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[Phalla] Fryhunt! Day 6 / GAME OVER

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Did the hallway not ignite? Hmm.

    Didn't you roll a 1 on your "set kime on fire" check?

    > Stand on MamaWolf's shoulders to reach the latch

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Did the hallway not ignite? Hmm.

    From the fire elemental walking on it? That slipped my mind to be quite honest.

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Did the hallway not ignite? Hmm.

    Didn't you roll a 1 on your "set kime on fire" check?

    > Stand on MamaWolf's shoulders to reach the latch

    That was a perceive how flammable you were check.



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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Did the hallway not ignite? Hmm.

    Didn't you roll a 1 on your "set kime on fire" check?

    > Stand on MamaWolf's shoulders to reach the latch

    The door swings open to a small Dwarven chapel. The front of the room features a large anvil shaped altar, accompanied by two Ever-Burning Braziers - one on each side. The braziers and altar seem to be hewn from the same stone as the rest of the chapel. The entire construction seems to have been sculpted and crafted from the very stone of the cave. On the altar is a two-handed Warhammer.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Ever-Burning Braziers, eh?

    > Retrieve goblin body parts and start a BBQ party!

    Geth roll 1d5 for deliciousness

    deliciousness:
    1d5 1 [1d5=1]

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    The Braizers give off no heat. You remember (as a bard) that Ever-Burning items are just illusion magic -- and can't be used for such things.

    Note: That doesn't stop your party -- just letting you know that Goblin meat will be raw.

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    So I don't have a lot going on tonight:
    Erann Thundercracker
    Str 12
    Dex 14
    Con 12
    Int 16
    Wis 12
    Cha 6

    Level 4 Dwarven Investigator, True Neutral
    HP: 25 / 25
    AC: 17 (+4 armor, +1 enhancement, +2 Dex)
    Fortitude +2, Reflex +6, Will +5
    Base Attack: +3
    Regular attacks: Warhammer +1 at +5 vs AC for 1d8+2, Heavy Crossbow at +5 vs AC for 1d10
    Deity: Norgorber

    Equipment (6000): Goggles of Minute Seeing (2500), Warhammer +1 (2000), Chain Shirt +1 (1000), Potion of Cat's Grace (300), Heavy Crossbow (50), 20 bolts (2), Thieves' Tools (30), 10' Pole (.05), Flask of Acid (10), Flask of Alchemist's Fire (20), Formula Book (15), various mundane stuff worth not more than 72.95.

    Favored Class: Investigator (+1 Perception, +2 Trap Sense for stonework)

    Feats & Investigator Talents: Quick Study, Point-Blank Shot, Precise Shot

    Class Features: Alchemy, Swift Alchemy, Inspiration (5/5), Trapfinding (+2 to Perception / Disable Device vs Traps), Poison Lore, Poison Resistance, Keen Recollection, Trap Sense (+1 Reflex / Dodge to AC vs traps), Studied Combat (+2 insight to melee attack / damage rolls for 3 rounds after swift* action to study opponent), Studied Strike 1d6

    Skills (63 points): Appraise +12, Climb +4, Craft (Alchemy) +14, Disable Device +9, Heal +5, Knowledge (Nature) +8, Knowledge (Architecture) +8, Perception +8, Sense Motive +8, Stealth +9

    Formulae:
    Level 1 (7): Ant Haul, Comprehend Languages, Cure Light Wounds, Endure Elements, Heightened Awareness, Shield, True Strike
    Level 2 (1): Bull's Strength

    I note that I cannot in fact use Studied Combat on ranged attacks! That's what I get.

    E: Forgot Investigator also gets Formulae. So versatile!

    I drew your character.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    ((I have Herolab. I make characters for fun regularly. I am doing it right now as well.))

