Lady is going away this weekend and next week and next weekend as well
So we are going to be apart for 9 days and this has made us both very sad indeed
She messaged me today at work (on my phone) to say "just heard you say a thing that made me think how much I like you and it's a LOT" which was extremely cute though. Pretty sure the thing I said was that I liked someone's shirt? Who knows. Guess I am just adorable. Phone has now utterly died though and won't recharge so that's another fucking thing to sort out tomorrow...
As soon as she gets back though we're treating ourselves to a big fancy date though! That'll be nice!
I live in Southern California, 80 miles is an all day slog through hours of traffic. Pack an energy bar and a couple bottles of water because you may not see home for a while.
Me: so you like podcasts?
Bot: so what are you doing? i think im gonna delete Tinder, but since i like you click this link
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Every time I find myself facing down a Tinder bot I just break into my Terminator spiel.
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"My name is Kyle Reece. I'm a soldier from the future. My mission is to protect a woman named Sarah Conner, mother of John Conner, future leader of the human resistance against SkyNet, from a Terminator--a cybernetic assassin sent back time to kill her. For the sake of the future, you have to help me find her before it's too late."
She was sitting outside my apartment, very clearly partaking in some weed. My windows are open, I'm sitting on my couch, one of my cats is in the window.
And then I hear: "Aww..look at the beautiful cat!"
Thinking to myself, Yes, yes, he is a beautiful cat.
"Think the kitty wants to take a hit of this?"
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
She fled back inside the apartment by the time I got outside. Discussions with landlord and neighbor will be had tomorrow.
edit: Actual neighbor who I am totally cool with came to chat. Smokey neighbor is very very sorry and will contain such practices to inside the apartment and will most certainly not be blowing smoke into my cat's face.
I really wish getting a match on Tinder and the like didn't feel like a negative thing with the anxiety bomb it drops on me. Feel so clueless about how to actually start messaging people.
dangit, I messaged someone and then they messaged me back. That isn't solving my problem at all!
She was sitting outside my apartment, very clearly partaking in some weed. My windows are open, I'm sitting on my couch, one of my cats is in the window.
And then I hear: "Aww..look at the beautiful cat!"
Thinking to myself, Yes, yes, he is a beautiful cat.
"Think the kitty wants to take a hit of this?"
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
She fled back inside the apartment by the time I got outside. Discussions with landlord and neighbor will be had tomorrow.
edit: Actual neighbor who I am totally cool with came to chat. Smokey neighbor is very very sorry and will contain such practices to inside the apartment and will most certainly not be blowing smoke into my cat's face.
... my neighbour invited me to a potluck dinner, and apparently she especially waited to hold it until I was back in the country.
It happens at the same time as book club, which my fiancée is a part of. It's a strange division of genders club until we meet later in the night for drunk karaoke. It's always drunk karaoke.
It's not always beer club though. Sometimes it's cigar club or bourbon club or barcade club or tear apart a car and turn it into a go kart club.
Has it ever inspired them to gain sentience and run away with you?
It caused one of them to unmatch me.
In other words the bot's controller had to look at the coversation, see that I'd been chatting with it for almost twenty minutes, begging and pleading with it to help me find Sarah Conner and/or stop the Terminator before it was too late, and make the conscious decision to unmatch us on Tinder.
SkyNet was defeated in battle on that day.
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I'm on a train and the conductor is one of the hottest men I've ever seen. He's not the ticket checking one though so he stays in the little room at the back. Damn it.
On my next train which is boiling and I'm facing the wrong way. I also had to ask someone to get out of my reserved seat. I'm too British for this.
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We just need to get you trained up to be a pushy American. Through our patented course involving on hands training in New York, Chicago and Houston, you too will have no problems being pushy and rude.
Is there training to survive the heat on this train? I'm sweating and will probably smell by the end of the journey. Why is there no air conditioning?!
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So we are going to be apart for 9 days
She messaged me today at work (on my phone) to say "just heard you say a thing that made me think how much I like you and it's a LOT" which was extremely cute though. Pretty sure the thing I said was that I liked someone's shirt? Who knows. Guess I am just adorable. Phone has now utterly died though and won't recharge so that's another fucking thing to sort out tomorrow...
As soon as she gets back though we're treating ourselves to a big fancy date though! That'll be nice!
Do they actually hold much of a conversation, or do they just throw links in your face after a couple of generic responses?
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I still didn't get a response
It's definitely out of hanging out most days range. Certainly would make the getting to know you part difficult.
but they're listening to every word I say
Me: so you like podcasts?
Bot: so what are you doing?
She was sitting outside my apartment, very clearly partaking in some weed. My windows are open, I'm sitting on my couch, one of my cats is in the window.
And then I hear: "Aww..look at the beautiful cat!"
Thinking to myself, Yes, yes, he is a beautiful cat.
"Think the kitty wants to take a hit of this?"
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
She fled back inside the apartment by the time I got outside. Discussions with landlord and neighbor will be had tomorrow.
edit: Actual neighbor who I am totally cool with came to chat. Smokey neighbor is very very sorry and will contain such practices to inside the apartment and will most certainly not be blowing smoke into my cat's face.
Point stands, Ryan
dangit, I messaged someone and then they messaged me back. That isn't solving my problem at all!
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It is tasty.
... my neighbour invited me to a potluck dinner, and apparently she especially waited to hold it until I was back in the country.
Think I'm winning this neighbour-off.
The gulden draak is an excellent beer!
It will be the next beer I bring to beer club.
Also this girl next to me is aggressively drunk and keeps actively hitting me. This is not a good bar tactic for trying to get my attention.
Aw man I wanna join beer club.
It happens at the same time as book club, which my fiancée is a part of. It's a strange division of genders club until we meet later in the night for drunk karaoke. It's always drunk karaoke.
It's not always beer club though. Sometimes it's cigar club or bourbon club or barcade club or tear apart a car and turn it into a go kart club.
It caused one of them to unmatch me.
In other words the bot's controller had to look at the coversation, see that I'd been chatting with it for almost twenty minutes, begging and pleading with it to help me find Sarah Conner and/or stop the Terminator before it was too late, and make the conscious decision to unmatch us on Tinder.
SkyNet was defeated in battle on that day.
Two words under the maximum word count :cool:
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
and soccer has a goalie