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    OpposingFarceOpposingFarce Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hacksaw is the best at negging.

    I haven't even begun to neg his greaves and spaulders.

    gBbdYxf.jpg

    You know what they say about guys with big pauldrons, right?

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Eh, they're trying to get it established as a legit business and fine for discerning adults. Maybe in a hundred years when they need to differentiate brands.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hacksaw is the best at negging.

    I haven't even begun to neg his greaves and spaulders.

    gBbdYxf.jpg

    You know what they say about guys with big pauldrons, right?

    they have a compressed spine?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I mean, I still call it that

    It's just a thing I've heard and so hey

    no no it's interesting!

    also you are a history nerd now

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I think most people would love it if we started calling marijuana devil's weed

    At my old telemarketing job the supervisors called it "The Devil's Lettuce." I've used that one a few times since then. Always a hit.

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    OpposingFarceOpposingFarce Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I think most people would love it if we started calling marijuana devil's weed

    IT'S THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE I TELL YOU!


    Edit: @Rainfall ffs

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I think I'd really be hard pressed to find a single person that knows that marijuana/marijhuana offensive connotation fact.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I think most people would love it if we started calling marijuana devil's weed

    IT'S THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE I TELL YOU!


    Edit: @Rainfall ffs

    Shit, I think this is my first ghost ever.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tinder protip ladies:

    A profile that says you are not interested in casual sex, flings, or otherwise, and only want the longest term of relationships, when coupled with a selection of pictures that are all posed photos of you in your underwear with your face not in frame just might be giving off some mixed messages. Just, you know, putting that out there, not for any particular reason.

    It's a scam profile.

    But an elaborate one, it sounds like.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tinder protip ladies:

    A profile that says you are not interested in casual sex, flings, or otherwise, and only want the longest term of relationships, when coupled with a selection of pictures that are all posed photos of you in your underwear with your face not in frame just might be giving off some mixed messages. Just, you know, putting that out there, not for any particular reason.

    It's a scam profile.

    But an elaborate one, it sounds like.

    Yeah, that was my actual first assumption. I'm waiting 24 hours before I even consider sending a message, just in case.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tinder protip ladies:

    A profile that says you are not interested in casual sex, flings, or otherwise, and only want the longest term of relationships, when coupled with a selection of pictures that are all posed photos of you in your underwear with your face not in frame just might be giving off some mixed messages. Just, you know, putting that out there, not for any particular reason.

    It's a scam profile.

    But an elaborate one, it sounds like.

    My profile (when I had one) was pretty much exactly as he describes so I would not jump right to that. But I was on a gay site.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I want a long term relationship but I want you to know how sexy all this is. Seems simple enough.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    I want a long term relationship but I want you to know how sexy all this is. Seems simple enough.

    Yeah, the whole "if you want summa dis, you'd best be in for the long haul" sell.

    Also called the "shoulda put a ring on it" profile.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    I want a long term relationship but I want you to know how sexy all this is. Seems simple enough.

    If someone wants me to know how attractive they are, they ought to include a picture of their face

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    I want a long term relationship but I want you to know how sexy all this is. Seems simple enough.

    If someone wants me to know how attractive they are, they ought to include a picture of their face

    No face leads me to believe it's an insincere attempt, no matter the base motives of the account holder.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.

    It is extremely common to do.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.

    Thats a straight up recipe for a murdering.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Things can be extremely common and also weird as hell and probably just there for the sex/murder

    Look at spiders, for instance

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Like, I've talked to and gone on dates with people who don't show their faces on their dating website

    Most frequently they are professionals or are stepping out on someone

    Very occasionally they're just paranoid

    If I see one of those profiles, I'm going to assume the former first

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.
    Infidel wrote: »
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

    "if that's true" being the operative phrase here. I'm gonna go ahead and say you don't actually know.

    It's not like they NEVER show their face; just after the messaging gets to a point where you're comfortable enough to do so.

    Seriously, you all are being way too hard on these people. I had no face on my dating profiles and had no problem with it and very few people I messaged did either.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    So I tried pestering Tolkien girl today in hopes of squeezing another dinner date out of her very busy schedule this weekend

    and she's all:
    "*drum-roll*

    "Come hang out with me all weekend, Oct. 22-23 at a salsa dancing workshop."


    Well, I'd love to, awesome lady, but you just killed me with that incredible invitation, so unfortunately I will be dead that weekend.

    What the hell am I gonna WEAR!?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I tried pestering Tolkien girl today in hopes of squeezing another dinner date out of her very busy schedule this weekend

    and she's all:
    "*drum-roll*

    "Come hang out with me all weekend, Oct. 22-23 at a salsa dancing workshop."


    Well, I'd love to, awesome lady, but you just killed me with that incredible invitation, so unfortunately I will be dead that weekend.

    What the hell am I gonna WEAR!?

    salsa, duh

    oh wait it's a salsa workshop

    chips

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I tried pestering Tolkien girl today in hopes of squeezing another dinner date out of her very busy schedule this weekend

    and she's all:
    "*drum-roll*

    "Come hang out with me all weekend, Oct. 22-23 at a salsa dancing workshop."


    Well, I'd love to, awesome lady, but you just killed me with that incredible invitation, so unfortunately I will be dead that weekend.

    What the hell am I gonna WEAR!?

    chip dancing clothes

    so you'll go together

    (this was a terrible terrible attempt at a joke, but I could really go for some chips and salsa right now)

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.
    Infidel wrote: »
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

    It's not like they NEVER show their face; just after the messaging gets to a point where you're comfortable enough to do so.

