this last week I can't win a game to save my life

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    the universe is noisy as fuck and we have no idea what we are actually looking for and we have been actively looking for less than a single lifetime

    I know what I'm looking for.

    It's CO 1-0 signals to trace gas clouds though so not aliens.

    Well yeah

    gas clouds are easier to figure out <3

    Nice quantised emissions I can use red shift to approximate distance for. Yay QM.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:


    All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).

    The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.


    Eat at Arby's.

    Eh

    Space is big

    Time is long

    That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical

    It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:

    If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.


    Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.


    So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.

    or

    or

    we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"

    That's no a very good analogy for either our optical or radio astronomy observations, though. If there are radio signals bouncing around (and those things have a pretty good shelf life & range, and they travel at nearly the speed of light), we should have detected at least some fragments of them. Wandered into the equivalent of some civilization's expanding radio footprint, like our own on Earth (but presumably much more massive, given a posited civilization that has colonized some substantial portion of the milky way).

    Radio signals, being electromagnetic radiation, travel at precisely the speed of light

    and we receive fucking tons of radio frequency EMR from space constantly, mostly from the Sun. It's a significant source of interference!

    We very well may be receiving quite a lot of precisely that sort of radio footprint right now but since we don't actually know how to precisely identify it, and doing a broad spectrum search of all RF signals for patterns is massively costly in terms of computational resources, we may not even have figured it out yet.

    And that assumes aliens are using a specific low frequency band of EM radiation as a communications medium, when even we as a species are gradually abandoning it for more tightly focused frequencies which do not propagate nearly as well. Also that you could actually pick out a pattern and not just a wave of noise due to destructive interference from a massive set of transmitters

    Also don't our analogue broadcasts degrade to static after a lightyear or two? We may be underestimating the range of communications

    UHF barely makes it out of the atmosphere and that is the current #1 world champ radio communication frequency band in use today

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    The foolish humans do not even suspect that we exist. They are ripe for conquest!

    But what of their vanguard, the Al'exx of Joness?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Maybe just our galaxy is empty and all the other galaxies are happenin'

    what if this is the loser galaxy

    *looks at messy desk set-up with renewed insight*


    My God


    This elegant explanation.

    With Love and Courage
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    wtf is this pornichu

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i just saw a vice article about the historical euphemisms for ass eating

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    oh right it's an organichu

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    wtf is this pornichu

    Lickitung

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    if it was organichu it'd be Lickibung

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i just saw a vice article about the historical euphemisms for ass eating

    link i gotta see this

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    wtf is this pornichu

    Lickitung

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    For all we know there could be a massive space empire out there right now that broadcasts the same message at the same time every day in broad-spectrum RF

    but their day is 100 years for us

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Also disappointingly the nerdy astronomy software DS9 is not named after the star trek series.

    The best astronomy software is SEXTRACTOR. I'm sorry I mean S EXTRACTOR

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Also disappointingly the nerdy astronomy software DS9 is not named after the star trek series.

    The best astronomy software is SEXTRACTOR. I'm sorry I mean S EXTRACTOR

    But what about its Agricultural spinoff, SEX TRACTOR

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    clean up the kitchen,


    AHAHA

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    The Fermi paradox is a bit like Schrödinger's cat in that the popularly discussed bit is backed up by quite a lot of maths. Which most people don't understand so they bang on with their nonsense around incomplete descriptions.

    It's an interesting problem that suggests interesting things though. And yes it could well be a problem of timescales but just saying "timescales, duh" completely misses the point.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The Fermi paradox is a bit like Schrödinger's cat in that the popularly discussed bit is backed up by quite a lot of maths.

    It's an interesting problem that suggests interesting things though. And yes it could well be a problem of timescales but just saying "timescales, duh" completely misses the point.

    It's a useful thought experiment for a variety of reasons, but I wouldn't use it to draw any ironclad conclusions

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    On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 2.3

    @ronya will create the new thread
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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