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    ummmm.

    i will try again to kill the remaining goblins.

    geth roll 1d20 for attack

    no idea what my damage will be, due to animal-concerned rage

    attack:
    1d20 5 [1d20=5]

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    1. Goblin • 0/6
    2. Goblin • 2/6
    3. Goblin • 0/6
    4. Goblin • 6/6
    5. Goblin • 0/6

    Your rage has blinded you! You swing wildly at Goblin #2 but fail to hit.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    The Braizers give off no heat. You remember (as a bard) that Ever-Burning items are just illusion magic -- and can't be used for such things.

    Note: That doesn't stop your party -- just letting you know that Goblin meat will be raw.

    That would explain the 1 roll...

    Research* has led me to understand that warhammer handles are made of wood.

    > Take the warhammer to the fire ele, light the handle on fire. Return to the chapel to continue my BBQ party

    * http://m.medieval-life-and-times.info/medieval-weapons/war-hammer.htm

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Have the fire elemental hug Goblin 4.

    Geth Roll 1d20+3 to hug

    to hug:
    1d20+3 7 [1d20=4]



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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh, now that I have fire,

    Geth roll 1d20 for deliciousness of cooked goblin meat

    deliciousness of cooked goblin meat:
    1d20 6 [1d20=6]

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Geth roll 1d20 for consuming kime's luck again.
    kime wrote: »
    Oh, now that I have fire,

    Geth roll 1d20 for deliciousness of cooked goblin meat

    (Same timestamp or greater)

    consuming kime's luck again:
    1d20 8 [1d20=8]

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    As a bard, I clearly speak many languages and are adept at soothing and bringing other beings into my fold.

    > Invite gobbie #2 to the BBQ party

    Geth roll 1d20 for inviting the second goblin for dinner

    inviting the second goblin for dinner:
    1d20 16 [1d20=16]

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    I will cast arcane bolt at the least damaged goblin.

    Geth roll 1d20 to hit

    Geth roll 2d6 for damage

    to hit:
    1d20 11 [1d20=11]
    damage:
    2d6 9 [2d6=4, 5]

    "The shore does not dream of you." - Blind poet Gallan.
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Goblin #2 Accepts your invitation. You notice that the Warhammer's handle is burning -- but the wood isn't showing any damage. Perhaps MAGIC!

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Kime the Bard
    Half-elf bard 4
    CG Medium humanoid (elf, human)
    Init +2; Senses low-light vision; Perception +8
    Defense
    AC 15, touch 13, flat-footed 13 (+2 armor, +1 deflection, +2 Dex)
    hp 34 (4d8+8)
    Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +3; +2 vs. enchantments, +4 vs. bardic performance, language-dependent, and sonic
    Immune sleep
    Offense
    Speed 30 ft.
    Melee +1 short sword +4 (1d6+1/19-20)
    Ranged mwk shortbow +6 (1d6/×3)
    Special Attacks bardic performance 15 rounds/day (countersong, distraction, fascinate [DC 17], inspire competence +2, inspire courage +1)
    Bard Spells Known (CL 4th; concentration +9)
    . . 2nd (2/day)—blur, glitterdust (DC 17)
    . . 1st (5/day)—disguise self, feather fall, grease, sleep (DC 16), vanish[APG] (DC 16), ventriloquism (DC 16)
    . . 0 (at will)—detect magic, light, lullaby (DC 15), mage hand, read magic, summon instrument
    Statistics
    Str 10, Dex 15, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 20
    Base Atk +3; CMB +3; CMD 16
    Feats Antagonize[UM], Arcane Strike, Skill Focus (Acrobatics)
    Skills Acrobatics +12, Appraise +6, Bluff +11, Diplomacy +10, Disguise +10, Escape Artist +7, Knowledge (arcana) +7, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +7, Knowledge (nobility) +7, Perception +8, Sleight of Hand +9, Stealth +9; Racial Modifiers +2 Perception
    Languages Common, Dwarven, Elven
    SQ arcane training, bardic knowledge +2, elf blood, versatile performance (comedy)
    Other Gear +1 padded armor, +1 short sword, mwk shortbow, ring of protection +1, 205 gp
    Special Abilities
    Antagonize Use Diplomacy or Intimidate to goad creatures
    Arcane Strike As a swift action, add +1 damage, +1 per 5 caster levels and your weapons are treated as magic for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.
    Arcane Training +1 CL for spell trigger/completion items for favored class, or use them as if 1st level.
    Bardic Knowledge +2 (Ex) Add +2 to all knowledge skill checks.
    Bardic Performance (standard action, 15 rounds/day) Your performances can create magical effects.
    Elf Blood Half-elves count as both elves and humans for any effect related to race.
    Elven Immunities - Sleep You are immune to magic sleep effects.
    Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in dim light, distinguishing color and detail.
    Versatile Performance (Comedy) +0 (Ex) You may substitute the final value of your Perform: Comedy skill for Bluff or Intimidate checks

