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[Love] is a Battlefield

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    AbsurdPropositionAbsurdProposition Registered User regular
    I've been trying to make a dating profile but I'm struggling with getting pictures for it since I dont have any of myself. Which isn't that bad, it just means I need to make an effort to take pictures of myself so I have things to choose from. The thing is, now I'm tempted to get only four pictures and stage them in such a way that they also would work as a stealth Loss.jpg.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Sorry AJ.

    I am the biggest jerk.

    nah

    but deffo top ten

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Oh good this first date had makeouts and Thai noodles

    A++

    Veldrin on
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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I've been trying to make a dating profile but I'm struggling with getting pictures for it since I dont have any of myself. Which isn't that bad, it just means I need to make an effort to take pictures of myself so I have things to choose from. The thing is, now I'm tempted to get only four pictures and stage them in such a way that they also would work as a stealth Loss.jpg.

    I mean, what do you have to lose?

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    The lady from OKC is going to come stay over for a few days before I fly out for the funeral. I thought the funeral would come first, so instead she gets the more fun me where the reality of the situation hasn't sunk in yet. We haven't seen each other for about a month, so it'll be nice to be back together for a bit.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Planning outfits and practicing my dance moves.

    I wonder if she likes costume parties.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Tinder protip ladies:

    A profile that says you are not interested in casual sex, flings, or otherwise, and only want the longest term of relationships, when coupled with a selection of pictures that are all posed photos of you in your underwear with your face not in frame just might be giving off some mixed messages. Just, you know, putting that out there, not for any particular reason.

    It's a scam profile.

    But an elaborate one, it sounds like.

    My profile (when I had one) was pretty much exactly as he describes so I would not jump right to that. But I was on a gay site.

    none of the pictures of Pinecone had his face in them and one of them was in his underwear so

    tbh if everyone just did some underwear shots it'd probably be A+

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    yo yo yo pages ago, BUT

    be very careful when drinking herbs, as lots have unlisted effects. marketing likes to tout natural as healthy, and gloss right over stuff outside their advertising aim.

    like kava -- good as a relaxant, but can affect liver function, and probably something to avoid while breastfeeding because of its effect on neurotransmitters. hibiscus is often avoided during pregnancy, along with habitual use of chamomile -- tisanes that are generally considered mild.

    also, make sure you are getting it from a reputable source, and is the species you want, since common names are often repeated across wildly different plants. contamination, cutting with cheaper herbs (like adulterating skullcap with germander)/just low quality, drug interactions, etc. grocery store tisanes prepared to directions are probably not strong enough to cause much harm, and not nearly as concentrated as tinctures.

    just do your research before you ingest stuff!

    also, here
    https://images.genius.com/36a7051921e20a8442ed5c1d160fbf03.800x420x38.gif

    research done, don't worry ^^ this is all very good advice though

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    grapefruit will fuck with some birth control like crazy.

    there's this raspberry leaf tea down here that's billed as being "for maternity" and as being good for pregnancy. What they don't ell you up front (it's in the tiny print) is that raspberry leaf is sometimes used to start the labour process. So you probably shouldn't be drinking it early on. but that's not part of the advertising.

    yeah raspberry leaf is really good for menstrual cramps and general body soreness during pregnancy but I think I've only seen it recommended for the 2nd half of pregnancy and only for folks not likely to go into early labor - that's definitely the kind of thing that should be on the box though

    here in the states I don't think I've ever seen it explicitly marketed as anything other than just another kind of tea

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    AbsurdPropositionAbsurdProposition Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I've been trying to make a dating profile but I'm struggling with getting pictures for it since I dont have any of myself. Which isn't that bad, it just means I need to make an effort to take pictures of myself so I have things to choose from. The thing is, now I'm tempted to get only four pictures and stage them in such a way that they also would work as a stealth Loss.jpg.

    I mean, what do you have to lose?

    It's more I can't think of what I could do for the fourth panel that could make any sense outside of the meme.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Planning outfits and practicing my dance moves.

