[Phalla] Fryhunt! Day 6 / GAME OVER

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Mr. Skull, that was decidedly not helpful.

    Auralynx, weren't you gonna be shooting them? While I helpfully distract them for you?

    Way ahead of you!

    kshu0oba7xnr.png

    kime
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    I open fire on the goblins, presumably wrecking them up due to the various bonuses and such.

    Geth roll 1d20+9 for Crossbow

    Also due to them being super distracted!~

    <--helping

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Send the fire elemental to attack them. Except for kime. Have the flask of water ready to douse him if needed.

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
      [*] Goblin • 0/6
      [*] Goblin • 6/6
      [*] Goblin • 6/6
      [*] Goblin • 6/6
      [*] Goblin • 6/6

      Goblin #1 is hit and killed

      As Kime makes light of the serious situation a crossbow bolt screams through the air passing close enough for him to feel the breeze of the fletching. The closest Goblin is hit between the eyes and falls backwards dead.

      ((If you roll an attack please roll damage along with it.))

      It is along this same time that discrider surfing the tallow on what appears to be a collapsable boat slides into the room. The front of the boat hits the recently down'd Goblin and sends discrider airborn and tumbling. Please make a Dex or Acrobatics check.

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    1. AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
      Sorry, that should be a 20. Forgot my Hatred racial feature. ;P

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    2. AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
      At the cave entrance, I setup a ticket booth. The sign reads, 'Dunegon crawl, all levels welcome. 2 silver per person entry fee'

    3. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
      edited October 2016
      Mr. Skull betrayed me with his taunting.

      > Throw Mr. Skull at the nearest gobbie.

      As everyone knows, Goblins are weak to skulls.

      Geth roll 1d20+5 for Hitting

      Geth roll 1d20+70 for SKULL DAMAGE

      (Apparently you have to use a lowercase d)

      Hitting:
      1d20+5 19 [1d20=14]
      SKULL DAMAGE:
      1d20+70 88 [1d20=18]

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    4. chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
      I attack the darkness?

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    5. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
      edited October 2016
      Fire Elemental attacks Goblin #2
      Geth roll 1d20+4 for Smash
      Geth roll 1d4 for Fire Damage

      Fire Elemental Misses.

      Smash:
      1d20+4 5 [1d20=1]
      Fire Damage:
      1d4 1 [1d4=1]

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    6. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        [*] Goblin • 0/6
        [*] Goblin • 6/6
        [*] Goblin • 0/6
        [*] Goblin • 6/6
        [*] Goblin • 6/6


        Mr. Skull proves himself by killing Goblin #3 - Sadly the cost of which was his own destruction.

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      1. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
        > Mourn the loss of Mr. Skull

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      2. discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
        Geth roll 1d20+1 for Dexterity (+1 or something)

        Dexterity (+1 or something):
        1d20+1 21 [1d20=20]

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      3. corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
        <sigh>

        the dm ignored my folding boat.

        kime
      4. discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
        corvidae wrote: »
        <sigh>

        the dm ignored my folding boat.
        MagicPrime wrote:
        It is along this same time that discrider surfing the tallow on what appears to be a collapsable boat slides into the room. The front of the boat hits the recently down'd Goblin and sends discrider airborn and tumbling. Please make a Dex or Acrobatics check.

        I don't think throwing a collapsible boat with any sort of force is easy if that's what you wanted to do.

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      5. GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
        I see your boat in action? It ran into an already dead gobber

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      6. corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        <nvm>

        my bad. not awake yet.

        ummm... i attempt to circle behind the gobbos and backstab them with my club.


        yes, i know i'm a pretty crappy rogue.

        Geth roll 1d20 for hiding in shadows

        Geth roll 1d20 for attack

        Get roll 1d6 (x3) for backstab

        hiding in shadows:
        1d20 7 [1d20=7]
        attack:
        1d20 5 [1d20=5]

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      7. discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
        corvidae wrote: »
        <nvm>

        my bad. not awake yet.

        ummm... i attempt to circle behind the gobbos and backstab them with my club.


        yes, i know i'm a pretty crappy rogue.

