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USA Presidential Election 2016: A Day at the Racist

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    So what the fuck did I miss!?

    I'm hearing armed and references to 14 words this sounds real bad

    "White Lives Matter" is standing outside an NAACP office with guns

    was

    My apologies

    Still awful no matter when it happened

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    man orange is the new black is super accurate apparently

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    "The food is so beyond sub-par that our prisoners prefer to eat ramen which is valued at approximately ten cents per meal. Needless to say, this cuts our costs to zero so we don't need to provide basic nourishment anymore, no matter what the ACLU says.

    Five more years of this and we will have them paying *us* for toilet paper."

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    "The food is so beyond sub-par that our prisoners prefer to eat ramen which is valued at approximately ten cents per meal. Needless to say, this cuts our costs to zero so we don't need to provide basic nourishment anymore, no matter what the ACLU says.

    Five more years of this and we will have them paying *us* for toilet paper."

    "Basically, we're turning the prison system into legalized slavery where we not only turn a profit on the work the prisoners engage in, but the prisoners themselves pay *us* out of whatever wages we feel like letting them keep for luxury items like soap, toothpaste, toilet paper and so on. If I had my way, they'd be paying us for oxygen."

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    So what the fuck did I miss!?

    I'm hearing armed and references to 14 words this sounds real bad

    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/35824691/#Comment_35824691

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    @MrMonroe @fightinfilipino I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Need to call the rest of Lawyer Voltron to analyze. I really should write all our names down somewhere...

    Admin law was never a strong suit of mine, but my guess would be that just as the district judge basically made up grounds to review the decision, the appeals court will find a way to kick it back to the Department.

    I think we're pretty far off the rails with this one. Ideally Lawrence plus Hodges equals strict scrutiny for "bathroom bills", but that's not the case in front of the court, the case in front of the court is "do the Feds have the authority to make that interpretive leap and enforce the interpretation on the states?" That's weird territory. There there be shibboleths of American identity, and as much as I think they're dumb and we should just grow up and have a State, you'd have to wipe the slate clean with a fundamental rewrite of the constitution to get rid the politicking masquerading as concern for constitutional principles. Until then you probably get cases like this decided based on the political views of the judges couched in deliberately vague arguments about admin law that can be cited in favor of any proposition.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It would help to actually see the case and the language involved, but it seems that he is making his decision because of 'failure to notify' not because of an objection on an application of 'strict scrutiny' which is what makes this case really fucking weird. When you are applying constitutional rights I don't know how you can possible have grounds for 'failure to notify'.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    Wackity schmackty dooooooooooooo

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    Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    "The food is so beyond sub-par that our prisoners prefer to eat ramen which is valued at approximately ten cents per meal. Needless to say, this cuts our costs to zero so we don't need to provide basic nourishment anymore, no matter what the ACLU says.

    Five more years of this and we will have them paying *us* for toilet paper."

    "Basically, we're turning the prison system into legalized slavery where we not only turn a profit on the work the prisoners engage in, but the prisoners themselves pay *us* out of whatever wages we feel like letting them keep for luxury items like soap, toothpaste, toilet paper and so on. If I had my way, they'd be paying us for oxygen."
    Why deny the rest of society a working solution? The government failing the people, again.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    No isn't that the star of the new macguyver series

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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular

    I feel this is the 385727478th time someone has to say "Onion writers drink themselves to death" during this election season

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    That... That isn't the onion?

    Nah.

    Fuckin nah, bruh.

    Local news agency prints hilarious satire story!

    Please tell me this is how that story shakes out.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular

    And let's get another case of MD20/20 to the onion

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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    It so looks like a picture from the Onion too

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Gator wrote: »
    It so looks like a picture from the Onion too

    That's the part that gets me the most. It's like the photographer was like, "fuck it, this shit is bananas, I'm just gunna make it look like the onion, because what the fuck is even happening here"

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular


    The actual order by the Texas judge. I am most definitely not a lawyer, but, uh, can he even do that? Specifically, the part about enjoining the defendants (the Justice Department/Obama administration) from investigation and further litigation seem really fucking broad, or is that standard language in preliminary injunctions?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    So my girlfriend is getting her Paralegal and for their first discussion board this week they were asked to discuss current issues, and someone posted this:
    "today too many young people want to complain about the law, they need to step up. boundaries need to be reset like they were 50 years ago, before discrimination, racism, sexism and all the other problems that people like to complain about in today's world"

    She read that to me and my response was "So I guess she never heard of...history?" Thankfully my girlfriend eveiserated her in a response citing well over the 5 required cases proving racism, sexism, and inequality have actually existed before 50 years ago.

