Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
So my wife is off to Mexico in December for her job. It's a root phenotyping conference. I'm a bit worried for her safety but I know I shouldn't be as the conference are organising buses and taxis etc and she'll be spending all her time with the delegates hobnobbing with the scientists.
Though I does mean I get a week to live like a slob the week before Christmas, party time!
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
Well I'd only just dragged myself out of bed a couple of minutes prior, so he was probably startled at encountering a real life bush troll more than anything.
"localfuckbuddy4u" was reported and blocked. Now he has evolved into "localfuckbuddy4u8" with the same pictures, same lines but brand new determination!
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Over the last four weeks the ladyfriend and I have been transitioning into an open thing
So far it is working nicely and I think most of that has been the twelve day vacation we just took together, but her only being about two hours away also helps
wait no I meant to say long distance thing
how did I freudian slip that one
not that we're the most monogamous couple ever, mind, so openness correlating with distance may be a thing? still sorta figuring that one out
Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
8/25/2016 8:10:00 AM
Didn't mean to message you clicked on wrong person"
Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep.
I need to go back to the doctor about my thyroid as I'm fat and sleepy again, but it's almost a month until I'm back in London. I think I'll stop weighing myself so I don't have to see the weight creeping up. And embrace napping for the next month.
So I set up a date with "pretty-but-mostly-unknown" lady. Gonna have dinner and some drinks at a place with live music that I've been meaning to check out (an apparent rarity in my town). She seems quite enthusiastic about the idea! And then she tacks on "What do you want to do after drinks?"
Yeah, I've done early afternoon dates and then suddenly I can see the next 10 hideous hours of my life stretched out before me. I tend to have a 3 hour limit for a first date, preferably 2.
Yeah, I've done early afternoon dates and then suddenly I can see the next 10 hideous hours of my life stretched out before me. I tend to have a 3 hour limit for a first date, preferably 2.
I would classify 3 hours a really good first date.
That's about how long my first date with my girlfriend.
Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
Well I'd only just dragged myself out of bed a couple of minutes prior, so he was probably startled at encountering a real life bush troll more than anything.
so you had sexy bed head AND had a pupper with you
the poor guy probably orgasmed so hard he fell over
Must admit! A gun has been held to his head! He must confess or face the stocks!
Maybe he's normally very shy but your beauty compelled him to speak. What if you are literally enchanting?
Another possibility is that he does not want to come off as objectifying... there was a time I held my compliments because it seemed like a minefield on how it would have been taken. Then I just got over it.
I've never had a date so totally disastrous that I had to leave early, but I am absolutely not above saying "Look, this isn't really working out, and I'm sorry about that, but I'm gonna go."
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Love thread, I unintentionally scared the crap out of a guy going jogging while I was happily walking my dog early this morning.
He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
Well I'd only just dragged myself out of bed a couple of minutes prior, so he was probably startled at encountering a real life bush troll more than anything.
so you had sexy bed head AND had a pupper with you
the poor guy probably orgasmed so hard he fell over
I always felt so lost as to what to write for a first message when matched wih someone without any personal interest in neither profile nor any clues in their pictures.
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He didn't see us until he was up close and I think we were backlit by a streetlight. He jumped so hard that he got the wobble legs going and almost fell over in the middle of the road.
I am a neigbourhood nuisance.
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Though I does mean I get a week to live like a slob the week before Christmas, party time!
Was he scared, or just overwhelmed by his own inadequacies after witnessing your magnificence?
Well I'd only just dragged myself out of bed a couple of minutes prior, so he was probably startled at encountering a real life bush troll more than anything.
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Satans..... hints.....
wait no I meant to say long distance thing
how did I freudian slip that one
not that we're the most monogamous couple ever, mind, so openness correlating with distance may be a thing? still sorta figuring that one out
Backlit? hmmm. I bet it was the shadow's fault.
https://youtu.be/TTPIz4yXaqA
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8/25/2016 8:10:00 AM
Didn't mean to message you clicked on wrong person"
Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep.
I need to go back to the doctor about my thyroid as I'm fat and sleepy again, but it's almost a month until I'm back in London. I think I'll stop weighing myself so I don't have to see the weight creeping up. And embrace napping for the next month.
What, uh... what is your guys' read on that?
Is there some kind of activity you guys can do?
Not shagging, I mean like bowling?
Ok maybe shagging if both of you are open to the idea, jesus you're adults I'm not your dad
Dang, I would totally suggest bowing, that is an awesome idea.
I need to figure out if there is any place to go bowling around here.
There is but it is like 4 km away, and there will be no driving. At least I know where I can go bowling, though, good on ya, Karl!
Ironically it's been too hot to use the blanket so I do not get the benefit.
I'm usually the opposite with a first date, I tell them the end time beforehand and extend the date if I like them.
Adding dinner as well is too risky.
What if they're terrible.
Yeah, I've done early afternoon dates and then suddenly I can see the next 10 hideous hours of my life stretched out before me. I tend to have a 3 hour limit for a first date, preferably 2.
Must admit! A gun has been held to his head! He must confess or face the stocks!
Satans..... hints.....
I heard they were going to call it, "The bus that couldn't slow down"
Satans..... hints.....
Lacking enthusiasm though tut tut
I would classify 3 hours a really good first date.
That's about how long my first date with my girlfriend.
The cocktails also helped
Maybe he's normally very shy but your beauty compelled him to speak. What if you are literally enchanting?
so you had sexy bed head AND had a pupper with you
the poor guy probably orgasmed so hard he fell over
Another possibility is that he does not want to come off as objectifying... there was a time I held my compliments because it seemed like a minefield on how it would have been taken. Then I just got over it.
I know she's British!
I WIN
This is a solid plan. I'm thinking about just saying "we'll see" and brining something else to do in mind.
I've never had a date so totally disastrous that I had to leave early, but I am absolutely not above saying "Look, this isn't really working out, and I'm sorry about that, but I'm gonna go."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhtmV13bRdc
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As to talking speaking to the profile, how do you know that he did not? I think there is missing context there.
I always felt so lost as to what to write for a first message when matched wih someone without any personal interest in neither profile nor any clues in their pictures.
Bonus points if your profile states that you collect fine porcelain.
"Missing context" tends to be the common factor with these sorts of fellas.
Any of it entertaining nudity, at least?
How dull.