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[Love] is a Battlefield

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Oh! First willy of the day! Soft and incredibly close up. I should make this a drinking game.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Has "take a look at my flaccid donger" been an attractive proposition to anyone ever?

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    maybe it's a challenge, like "give this spicy expanse of dry nothingness some rhythm, and you too can ride the sandworm, ladies"

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    by porn do you mean fake profiles that just use porn as the pictures

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Has "take a look at my flaccid donger" been an attractive proposition to anyone ever?
    https://youtu.be/NoFxMX2ZEXQ

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    It is so important to me that no one ever have photographic evidence that my genitals ever existed.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    by porn do you mean fake profiles that just use porn as the pictures

    Yeps!

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

    You mail out Polaroids of your doodle?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

    You mail out Polaroids of your doodle?

    No. But I have appeared nude on film.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

    You mail out Polaroids of your doodle?

    No. But I have appeared nude on film.

    were the darkroom techs all "hey .... get off the lightboxes"?

    Xaquin on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

    You mail out Polaroids of your doodle?

    No. But I have appeared nude on film.

    were the darkroom techs all "hey .... get off the lightboxes"?

    This was also a good 24 years ago...

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I think they're going to make it into a movie.

    I heard they were going to call it, "The bus that couldn't slow down"

    Speed Dating

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    We all know Liiya is pretty. To stand out from the crowd, you gotta know more than that.


    I know she's British!

    I WIN

    Wait, what?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Too late he won

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The NSA has seen your dick pics and has either send it on the interested people or laughed

    Not mine. I'm analog only.

    You mail out Polaroids of your doodle?

    No. But I have appeared nude on film.

    and then made it into your avatar

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    It's very conflicting being messaged only about your appearance.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Messages about appearance just destroy the one useful part of photo-centered dating apps.

    Yes, I'm cute. Hence the message. This is a place where you message folks you find cute!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Why message me if you're at the opposite side of Wales?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    It's very conflicting being messaged only about your appearance.

    We have so much in common! You're attractive. I think you're attractive. It's a perfect fit!

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Why message me if you're at the opposite side of Wales?

    I'm told it's a lovely drive. Maybe he's appealing to your appreciation for the scenery as you drive back and forth.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Why message me if you're at the opposite side of Wales?

    How big is wales?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    80 miles away, so hardly a casual getting to know you distance. In the UK via public transport that is a long way away.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I'm sure a billion Americans and Canadians and Australians will pop up in a moment to tell me its not THAT far! haha

    Liiya on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Why message me if you're at the opposite side of Wales?

    How big is wales?

    Slightly less than one Massachusetts

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Why message me if you're at the opposite side of Wales?

    How big is wales?

    It's an area the roughly the size of Wales. (this is a British Isles joke)

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    My joke photo of me in the power ranger morphsuit is usually the only thing that gets mentioned on dating apps regarding my appearance.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I'm sure a billion Americans and Canadians and Australians will pop up in a moment to tell me its not THAT far! haha

    Nah that'd be rude. I do find it kind of funny that that's roughly my "nearby" distance on OKC, but it's very different here.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    there's a weird disconnect in heterosexual dating where men are never perused so they think 'oh man what would i love to hear?' Someone saying "It's cool, I already find you attractive" without fully thinking about the other side

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I'm sure a billion Americans and Canadians and Australians will pop up in a moment to tell me its not THAT far! haha

    1) It's not THAT far!

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I, for one, am not willing to go farther than 10 miles for love or work.
    If love is 11 miles away, I'll die alone, thanks. Because fuck driving.
    If work is 11 miles away, I'll move.

    I... I might be a little odd in my hatred of getting around...

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I, for one, am not willing to go farther than 10 miles for love or work.
    If love is 11 miles away, I'll die alone, thanks. Because fuck driving.
    If work is 11 miles away, I'll move.

    I... I might be a little odd in my hatred of getting around...

    Can I interest you in my hometown? Literally everything is within a single square mile.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    And I would do anything for love .... except run up my odometer. Sorry darlin'

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I, for one, am not willing to go farther than 10 miles for love or work.
    If love is 11 miles away, I'll die alone, thanks. Because fuck driving.
    If work is 11 miles away, I'll move.

    I... I might be a little odd in my hatred of getting around...

    Can I interest you in my hometown? Literally everything is within a single square mile.

    Nope. I like living in bug cities - it rnsures everything I need will be close by
    I'm telling you, this all makes sense! I'm not weird, you're weird!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Liiya wrote: »
    "localfuckbuddy4u" was reported and blocked. Now he has evolved into "localfuckbuddy4u8" with the same pictures, same lines but brand new determination!

    HE IS BACK.

    Transformed into "Localsexfriend" he's dropped the "4 u" so I guess it wouldn't be exclusive anymore.

    Liiya on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I'm not weird, you're weird!

    I don't deny the latter, but I also don't think it precludes the former.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I, for one, am not willing to go farther than 10 miles for love or work.
    If love is 11 miles away, I'll die alone, thanks. Because fuck driving.
    If work is 11 miles away, I'll move.

    I... I might be a little odd in my hatred of getting around...

    Can I interest you in my hometown? Literally everything is within a single square mile.
    I like living in bug cities

    ANTS CAN USE COMPUTERS

    IT'S THE END TIMES

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Bugger.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    "localfuckbuddy4u" was reported and blocked. Now he has evolved into "localfuckbuddy4u8" with the same pictures, same lines but brand new determination!

    HE IS BACK.

    Transformed into "Localsexfriend" he's dropped the "4 u" so I guess it wouldn't exclusive anymore.

    Haha now he sounds like a person in a news report. "Local Sex Friend Thinks You Look Hot, Hasn't Actually Looked at Your Profile."

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