    Some fucking people man.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Oh also: Police shot and killed an unarmed deaf man who was trying to speak to police in sign language. He was speeding and he drove a ways before he pulled over in front of his house. According to police there was a "confrontation" but neighbors just saw him using sign language.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-n-police-kill-unarmed-deaf-mute-man-sign-language-article-1.2760714

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Oh also: Police shot and killed an unarmed deaf man who was trying to speak to police in sign language. He was speeding and he drove a ways before he pulled over in front of his house. According to police there was a "confrontation" but neighbors just saw him using sign language.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-n-police-kill-unarmed-deaf-mute-man-sign-language-article-1.2760714

    Obviously the officer is a Naruto fan and thought he was using a forbidden jutsu

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    do I need to guess what color his skin is

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    do I need to guess what color his skin is

    looks like he's white, this time

    but has a disability, so to cops, still subhuman

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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    do I need to guess what color his skin is

    I wouldn't say he was black

    ...it says something about the state of affairs in American law enforcement that racial equality is achieved by shooting white deaf-mutes. Like, wow

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    do I need to guess what color his skin is

    He's not black.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Take away cops' guns

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    do I need to guess what color his skin is

    looks like he's white, this time

    but has a disability, so to cops, still subhuman

    This coming after cops shot an unarmed black man when they were trying to shoot an unarmed disabled man.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    @MrMonroe @fightinfilipino I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Need to call the rest of Lawyer Voltron to analyze. I really should write all our names down somewhere...

    Heh, it's been over a decade since I did anything with constitutional law, so my knowledge is strictly based off of media reports these days.

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    It would help to actually see the case and the language involved, but it seems that he is making his decision because of 'failure to notify' not because of an objection on an application of 'strict scrutiny' which is what makes this case really fucking weird. When you are applying constitutional rights I don't know how you can possible have grounds for 'failure to notify'.

    yeah, i'd want to read the decision as well, but it seems like they're trying to apply the "Notice and Comment" requirement from Skidmore v. Swift & Co.. that case basically says (and i'm heavily paraphrasing here) that a Federal agency must give notice of a rule change and allow persons to comment on that rule change before enacting the rule. there's an exception where the agency can skip the notice step if requiring the notice is "impracticable, unnecessary, or contrary to the public interest".

    this is the new hotness among persons trying to fight Federal regulation making, to challenge on the lack of notice issue. it's part of the argument the anti-DACA crowd was making, as well as the anti-student visa work permit crowd.

    i personally think the Federal government should win on this point. permitting discrimination to continue against transgender folks seems like something completely against the public interest. then again, conservative courts would argue that giving straights their "continued privacy" is in the public interest. bluh.

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    Bucketman wrote: »
    Oh also: Police shot and killed an unarmed deaf man who was trying to speak to police in sign language. He was speeding and he drove a ways before he pulled over in front of his house. According to police there was a "confrontation" but neighbors just saw him using sign language.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-n-police-kill-unarmed-deaf-mute-man-sign-language-article-1.2760714

    Obviously the officer is a Naruto fan and thought he was using a forbidden jutsu

    A guy got shot dead dude.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    White nationalists have been the culprits of far more terrorism in the 20th and 21st centuries than any black militant groups. (Which neither BLM or, obviously, the NAACP are.)

    Of course I consider most white nationalists veritable lost causes. So, like, reasons and facts are hard put to dissuade them of anything.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »

    Fuck yeah secret police! Who watches the watchmen? Don't fucking worry about it you probable criminal!

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    SirialisSirialis of the Halite Throne. Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    -Tal wrote: »
    Take away cops' guns

    I'm sorry, you made cops uncomfortable.

    You are now dead.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It would help to actually see the case and the language involved, but it seems that he is making his decision because of 'failure to notify' not because of an objection on an application of 'strict scrutiny' which is what makes this case really fucking weird. When you are applying constitutional rights I don't know how you can possible have grounds for 'failure to notify'.

    yeah, i'd want to read the decision as well, but it seems like they're trying to apply the "Notice and Comment" requirement from Skidmore v. Swift & Co.. that case basically says (and i'm heavily paraphrasing here) that a Federal agency must give notice of a rule change and allow persons to comment on that rule change before enacting the rule. there's an exception where the agency can skip the notice step if requiring the notice is "impracticable, unnecessary, or contrary to the public interest".

    this is the new hotness among persons trying to fight Federal regulation making, to challenge on the lack of notice issue. it's part of the argument the anti-DACA crowd was making, as well as the anti-student visa work permit crowd.

    i personally think the Federal government should win on this point. permitting discrimination to continue against transgender folks seems like something completely against the public interest. then again, conservative courts would argue that giving straights their "continued privacy" is in the public interest. bluh.

    In laymans terms, the Rock of Constitutional Rights should beat the Scissors of "Notice and Comment" because of course it does the public interest in the right to privacy overcomes a State's administrative rights.
    ph blake wrote: »


    The actual order by the Texas judge. I am most definitely not a lawyer, but, uh, can he even do that? Specifically, the part about enjoining the defendants (the Justice Department/Obama administration) from investigation and further litigation seem really fucking broad, or is that standard language in preliminary injunctions?

    I am most definitely a lawyer. He can do that, he's a federal judge.

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