I saw a carton in the juice aisle with "Valencia orange" on it and I was like "hell yeah!" and grabbed it and then when I got home I had some and man this did not taste like any valencia orange I'd ever had
then I looked at the front again and it said in smaller letters "sugar reduced"
what the fuck
who takes the sugar out of squeezed orange juice
these are actually really good! I had the swedish fish oreos recently--oh man
i don't really like oreos in general but i'll try those because they're key lime flavored
key lime is one of those flavors that'll make me do that, i'll try just about anything if it's key lime flavored
blue raspberry is another one of those flavors, but that's specifically because i'm a fuckin trash person
As far as oreos, the blueberry pie are fine. Maybe even "good". Not as good as the watermelon from a few years ago. Or even as good as cotton candy from last year. Nowhere near as good as flavors like red velvet.
my family were driving through central south australia once and, no joke, came across a bunch of 25-30 wedgetails just hanging out around the road. We continued very carefully, in case they took a dislike to the car.
Nobody ever believes me on this because wedgetails don't flock, and it was long before phone cameras, but for whatever reason they were there. Maybe they were having a corroboree, or maybe a sheep trailer overturned on the highway.
I once saw a falcon dive bomb another bird who was just flying along and take it out.
It was cool as fuck.
we get red hawks and bald eagles around here and seeing those fuckers snatch a bird out of the air or snatch a jumping fish is awe-inspiring
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
edited August 2016
We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would hear that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.
Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.
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We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would here that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.
Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.
all farm animals are fucking assholes
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
Not goats! They are awesome and pistols at fucking dawn.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited August 2016
except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move
EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters
We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would here that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.
Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.
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then I looked at the front again and it said in smaller letters "sugar reduced"
what the fuck
who takes the sugar out of squeezed orange juice
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
i don't really like oreos in general but i'll try those because they're key lime flavored
key lime is one of those flavors that'll make me do that, i'll try just about anything if it's key lime flavored
blue raspberry is another one of those flavors, but that's specifically because i'm a fuckin trash person
Love orange flavored stuff though. Orange Soda is real good.
i love the flavor "blue" and sometimes you gotta live with "raspberry" intruding on that
Cockatoos are magical.
Satans..... hints.....
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As far as oreos, the blueberry pie are fine. Maybe even "good". Not as good as the watermelon from a few years ago. Or even as good as cotton candy from last year. Nowhere near as good as flavors like red velvet.
What in the fuck is this shit
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what'd chico do???
Please see this chart explaining why.
Satans..... hints.....
look i have all the respect in the world for raspberries
but when i buy a blue thing, i want it to taste like blue
Like, not the whiskey. Like the rightful icon of America. It was majestic as hell.
But I was p disappointed it wasn't whiskey.
as a man who lives near both gulls and bald eagles, bald eagles are in no way as fucking horrendous as gulls
Satans..... hints.....
That was rad
my family were driving through central south australia once and, no joke, came across a bunch of 25-30 wedgetails just hanging out around the road. We continued very carefully, in case they took a dislike to the car.
Nobody ever believes me on this because wedgetails don't flock, and it was long before phone cameras, but for whatever reason they were there. Maybe they were having a corroboree, or maybe a sheep trailer overturned on the highway.
edit: especially the flashing lights. You guys fucking love your lights and your sirens.
See, can't even fly by itself.
Satans..... hints.....
native floridains are tired of seagulls and do not tolerate their shit
I've seen so many of those vermin birds get kicked or swatted away and every time it feels me with satisfaction
It was cool as fuck.
Satans..... hints.....
Be cooler if it was a big fat turkey
we get red hawks and bald eagles around here and seeing those fuckers snatch a bird out of the air or snatch a jumping fish is awe-inspiring
Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.
all farm animals are fucking assholes
EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters
you probably deserved it
is this like, some kind of fruit-eating version of the shrike
Cows are so stupid it crosses over into belligerence
I would kill and eat a cow with the barest justification
another fellow that has been on a farm for more than a school trip I see
We had at least a hundred goats at one point. AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS RAD AND SWEET.
absolutely not
This was apparently the best goat. He was before my time though.