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[Love] is a Battlefield

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    "localfuckbuddy4u" was reported and blocked. Now he has evolved into "localfuckbuddy4u8" with the same pictures, same lines but brand new determination!

    HE IS BACK.

    Transformed into "Localsexfriend" he's dropped the "4 u" so I guess it wouldn't be exclusive anymore.

    Maybe next time he'll drop the 'r'

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    does he keep making new profiles after getting blocked/banned

    "this time, this time I'll get them"

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Wait, is Angelina still doing OKC mods? Ange, are you battling this guy?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Wait, is Angelina still doing OKC mods? Ange, are you battling this guy?

    OKC moderation isn't nearly that proactive, the way it works is moderators see content that users have flagged and then they just say "yeah this should be taken down" or "no this doesn't break the rules"

    then I assume those are all sent on to actual OKC staff or maybe some kinda automated thing

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, is Angelina still doing OKC mods? Ange, are you battling this guy?

    OKC moderation isn't nearly that proactive, the way it works is moderators see content that users have flagged and then they just say "yeah this should be taken down" or "no this doesn't break the rules"

    then I assume those are all sent on to actual OKC staff or maybe some kinda automated thing

    I mean, he's getting banned, so that process is clearly happening.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, is Angelina still doing OKC mods? Ange, are you battling this guy?

    OKC moderation isn't nearly that proactive, the way it works is moderators see content that users have flagged and then they just say "yeah this should be taken down" or "no this doesn't break the rules"

    then I assume those are all sent on to actual OKC staff or maybe some kinda automated thing

    I mean, he's getting banned, so that process is clearly happening.

    He could also just be getting blocked by Liiya and making new accounts to keep bothering her

    edit but yeah all of his accounts will probably get banned eventually yes

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Wait, is Angelina still doing OKC mods? Ange, are you battling this guy?

    OKC moderation isn't nearly that proactive, the way it works is moderators see content that users have flagged and then they just say "yeah this should be taken down" or "no this doesn't break the rules"

    then I assume those are all sent on to actual OKC staff or maybe some kinda automated thing

    I mean, he's getting banned, so that process is clearly happening.

    He could also just be getting blocked by Liiya and making new accounts to keep bothering her

    edit but yeah all of his accounts will probably get banned eventually yes

    Oh, right, that's true I hadn't considered the block.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    Well what good would a remote sex friend be? Most of the good sex stuff is very proximity-dependent and who wants to do that much travelling?



    You can tell I really know what I'm talking about by my use of the term "the good sex stuff".

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    To be fair, that's a better interpretation than the Royston Vasey alternative.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    To be fair, that's a better interpretation than the Royston Vasey alternative.

    oh god D: I dont want to be his wife!

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    Locally sourced and artisanally crafted chauvinists.

    edit: those damned drafts.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Maybe it's "Local's Ex-Friend." And he's just looking for new buddies in the area after his last one stopped hanging out with him.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    To be fair, that's a better interpretation than the Royston Vasey alternative.

    oh god D: I dont want to be his wife!

    Tell him you're in favour of the New Road, that'll put him right off.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Down with New Road!

    My insides are all wrong!

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Were his profile pictures his butt cheeks spread? I had to moderate that this evening.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    urgh no I am sorry you had to do that.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Thankfully I work in healthcare, I carried on eating my dinner.

    Edit: I can't type though.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I really wish getting a match on Tinder and the like didn't feel like a negative thing with the anxiety bomb it drops on me. Feel so clueless about how to actually start messaging people.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Hello I'm Richard how are you
    Sent 8:19pm

    Please reply for a chat
    Sent 8:28pm

    Please reply for I'm interested
    Sent 8:59pm

    :I

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hello I'm Richard how are you
    Sent 8:19pm

    Please reply for a chat
    Sent 8:28pm

    Please reply for I'm interested
    Sent 8:59pm

    :I

    Richard's grasp of the English language leads me to wonder how coherent said chat could possibly be.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Internet dating: still awful.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Internet dating: still awful.

    Speaking of, I got an email telling me someone Liked me and it actually included a link to the profile for once, instead of trying to extort money from me for the information. I want to check out their profile, but I'm suddenly very self-conscious about it. Being liked is a lot of pressure.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Internet dating: still awful.

    yeah pretty much. I'm chatting with two guys but I dunno if we'd connect when meeting, its hard to imagine properly being myself around anyone. Ohh well.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey Liiya, can I see your OKC profile?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    But then everyone will want to see, its like a gateway, I am shy.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hello I'm Richard how are you
    Sent 8:19pm

    Please reply for a chat
    Sent 8:28pm

    Please reply for I'm interested
    Sent 8:59pm

    :I

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I'm sure a billion Americans and Canadians and Australians will pop up in a moment to tell me its not THAT far! haha

    Yeah um

    I drive 40 miles each way for work

    In the US, 80 miles isn't anything major

    I have friends who live that far away, we meet for dinner in the middle some times

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Is that Richard the Third?

    He was stuck under that carpark for so long, Liiya! All he wants is some companionship, he's been so lonely for hundreds of years!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blegh

    My OKCupid results have been not great for a while.

    Talked to a decent amount of ladies, lots of whom ghosted, went on a date with a lady that went okay and we started fooling around afterwards and at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND she said "oh yeah, by the way, I have herpes" so that was a fun bullet to dodge. She also turned out to be kind of generally shitty so I did luck out I suppose.

    Tinder is a god damn wasteland where 9/10 matches are bots and no one appears to be using Bumble in my area or everyone is deciding to swipe left.

    Yay Internet Romance

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    If Bumble has taught me anything, it's that the women in this town buckle fiercely under pressure when given a 24 hour deadline to drop an opening line to keep a connection from expiring. It's actually pretty amusing.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Man, I like never get Tinder bots

    I've had maybe one or two

    I know it's a serious problem for a lot of other folks, but it's so alien to me

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    I'm finding Bumble matches to be super duper rare, and the couple that have happened didn't lead to any messages. Kind of feeling like a waste of time

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Is that Richard the Third?

    He was stuck under that carpark for so long, Liiya! All he wants is some companionship, he's been so lonely for hundreds of years!

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    [edit] Censored the dicks because I remembered this is an American forum

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Man, I like never get Tinder bots

    I've had maybe one or two

    I know it's a serious problem for a lot of other folks, but it's so alien to me
    I live in the biggest city in the state which is right by 3 other large cities one of which is a big college town and it is bot central

    I am not exaggerating at all when I say it is 8 or 9 out of every 10 people

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Man, I like never get Tinder bots

    I've had maybe one or two

    I know it's a serious problem for a lot of other folks, but it's so alien to me
    I live in the biggest city in the state which is right by 3 other large cities one of which is a big college town and it is bot central

    I am not exaggerating at all when I say it is 8 or 9 out of every 10 people

    I guess maybe I never swipe right on them?

    Has my hatred for robots given me a sixth sense regarding Tinder robots?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Tinder bots are easy to sniff out once you recognize their patterns. Real actual human people tend to put some creativity and specificity into their personal summaries, for example.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am amused hes really over egging the local bit. Like your local corner shop or bobby. Hes there for you, locally.

    Support your local fuckbois

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Frequent enough illict websites and you learn all the stock photos they use
    Not really

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Is that Richard the Third?

    He was stuck under that carpark for so long, Liiya! All he wants is some companionship, he's been so lonely for hundreds of years!

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    [edit] Censored the dicks because I remembered this is an American forum

    SE++: censoring dicks since 1800's

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