What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep? Matt.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Side of beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Side of beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
LOLLERS
Haha, that's actually kinda cute. Cows bring teh funniez.
All I know are music jokes.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? Being able to throw a viola in a dumpster without hitting the rim.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.
What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in the back.
How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
Wait, I remember hearing about the development in Hoboken now, it's like what they're doing in Jersey City
building condominiums next door to the projects until the city rages enough money out of yuppies to replace another block of projects with condominiums
Wait, I remember hearing about the development in Hoboken now, it's like what they're doing in Jersey City
building condominiums next door to the projects until the city rages enough money out of yuppies to replace another block of projects with condominiums
and so on
gentrification is a wonderful thing
everyone starts out going "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!"
then 5 years pass and the prices rise, and rise, and rise, and then you don't even save much money by living in hoboken
so people look to the other towns and go "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!" and they move to jersey city
let's the four of us get together and buy one of those yuppie condominiums
and then use the power of portals to create projects inside of it
S E G R E G A T E D D E V E L O P M E N T A N D Z O N I N G P A R A D O X
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edited November 2007
I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.
I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.
As long as we mention it in our contract, i'm sure we'll be fine.
I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.
As long as we mention it in our contract, i'm sure we'll be fine.
This is what D&D is all about: solutions. We're solving problems here people.
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What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardts mind before he died? The windshield.
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Places in northern New Jersey I am too scared to ever go: Hoboken, Union City
Well done.
because as we all know all chinese, korean, and vietnamese people have trouble pronouncing R's
oh wait, they don't
you know the joke wouldn't be hurt that much just by being more specific
one legged japanese girl
you're scared to go to hoboken?
man your conception of NJ is about 10 years out of date
hoboken is the new manhattan dude, you can't walk 5 feet without tripping over a high-powered executive and his family of 5 and little cocaine baggy
prices out the wazoo
etc, etc
Preach, you should just put all your horrible jokes in one post so we can all go *∞
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Side of beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
LOLLERS
Now back to studying for other courses.
i don't do drugs like that so i would have no clue
they just had a HUGE fucking drug bust in edison though... that might have driven prices up
*shakes fist*
Haha, that's actually kinda cute. Cows bring teh funniez.
All I know are music jokes.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? Being able to throw a viola in a dumpster without hitting the rim.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.
What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in the back.
How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
it's nice to visit but holy shit, forget about renting
jersey city by the waterfront has some nice areas, if i recall correctly
Hello sir.
building condominiums next door to the projects until the city rages enough money out of yuppies to replace another block of projects with condominiums
and so on
It doesn't matter.
Which is why I have to be indignant about hoboken cuz I don't want my area to turn into it
You're overthinking it.
gentrification is a wonderful thing
everyone starts out going "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!"
then 5 years pass and the prices rise, and rise, and rise, and then you don't even save much money by living in hoboken
so people look to the other towns and go "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!" and they move to jersey city
and the process gets repeated
let's the four of us get together and buy one of those yuppie condominiums
and then use the power of portals to create projects inside of it
S E G R E G A T E D D E V E L O P M E N T A N D Z O N I N G P A R A D O X
I give it 5 more years.
TIME PARADOXXXXX
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you know I am even funnier in real life
there is no post timer
As long as we mention it in our contract, i'm sure we'll be fine.
Irene!
Wanna here a joke?
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilene!
What do you call an asian girl with one leg? Irene!!
Hahahahahahaahahaaa...
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oh my god i'm so sorry
This is what D&D is all about: solutions. We're solving problems here people.
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I think you mean "Eilene" in the first part; also, Preach beat you to it :P
According to google, Ilene is a real name (probably a bastardized spelling of Eilene though"
I'm now going to go eat my lunch in shame.
I give it less than that