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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Alecthar wrote: »
    If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
    Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.

    The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.

    I don't think the law of averages takes ugliness into account.

    moniker on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Alecthar wrote: »
    If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
    Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.

    The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.

    The scientists decided to use their 50k grant on beer and wenches instead.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    They probably used a dog ugly dude, I bet an attractive male asking a female to sleep with him would have no problem. I mean look at Tom Brady.
    They used about 15 guys ranging from "Stuff your nightmares are made of" to "attractive male"

    Every girl said no.,

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    They probably used a dog ugly dude, I bet an attractive male asking a female to sleep with him would have no problem. I mean look at Tom Brady.
    They used about 15 guys ranging from "Stuff your nightmares are made of" to "attractive male"

    Every girl said no.,

    But did they use any famous males?

    James on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I still don't find that survey an honest one gorilla. This countries problem with single mothers and absentee fathers tends to disagree with it as well.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Alecthar wrote: »
    If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
    Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.

    The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.

    I don't think that applies here. Firstly, I'm seeking an erotic massage. Secondly, I am a sexy beast. And thidly, their petty statistics cannot even hope to account for the powers of tequila and witty underpants.

    Edit: The quality of the girls being asked is a major factor here as well.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
    Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.

    The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.

    I don't think the law of averages takes ugliness into account.

    Ah! You left out something important. When asked if they wanted to go out for a date(coffee or something, "get to know you better") by a random person, about 55%-60% of both genders responded with "yes".

    The "sleep with" bit might have more to do with the general perception that random girl + guy = "whee living the dream" and random guy + girl = "so this is how rapes start."

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, there you go. They didn't account for tequila. It was just walking up to people on the street.

    Good luck with that, BallBaggins.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They probably used a dog ugly dude, I bet an attractive male asking a female to sleep with him would have no problem. I mean look at Tom Brady.
    They used about 15 guys ranging from "Stuff your nightmares are made of" to "attractive male"

    Every girl said no.,
    But did they use any famous males?
    Bill Clinton could do it.

    Thanatos on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Well, there you go. They didn't account for tequila. It was just walking up to people on the street.

    Good luck with that, BallBaggins.

    Thank you for your support in this trying time.

    Firstly, I must acquire the tequila and clean my beer bong. I need to get fucked up but good.

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyway, yeah...

    So, Discovery has a 5 part special about video-games starting tonight.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, there you go. They didn't account for tequila. It was just walking up to people on the street.

    Good luck with that, BallBaggins.

    Thank you for your support in this trying time.

    Firstly, I must acquire the tequila and clean my beer bong. I need to get fucked up but good.

    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    When I get home, I see that I have a new sig.

    Goodbye for now, [chat].

    MrBallbaggins on
    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.
    1. Cut hole in wall
    2. Place erect member in hole
    3. Thrust out
    4. Thrust in
    5. Thrust out
    6. Repeat steps 4 and 5
    Congratulations! You've just fucked a house.

    EDIT: Top of the page. Now you're all going to be housefucking tonight.

    Satan. on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They probably used a dog ugly dude, I bet an attractive male asking a female to sleep with him would have no problem. I mean look at Tom Brady.
    They used about 15 guys ranging from "Stuff your nightmares are made of" to "attractive male"

    Every girl said no.,
    But did they use any famous males?
    Bill Clinton could do it.

    Heck, Bill Clinton Jr. could do it by himself.

    James on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    When I get home, I see that I have a new sig.

    Goodbye for now, [chat].
    Godspeed.

    Satan. on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.

    Well a Joe Rogan bit said that if he was drunk enough he'd probably fuck a hole in his wall, ergo he "fucked" his house.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE FUTURAMA MOVIE IS OUT?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Now I want to get a lab coat and clipboard then start randomly hitting on chicks.

    moniker on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE FUTURAMA MOVIE IS OUT?
    there is a futurama movie?

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, what is this "two girls, one cup" nonsense I keep hearing about? Should I google it, or will I regret that?

    just watch Podly's reaction video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know what, even with a good looking, famous male, I'd say that most women would probably still say no. Being labeled as a slut is social suicide for many, many girls. I find that to be a bit fucked up, personally.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE FUTURAMA MOVIE IS OUT?
    there is a futurama movie?
    yeah. It's how they're doing the new season, apparently. Benders Big Score.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THE FUTURAMA MOVIE IS OUT?
    there is a futurama movie?
    yeah. It's how they're doing the new season, apparently. Benders Big Score.

    I thought the new season was going to be on Comedy Central?

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Planet Express sees a hostile takeover and Bender falls into the hands of criminals where he is used to fulfill their schemes.

    Oh come on! The least they could do is not rehash, and mash together two old episodes. I mean shit, it's not like they had a long run to begin with, and certainly someone has been thinking of ideas over the long hiatus.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Proto wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, what is this "two girls, one cup" nonsense I keep hearing about? Should I google it, or will I regret that?

    just watch Podly's reaction video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

    Man poldy is a gays gay.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, what is this "two girls, one cup" nonsense I keep hearing about? Should I google it, or will I regret that?

    just watch Podly's reaction video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

    Man poldy is a gays gay.

    Wait that's not poldy...

    James on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, what is this "two girls, one cup" nonsense I keep hearing about? Should I google it, or will I regret that?

    just watch Podly's reaction video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

    Man poldy is a gays gay.
    Is that seriously Podly?

    Man, he is gayer than Eddy.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, what is this "two girls, one cup" nonsense I keep hearing about? Should I google it, or will I regret that?

    just watch Podly's reaction video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw

    Man poldy is a gays gay.
    Is that seriously Podly?

    Man, he is gayer than Eddy.

    No that's not poldy, not emo enough, but that guy is gayer then libercie's undead zombie gay.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Poldy has long golden hair, chubby cheeks, and lips designed for sucking cocks.

    But it's lack of vest that really gives it away.

    James on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm really surprised Poldy(What the hell? is it podly or poldy?) has a girlfriend.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    There's a reaction video to that site that has these two girls in it, and one of them's black, and it's really funny, but I can't find it dammit.

    Medopine on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It is Podly.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It is Podly.

    Of course it is. Why would it be different?

    James on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    All things are Podly

    it is in Podly that all things begin and cease

    EDIT: For the record, are the things in my signature identifiable as lungfish?

    Oboro on
    words
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    All things are Podly

    it is in Podly that all things begin and cease

    EDIT: For the record, are the things in my signature identifiable as lungfish?

    You know, I'd been wondering what those were.

    So, I guess not.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    it was always so

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    All things are Podly

    it is in Podly that all things begin and cease

    EDIT: For the record, are the things in my signature identifiable as lungfish?

    You know, I'd been wondering what those were.

    So, I guess not.
    It's not for you.*

    * - The previous comment may or may not have been nothing more than a set-up for this tried and true quip, which is now also the top of the new page. It is, as we lungfish would call, The Greatest Silt.

    Oboro on
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