I never get matches on Tinder when I actually want to
But if I open it up because I'm bored at work, I'll have someone asking me out on a date in half an hour's time
Well, I hope you don't take this wrong... But you are also one of the most attractive men I've ever seen a picture of? Or at least you're more photogenic than myself.
Ain't no wrong way to take that in my book. Thanks Uriel.
That's why this year for Halloween I'm going as an okc profile
for your 5 things, will you put 3 things or 15?
also, remember to add a picture of you either at Machu Picchu or preparing for a 10k
It's a very robust idea because you can either put in a ton of work or take the easy way out and use a few generic stock photos of a pretty woman and have the entire description be a link to a camsite or something
pet death in horror movies absolutely enrages me. it's so lazy and stupid and cheap
I have no idea what john wick even is tho
It's a cool guy action movie.
BLEAH
Its actually a really good cool guy action movie and the pet death is very sad but the movie uses that sadness perfectly and if you enjoy good cool guy action movies then I'd recommend giving it a shot
But if you're not and also pets dying is a firm line for you then just skip it
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I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though
Dude, you just have to ask...
I mean I've got some friends who are, don't worry, I ain't counting you out
Y'all just aren't all in the same place as one another, it would be a logistical nightmare just to fill the room with bodies, let alone the standard logistical nightmare that comes with every orgy
I'm pretty sure I got invited to an orgy a couple times in my early 20s, by a couple I met in my FF11 rare monster hunting guild. They lived on the other side of the same Hawaiian Island I was going to school on, and were pretty open swingers, and also always talking about "Naturist" parties that they would host that they wanted me to check out.
What I should have said was "No thanks, that doesn't sound super compatible with my religious beliefs", because that would have been true at the time, and would have stopped future invitations. What I actually said, trying to be clever and polite, was "Haha, thanks, but I'd prefer to get a little more experience with the Solo Content before I sign up for a Raid."
And then like half an hour later, I realized "Wait, damn it, solo content would be masturbating. I MEANT, LIKE, SEX WITH ONE OTHER NON-ME PERSON, CRAAAAP"
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
Also, if someone invites you to an orgy without ever having met you in person or even seen a picture of you, I feel safe saying you can lower your expectations for the other orgyists quite a bit.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
I'm pretty sure I got invited to an orgy a couple times in my early 20s, by a couple I met in my FF11 rare monster hunting guild. They lived on the other side of the same Hawaiian Island I was going to school on, and were pretty open swingers, and also always talking about "Naturist" parties that they would host that they wanted me to check out.
What I should have said was "No thanks, that doesn't sound super compatible with my religious beliefs", because that would have been true at the time, and would have stopped future invitations. What I actually said, trying to be clever and polite, was "Haha, thanks, but I'd prefer to get a little more experience with the Solo Content before I sign up for a Raid."
And then like half an hour later, I realized "Wait, damn it, solo content would be masturbating. I MEANT, LIKE, SEX WITH ONE OTHER NON-ME PERSON, CRAAAAP"
Hey man, at least you didn't get kicked out of an orgy due to racism.
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for your 5 things, will you put 3 things or 15?
also, remember to add a picture of you either at Machu Picchu or preparing for a 10k
Wait, Uriel, are you a whale biologist?
He's gonna say "yeah..." twice as much this time.
It's a very robust idea because you can either put in a ton of work or take the easy way out and use a few generic stock photos of a pretty woman and have the entire description be a link to a camsite or something
I see you put up the illuminati sign
How r u doing
I'm very interested"
I did?
"Oct 07 5:04 am
In london for a few nights for work got a apartment booked,looking for people to hang with and see what happens
Anyone want an orgy?
I think it's very important that you message the Illuminati guy back and start giving him cryptic instructions and messages.
Careful what you wish for, guy
I got asked by someone on OkCupid if I like Marvel movies, I said I do but that I still haven't seen the first Iron Man
I hope that didn't just kill the conversation
O-oh... I thought you said OJ
It's 1am and I'm really thirsty you see.
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Fuck, I'd see that as an opportunity, personally. I love that movie and would enjoy an opportunity to share it with someone.
Anything can be an Illuminati symbol, as long as you say it isn't.
everyone is working for the illuminati
wake up sheeple
The sheeple are also working for the Illuminati though, so we're better off if they stay asleep.
I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though
*Disclaimer: I know that ancient orgies probably did not involve sex
The one word-of-mouth report of one I've heard conforms to the expectations set by It's Always Sunny's version. Just sayin'.
Dude, you just have to ask...
But if you're not and also pets dying is a firm line for you then just skip it
I mean I've got some friends who are, don't worry, I ain't counting you out
Y'all just aren't all in the same place as one another, it would be a logistical nightmare just to fill the room with bodies, let alone the standard logistical nightmare that comes with every orgy
OKC has worked out okay for me so far, poor jealous cute dog girl notwithstanding.
What I should have said was "No thanks, that doesn't sound super compatible with my religious beliefs", because that would have been true at the time, and would have stopped future invitations. What I actually said, trying to be clever and polite, was "Haha, thanks, but I'd prefer to get a little more experience with the Solo Content before I sign up for a Raid."
And then like half an hour later, I realized "Wait, damn it, solo content would be masturbating. I MEANT, LIKE, SEX WITH ONE OTHER NON-ME PERSON, CRAAAAP"
I think God may have accidentally given me the libido of an overweight housecat
Well maybe they really want to see you and since you keep dismissing their other attempts to hang out they're trying to find something you'll like.
They are fun but not like amazing
Fake edit though one with friends might be more fun if you've got the kind of friends you'd go to an orgy with I guess
Honestly, dicks out Mascarade sounds like a pretty fun game still
if i wasn't on drugs i dunno that i would enjoy it
I think you gotta go for something that's even more bluffing-integral, like Sheriff of Nottingham.
Certainly would add an extra frisson to the bag inspections.
I'm having trouble even imagining myself kissing someone, much less having sex with multiple people at once
It's much lower stress than kissing, honestly
Kissing it's all on you
At least with group sex there's some other folks there to pick up the slack
Yeah, so you gotta worry "am I contributing enough? Am I contributing too much?" Or even worse, you might get left out of the action!
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Hey man, at least you didn't get kicked out of an orgy due to racism.