        Geth roll 1d20 for hiding in shadows

        Geth roll 1d20 for attack

        Get roll 1d6 times 3 for backstab

        You want 3d6 or 1d6*3

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      8. corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
        ehh... pretty sure i missed anyways.

        geth hates us.

        kime
      9. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        You can roll it as 3d6.

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      10. AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
        edited October 2016
        So I don't have a lot going on tonight:
        Erann Thundercracker
        Str 12
        Dex 14
        Con 12
        Int 16
        Wis 12
        Cha 6

        Level 4 Dwarven Investigator, True Neutral
        HP: 25 / 25
        AC: 17 (+4 armor, +1 enhancement, +2 Dex)
        Fortitude +2, Reflex +6, Will +5
        Base Attack: +3
        Regular attacks: Warhammer +1 at +5 vs AC for 1d8+2, Heavy Crossbow at +5 vs AC for 1d10
        Deity: Norgorber

        Equipment (6000): Goggles of Minute Seeing (2500), Warhammer +1 (2000), Chain Shirt +1 (1000), Potion of Cat's Grace (300), Heavy Crossbow (50), 20 bolts (2), Thieves' Tools (30), 10' Pole (.05), Flask of Acid (10), Flask of Alchemist's Fire (20), Formula Book (15), various mundane stuff worth not more than 72.95.

        Favored Class: Investigator (+1 Perception, +2 Trap Sense for stonework)

        Feats & Investigator Talents: Quick Study, Point-Blank Shot, Precise Shot

        Class Features: Alchemy, Swift Alchemy, Inspiration (5/5), Trapfinding (+2 to Perception / Disable Device vs Traps), Poison Lore, Poison Resistance, Keen Recollection, Trap Sense (+1 Reflex / Dodge to AC vs traps), Studied Combat (+2 insight to melee attack / damage rolls for 3 rounds after swift* action to study opponent), Studied Strike 1d6

        Skills (63 points): Appraise +12, Climb +4, Craft (Alchemy) +14, Disable Device +9, Heal +5, Knowledge (Nature) +8, Knowledge (Architecture) +8, Perception +8, Sense Motive +8, Stealth +9

        Formulae:
        Level 1 (7): Ant Haul, Comprehend Languages, Cure Light Wounds, Endure Elements, Heightened Awareness, Shield, True Strike
        Level 2 (1): Bull's Strength

        I note that I cannot in fact use Studied Combat on ranged attacks! That's what I get.

        E: Forgot Investigator also gets Formulae. So versatile!

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      11. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        Bad Roll Syntax -- Standby

        Dog Slicer #2:
        1d20 4 [1d20=4]
        Damage #2:
        1d4 1 [1d4=1]
        Dog Slicer #4:
        1d20 2 [1d20=2]
        Damage #4:
        1d4 4 [1d4=4]
        Dog Slicer #5:
        1d20 12 [1d20=12]
        Damage #5:
        1d4 3 [1d4=3]

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      12. MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
        I wanna join too!! Though I think I ay be too far behind to pla this time

        "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
      13. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        1. Goblin • 0/6
        2. Goblin • 6/6
        3. Goblin • 0/6
        4. Goblin • 6/6
        5. Goblin • 6/6

        Goblin #2 Attacks - Kime! MISS!
        Goblin #4 Attacks - Fire Elemental! MISS!
        Goblin #5 Attacks - Discrider! MISS!

        Geth roll 1d20+2 for Dog Slicer #2
        Geth roll 1d4 for Damage #2
        Geth roll 1d20+2 for Dog Slicer #4
        Geth roll 1d4 for Damage #4
        Geth roll 1d20+2 for Dog Slicer #5
        Geth roll 1d4 for Damage #5

        Dog Slicer #2:
        1d20+2 12 [1d20=10]
        Damage #2:
        1d4 2 [1d4=2]
        Dog Slicer #4:
        1d20+2 14 [1d20=12]
        Damage #4:
        1d4 4 [1d4=4]
        Dog Slicer #5:
        1d20+2 15 [1d20=13]
        Damage #5:
        1d4 2 [1d4=2]

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      14. GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
        They haven't made it very far into the cave - you can join!

