If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.
The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.
I don't think the law of averages takes ugliness into account.
If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.
The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.
The scientists decided to use their 50k grant on beer and wenches instead.
I still don't find that survey an honest one gorilla. This countries problem with single mothers and absentee fathers tends to disagree with it as well.
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If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.
The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.
I don't think that applies here. Firstly, I'm seeking an erotic massage. Secondly, I am a sexy beast. And thidly, their petty statistics cannot even hope to account for the powers of tequila and witty underpants.
Edit: The quality of the girls being asked is a major factor here as well.
If you keep asking every girl you see Baggins, the numbers game runs in your favor. There will be a yes.
Actually, in a study done by some college students, 100% of women refused to go sleep with a random stranger(male) that came up to them and asked them to sleep with him.
The opposite was true for women asking men to sleep with them.
I don't think the law of averages takes ugliness into account.
Ah! You left out something important. When asked if they wanted to go out for a date(coffee or something, "get to know you better") by a random person, about 55%-60% of both genders responded with "yes".
The "sleep with" bit might have more to do with the general perception that random girl + guy = "whee living the dream" and random guy + girl = "so this is how rapes start."
How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.
How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.
Cut hole in wall
Place erect member in hole
Thrust out
Thrust in
Thrust out
Repeat steps 4 and 5
Congratulations! You've just fucked a house.
EDIT: Top of the page. Now you're all going to be housefucking tonight.
How does one fuck a house? Unless somebody put a house shaped thing around their whatever. But I don't think that would work either. Maybe an apartment or something, but not a house.
Well a Joe Rogan bit said that if he was drunk enough he'd probably fuck a hole in his wall, ergo he "fucked" his house.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
You know what, even with a good looking, famous male, I'd say that most women would probably still say no. Being labeled as a slut is social suicide for many, many girls. I find that to be a bit fucked up, personally.
Planet Express sees a hostile takeover and Bender falls into the hands of criminals where he is used to fulfill their schemes.
Oh come on! The least they could do is not rehash, and mash together two old episodes. I mean shit, it's not like they had a long run to begin with, and certainly someone has been thinking of ideas over the long hiatus.
EDIT: For the record, are the things in my signature identifiable as lungfish?
You know, I'd been wondering what those were.
So, I guess not.
It's not for you.*
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I don't think the law of averages takes ugliness into account.
The scientists decided to use their 50k grant on beer and wenches instead.
Every girl said no.,
But did they use any famous males?
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I don't think that applies here. Firstly, I'm seeking an erotic massage. Secondly, I am a sexy beast. And thidly, their petty statistics cannot even hope to account for the powers of tequila and witty underpants.
Edit: The quality of the girls being asked is a major factor here as well.
Ah! You left out something important. When asked if they wanted to go out for a date(coffee or something, "get to know you better") by a random person, about 55%-60% of both genders responded with "yes".
The "sleep with" bit might have more to do with the general perception that random girl + guy = "whee living the dream" and random guy + girl = "so this is how rapes start."
Good luck with that, BallBaggins.
Thank you for your support in this trying time.
Firstly, I must acquire the tequila and clean my beer bong. I need to get fucked up but good.
So, Discovery has a 5 part special about video-games starting tonight.
Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
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Goodbye for now, [chat].
- Cut hole in wall
- Place erect member in hole
- Thrust out
- Thrust in
- Thrust out
- Repeat steps 4 and 5
Congratulations! You've just fucked a house.EDIT: Top of the page. Now you're all going to be housefucking tonight.
Heck, Bill Clinton Jr. could do it by himself.
Well a Joe Rogan bit said that if he was drunk enough he'd probably fuck a hole in his wall, ergo he "fucked" his house.
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just watch Podly's reaction video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmpHe4TZfw
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
I thought the new season was going to be on Comedy Central?
Oh come on! The least they could do is not rehash, and mash together two old episodes. I mean shit, it's not like they had a long run to begin with, and certainly someone has been thinking of ideas over the long hiatus.
Man poldy is a gays gay.
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Wait that's not poldy...
Man, he is gayer than Eddy.
No that's not poldy, not emo enough, but that guy is gayer then libercie's undead zombie gay.
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But it's lack of vest that really gives it away.
Of course it is. Why would it be different?
it is in Podly that all things begin and cease
EDIT: For the record, are the things in my signature identifiable as lungfish?
You know, I'd been wondering what those were.
So, I guess not.
* - The previous comment may or may not have been nothing more than a set-up for this tried and true quip, which is now also the top of the new page. It is, as we lungfish would call, The Greatest Silt.