    I wonder if she likes costume parties.

    who doesn't!?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Planning outfits and practicing my dance moves.

    I wonder if she likes costume parties.

    who doesn't!?

    i am kind of a grinch about halloween and costumes tbh

    the planning and effort is too hard and stressful and i don't feel comfortable

    when i was a kid once i was supposed to be a vampire and i was so upset about putting on makeup that i cried and hid in a closet to avoid it and was like IM NOT GOING TRICK O TREATING

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Oh good this first date had makeouts and Thai noodles

    also i am mildly hungover / ow headache from 3 drinks this is bullshit

    i set a hard drink limit of 3 drinks for a reason

    i was fine with this amount the other day!

    poo
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    It's not about how much alcohol you had, it's about how much water you didn't have.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2016
    Ah, the hidden perks of robotics conferences

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    dear Peruvian dude I have absolutely no memory of,
    Me ignoring your friend request for two years is probably not a sign you should try harder.
    best
    tynic

    tynic on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Sounds like a real keeper there

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    but he fell in love with you!

    where is your heart

    makes sense you'd be at a robotics conference because you are an unfeeling roboid

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I find that emoji to be unsettling.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Does he love you or your robots though

    Solar on
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    but he fell in love with you!

    where is your heart

    makes sense you'd be at a robotics conference because you are an unfeeling roboid

    Cold, logical hearts that run on motor oil and brutal guilelessness are still hearts, dammit.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I find that emoji to be unsettling.
    Yeah, it's not looking at the "camera", so it seems more off than it should be.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I find that emoji to be unsettling.

    It seems to be watching some sort of apocalyptic disaster thinking "This is all fine."

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Does he love you or your robots though

    Hmm, is this guy actually Tasha Yar?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    But be honest.

    Which one of us here wouldn't bone down with Data?

    He's fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    But be honest.

    Which one of us here wouldn't bone down with Data?

    Yo.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Does he love you or your robots though

    I mean, I'm not working for that company any more so if he thinks he's getting some robobone he's way off the mark on that one too.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Multiple techniques though MP.

    You know that Noonien Soong must have been dirty.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    But be honest.

    Which one of us here wouldn't bone down with Data?

    He's fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques!
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    But be honest.

    Which one of us here wouldn't bone down with Data?

    Yo.

    Even if I found Brent Spiner remotely attractive, Data has all the personality of a TI-83 and, were I somehow to have the option, I'd have the holodeck instead and way more fun with that.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Okay how about the Emergency Medical Hologram?

    It just occurred to me that if I lost like, 100 more pounds or so I'd probably look a fair deal like Robert Picardo.

    Tallahasseeriel on
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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Okay how about the Emergency Medical Hologram?

    Speaking solely for myself my Star Trek romantic playbook would consist almost entirely of hitting unsuccessfully on Romulan women, if I had to guess.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Ah, the hidden perks of robotics conferences

    https://us.v-cdn.net/5018289/uploads/editor/sx/nnkbg94lsts3.png

    dear Peruvian dude I have absolutely no memory of,
    Me ignoring your friend request for two years is probably not a sign you should try harder.
    best
    tynic

    Maybe he's a spy handled by incompetent officers

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Who knows, who knows

    Maybe the decision to "try again" after two years was made during a boardroom meeting

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    spy for ... peru?

    See, it's perfect because you'd never expect it.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    spy for ... peru?

    Wouldn't be the first Peruvian national to infiltrate a foreign nation for nefarious purposes.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    "We met in humanoids 2014" is like some sort of parasite pickup line.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    spy for ... peru?

    YEAH HA HA THAT'S CRAZY WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER DO THAT HA HA HA

    <_<
    >_>
    note: tynic knows too much

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Are you saying that this whole thing is a clumsy attempt to casually gain information from our Tynic?

    Are you saying that this a

    Peruse?

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    We met during Humanimals '09

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Are you saying that this whole thing is a clumsy attempt to casually gain information from our Tynic?

    Are you saying that this a

    Peruse?

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