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    1. Goblin • 0/6
    2. Goblin • 2/6 - Eating with Kime
    3. Goblin • 0/6
    4. Goblin • 0/6
    5. Goblin • 0/6

    Congratulations! You've WON!

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    geth roll 1d20 for weeping at my own ineffectiveness.

    weeping at my own ineffectiveness:
    1d20 7 [1d20=7]

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote: »
    geth roll 1d20 for weeping at my own ineffectiveness.

    You fail at weeping.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    So, I bet that campaign went exactly as you planned, MagicPrime, eh?

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    So, I bet that campaign went exactly as you planned, MagicPrime, eh?

    Other than a folding boat being thrown in the gears.

    "The shore does not dream of you." - Blind poet Gallan.
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Hi goblins

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
    kime
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
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    That's what I drew at work when I made the first post. Notice the Bug Bear is absent... OR IS HE!?!

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  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    @Kime are we now a giant Amazing wolf soilder?

    I carry Kime on my shoulders for the rest of the game
    Geth roll 1d20

    1d20 16 [1d20=16]

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
    kime
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular

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  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Yes and we shall sing the wonders of the glorious amazing wolf we are

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
    kime
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I was the Bug Bear Wolf all along

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    This was super fun to read, I plan on participating next night cycle if I'm still alive and work isn't as crazy as it was today.

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  • FryFry Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Day Two - Death at the Docks

    "Call came in about an hour ago. Woman said she saw an enormous flock of seagulls circling around down near the docks."

    "It's the docks. Of course there are going to be seagulls."

    "You'll want to see this."

    When I arrived, a scene eerily similar to the mayor's bathroom lay before me: organs strewn about, as though a person had just exploded. Shooing away a few gulls who were fighting over a scrap (was it a bit of intestine?), I picked up a wallet that had to have belonged to the vic. The name on the license inside: Cythraul.


    Live list: 21
    1. Brody
    2. Gizzy
    3. kime
    4. 38thdoe
    5. Auralynx
    6. ObiFett
    7. AustinP0027
    8. MamaWolf
    9. Green
    10. Grunt's Ghosts
    11. JPants
    12. premium
    13. WACriminal
    14. Raiden333
    15. corvidae
    16. discrider
    17. Moridin889
    18. Preda Burnage
    19. MagicPrime
    20. chamberlain
    21. JusticeForPluto

    Dead list: 2
    1. Kilnaga D1
    2. Cythraul N1

    Votes needed to execute: 11

    Day end:
    Saturday, approximately 11PM Eastern USA (~48 hours from this post)

    Fry on
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Well that was underwhelming. I had hoped we would have seen more. Maybe there are a few things still happening.

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Obviously the vig and SK are both insane.

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    did anybody else have strange dreams last night?

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Sorry, not insane, no dreams.

    "The shore does not dream of you." - Blind poet Gallan.
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Nope. No dreams.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    No dreams here.

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  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Yep, got a strange dream that says that the narrations can't be trusted.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Yep, got a strange dream that says that the narrations can't be trusted.

    so....those weren't seagulls then?

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