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      15. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        Weak rolls, goblins.

        > I dodge the scary gobbies and open a nearby door, revealing @MamaWolf!

        Say hi to the goblins that are surrounding us!

        You should explain what in the world you are doing in this mysterious cave. Come to think of it, we found a murdered body earlier. I'm sure you had nothing to do with that!

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      16. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        I have NO IDEA what initiative is. But lets kill these things because this is over when Night-Phase ends!

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      17. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
        Whoever summoned the fire ele, that seemed like an unstable enough portal before. Do it again underneath the gobbies!

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      18. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        Kime! In the heat of battle, which you have somehow removed yourself from you see a very ornate, if not 'out of place' door at the back of this goblin nest. Your bardic knowledge tells you it is old, and of Dwarven Make!

        door_to_the_mountain_by_faradon-d30f0l2.png

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      19. discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
        I burn my luck point from kime (16-15) to cast lvl 1 Magic Missile at some gobbies

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      20. AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
        MamaWolf wrote: »
        I wanna join too!! Though I think I ay be too far behind to pla this time

        That will be 2 silver.

      21. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        1. Goblin • 0/6
        2. Goblin • 2/6
        3. Goblin • 0/6
        4. Goblin • 6/6
        5. Goblin • 6/6

        Geth roll 1d4+1 for MAGIC MISSILE!

        You damage Goblin #2!

        MAGIC MISSILE!:
        1d4+1 4 [1d4=3]

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      22. GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
        I attack a goblin! With my claws!

        Geth roll 1d20+2 Cat Attack

        Cat Attack:
        1d20+2 11 [1d20=9]

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      23. corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
        the goblins are calling themselves dog slicers?

        they abuse animals?

        i enter a bloodthirsty rage.

      24. AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
        edited October 2016
        I'll move my Studied Combat bonus onto Goblin 5, drop the crossbow and charge in w/ the Warhammer +1.

        Geth roll 1d20+7 for Attack
        Geth roll 1d8+4 for Damage
        Geth roll 1d6 for Studied Strike if applicable

        Forgot Hatred and the Charge bonus, should be a 14 to hit. Hurray RPG math. :\

        Attack:
        1d20+7 11 [1d20=4]
        Damage:
        1d8+4 12 [1d8=8]
        Studied Strike if applicable:
        1d6 3 [1d6=3]

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      25. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
        MagicPrime wrote: »
        Kime! In the heat of battle, which you have somehow removed yourself from you see a very ornate, if not 'out of place' door at the back of this goblin nest. Your bardic knowledge tells you it is old, and of Dwarven Make!

        door_to_the_mountain_by_faradon-d30f0l2.png

        .....

        "Friend" *

        * translated from Elvish

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      26. AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
        corvidae wrote: »
        the goblins are calling themselves dog slicers?

        they abuse animals?

        i enter a bloodthirsty rage.

        Actually those are their weapons.
        http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/pathfinder/images/1/1a/Dogslicer_item_card.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20090621133805

        But they most likely do.

        kshu0oba7xnr.png

        kime
      27. GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
        This is how I've been picturing Kime running around the cave:

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      28. kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
        ^^ accurate

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      29. MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
        edited October 2016
        1. Goblin • 0/6
        2. Goblin • 2/6
        3. Goblin • 0/6
        4. Goblin • 6/6
        5. Goblin • 0/6

        Goblins have a horrible hatred for dogs.

        Auralynx brings his hammer down on Goblin #5. The hammer strike smashes his skull like a Watermelon then continues to smash through its ribs, spine, pelvis, and eventually hitting ground. There is green/black blood and gore all around.

        The cat swipes her claw at the goblin slightly before it explodes from the Warhammer strike. Deep down she knows she caused such destruction -- but she will let the Dwarf have his fun.

        Kime and Wolf -- You both notice that the door has been heavily scrapped by junk Goblin weapons. What they didn't notice is the simple drop latch at the top of the door barring it shut. Goblins are simple beasts...

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      30. 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
        Did the hallway not ignite? Hmm.

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