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[Love] is a Battlefield

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm not sure what we're talking about, but I bought new bed linen last week and I'm very excited about it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    What colour are they?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Psh you guys and your "beds"

    I'm gonna go take a nap inside a dead cow

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    What colour is the cow?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

    Aww, don't feel guilty, it'd be far worse to try and fake it just to be nice. And if they really are nice guys they'll understand.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What colour is the cow?

    ... cow colored?

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

    When someone sends me a well thought out message but I don't fancy them, I still feel guilty. I kinda hope it never goes away as it means I appreciate their effort, and I'm remembering that they're people and not faceless messages.

    I have my favourite Bake Off person, mainly because I want to marry them. I made cupcakes the other day but I ran out this morning and now i'm hungry.

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm not sure what we're talking about, but I bought new bed linen last week and I'm very excited about it.

    I bought stuff just the other night! Mine is looking run down and cat-worn, so I was in the mood for something classy. It should show up on Monday, so hopefully I made good choices.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Dear Love thread

    My girlfriend is a blanket hog. She then gets angry when I pull the blanket back so I get my equal share. Because it wakes her up.

    Apparently I have to gently wake her up and then do it.

    It's a literal cold war

    I've solved this by making sure I have my own comforter blanket

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Dear Love thread

    My girlfriend is a blanket hog. She then gets angry when I pull the blanket back so I get my equal share. Because it wakes her up.

    Apparently I have to gently wake her up and then do it.

    It's a literal cold war

    I've solved this by making sure I have my own comforter blanket

    Finally the slanket will have its day.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Aww, don't feel guilty, it'd be far worse to try and fake it just to be nice. And if they really are nice guys they'll understand.
    Angelina wrote: »
    When someone sends me a well thought out message but I don't fancy them, I still feel guilty. I kinda hope it never goes away as it means I appreciate their effort, and I'm remembering that they're people and not faceless messages.

    I have my favourite Bake Off person, mainly because I want to marry them. I made cupcakes the other day but I ran out this morning and now i'm hungry.

    This makes me feel better!

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I feel nothing deleting shitty messages and copy and paste jobs, they don't give a shit so neither do I. The good messages though, I can see them sat there reading my profile a couple of times and thinking about what to write, what might get a reply. Eurgh, it makes me feel bad.

    My future husband better not get kicked off the show the first week. I'm watching an hour behind and am already emotionally attached to him.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Honestly you legit prepared me for the shitty messages, I'd have been shocked if not. Which guy is it Ange?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I feel nothing deleting shitty messages and copy and paste jobs, they don't give a shit so neither do I. The good messages though, I can see them sat there reading my profile a couple of times and thinking about what to write, what might get a reply. Eurgh, it makes me feel bad.

    My future husband better not get kicked off the show the first week. I'm watching an hour behind and am already emotionally attached to him.

    Don't worry, someday their efforts will be rewarded with someone who is very much into them.

    I mean, that will happen right?


    Right!?

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Andrew, the adorable redhead. All smart and nerdy and adorable, just my type.

    Also they called Rav a support worker. He works at my uni's student union. Interesting job title choice by the show.

    You can share your horror messages soon!

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Over the last four weeks the ladyfriend and I have been transitioning into an open thing

    So far it is working nicely and I think most of that has been the twelve day vacation we just took together, but her only being about two hours away also helps

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Andrew, the adorable redhead. All smart and nerdy and adorable, just my type.

    Also they called Rav a support worker. He works at my uni's student union. Interesting job title choice by the show.

    You can share your horror messages soon!

    aw hes cute!

    Most of mine are "Hi :)" and thats literally it.

    Though Localfuckboy4u told me exactly how many times a day he'd like to have sex with me and in what manner. Sighhh.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I feel nothing deleting shitty messages and copy and paste jobs, they don't give a shit so neither do I. The good messages though, I can see them sat there reading my profile a couple of times and thinking about what to write, what might get a reply. Eurgh, it makes me feel bad.

    My future husband better not get kicked off the show the first week. I'm watching an hour behind and am already emotionally attached to him.

    Don't worry, someday their efforts will be rewarded with someone who is very much into them.

    I mean, that will happen right?


    Right!?

    As someone who puts real efforts into her first messages....uhhh....

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I got asked on a date

    by a guy from my meet up group

    I vaguely replied because I like the group and want to keep going

    awkward.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

    i know it's been two dang days

    date me liiya

    i'm foreign and homosexual it's the classic fairy tale

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

    i know it's been two dang days

    date me liiya

    i'm foreign and homosexual it's the classic fairy tale

    Get your coat love, you've pulled.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    i have no idea what that is

    LADIES AM I RITE WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN

    Magic Pink on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i have no idea what that is

    LADIES AM I RITE WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN

    Either it's a British thing, or Solar and Liiya are messing with us poor Americans. I choose to assume it's the latter.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    it could be both

    i've heard terrible things about the british from the documentary absolutely fabulous

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    If The Thick of It taught me anything, it's that the British are terrifyingly vulgar nation of walking inferiority complexes.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i have no idea what that is

    LADIES AM I RITE WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN

    She's warning you to get a coat, you're being pulled into a gravity well.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i have no idea what that is

    LADIES AM I RITE WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN

    She's warning you to get a coat, you're being pulled into a gravity well.

    what again

    oh it is wednesday i guess

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    What colour are they?

    wow chico

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    A few guys have messaged me who are nice and have clearly read my profile but I'm not attracted, and I feel guilty.

    i know it's been two dang days

    date me liiya

    i'm foreign and homosexual it's the classic fairy tale

    Get your coat love, you've pulled.

    That were smooth that were

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably

    Solar on
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably

    Totes.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably

    I'm turning my 2016 around.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably

    Totes.

    probability dictated there's a few of you out there. I just didn't expect it to be so easy to hunt you down.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Well, I'm right here

    kettle's on :P

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also 2016 = best year of life so far probably

    i have good reason to believe i will be dead by the end of this year

    so yeah same

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Well, I'm right here

    kettle's on :P

    look don't think I'm above turning up and scrounging your tea.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    This is incredibly shallow and immature

    But i'mcutting my hair because i need to be employable. Incuding the beard. This is rough because broke and with a beard me has had far more luck dating than employed clean shaven me!

    TELL ME I WILL STILL BE WORTHY OF LOVE WITH A BIG DUMB TOE HEAD

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    your glorious mane only enhances your appeal, bub

    you'll be fine!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    just keep a photo pre-haircut in your wallet
    "check THIS out, ladies"

    also once you get a job you can let it all go again.

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