    Seriously, you all are being way too hard on these people. I had no face on my dating profiles and had no problem with it and very few people I messaged did either.

    That is absolutely not the standard for any of the dating services I've used. Situations can be different, of course, but I brought this story up because it is an extremely unusual one for my overall dating experience.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I tried pestering Tolkien girl today in hopes of squeezing another dinner date out of her very busy schedule this weekend

    and she's all:
    "*drum-roll*

    "Come hang out with me all weekend, Oct. 22-23 at a salsa dancing workshop."


    Well, I'd love to, awesome lady, but you just killed me with that incredible invitation, so unfortunately I will be dead that weekend.

    What the hell am I gonna WEAR!?

    chip dancing clothes

    so you'll go together

    (this was a terrible terrible attempt at a joke, but I could really go for some chips and salsa right now)

    I bought chips and salsa at Costco last weekend because it's been so damn long, and wouldn't you know it, Kirkland brand salsa ain't half bad.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.
    Infidel wrote: »
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

    It's not like they NEVER show their face; just after the messaging gets to a point where you're comfortable enough to do so.

    Seriously, you all are being way too hard on these people. I had no face on my dating profiles and had no problem with it and very few people I messaged did either.

    That is absolutely not the standard for any of the dating services I've used. Situations can be different, of course, but I brought this story up because it is an extremely unusual one for my overall dating experience.

    Totally, it's probably pretty weird depending on personal experience

    However!

    I can safely say I would never be comfortable enough to have my actual face on a dating profile and I would be surprised as all git out if I was the only person. But, then, again, not having your face on a GAY dating site is quite a different thing.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Kirkland makes some good shit, yo.

    Classy stuff.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

    Fuck you, I'm Cuban.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

    Fuck you, I'm Cuban.

    Cuban salsa has pineapple! That's against nature!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I had salsa once from a regular grocery store that was basically black beans, onion, and jalapenos

    it was incredible but I've never been able to find it again

    maybe I should just make some

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.
    Infidel wrote: »
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

    It's not like they NEVER show their face; just after the messaging gets to a point where you're comfortable enough to do so.

    Seriously, you all are being way too hard on these people. I had no face on my dating profiles and had no problem with it and very few people I messaged did either.

    That is absolutely not the standard for any of the dating services I've used. Situations can be different, of course, but I brought this story up because it is an extremely unusual one for my overall dating experience.

    Totally, it's probably pretty weird depending on personal experience

    However!

    I can safely say I would never be comfortable enough to have my actual face on a dating profile and I would be surprised as all git out if I was the only person. But, then, again, not having your face on a GAY dating site is quite a different thing.

    Out of curiosity, why not?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

    Fuck you, I'm Cuban.

    Cuban salsa has pineapple! That's against nature!

    There is no edible Cuban salsa.

    Cuban salsa only has

    azúcar.


    And none of you know how incredible that reference is, because y'all ain't Cuban!

    "Cuban" salsa with pineapple in it is some bullshit some schmuck on the food network made up. We ain't eat corn chips because we ain't grow any fuckin' corn.


    Edit- having said all that, Mexican salsa is blood and you need it in you at all times.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I would never go on a date with someone from an online dating site who's face I couldn't see.
    Infidel wrote: »
    And those people are mostly overlooked and will continue to be so? If your goal is dating with long-term outcome, and the majority are showing their face, and you aren't, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage. Which is what people are saying. "Hey, cool, you might want to try something else though if that's true."

    It's not like they NEVER show their face; just after the messaging gets to a point where you're comfortable enough to do so.

    Seriously, you all are being way too hard on these people. I had no face on my dating profiles and had no problem with it and very few people I messaged did either.

    That is absolutely not the standard for any of the dating services I've used. Situations can be different, of course, but I brought this story up because it is an extremely unusual one for my overall dating experience.

    Totally, it's probably pretty weird depending on personal experience

    However!

    I can safely say I would never be comfortable enough to have my actual face on a dating profile and I would be surprised as all git out if I was the only person. But, then, again, not having your face on a GAY dating site is quite a different thing.

    Out of curiosity, why not?

    For a lot of people it's still not safe, or they don't feel it's safe, for people to know they're gay.

    Plus, let's be honest a lot of them were cheating on a boyfriend and/or wife/husband.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

    Fuck you, I'm Cuban.

    Cuban salsa has pineapple! That's against nature!

    There is no edible Cuban salsa.

    Cuban salsa only has

    azúcar.


    And none of you know how incredible that reference is, because y'all ain't Cuban!

    "Cuban" salsa with pineapple in it is some bullshit some schmuck on the food network made up. We ain't eat corn chips because we ain't grow any fuckin' corn.


    Edit- having said all that, Mexican salsa is blood and you need it in you at all times.

    what kind of chips do you eat?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Banana chips, kid. Good ol', versatile plantains.

    Échale poquito de sal, mojo de ajo, ma' na'.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Man.

    Car Registrations are expensive.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Cuban salsa, not Mexican salsa.

    then you refuse the invite obvs

    Fuck you, I'm Cuban.

    Cuban salsa has pineapple! That's against nature!

    There is no edible Cuban salsa.

    Cuban salsa only has

    azúcar.


    And none of you know how incredible that reference is, because y'all ain't Cuban!

    "Cuban" salsa with pineapple in it is some bullshit some schmuck on the food network made up. We ain't eat corn chips because we ain't grow any fuckin' corn.


    Edit- having said all that, Mexican salsa is blood and you need it in you at all times.

    this... this is a lot to hit someone with all at once

    my world is a lie

    at least tell me you still all drink tequila all day every day

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