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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!

    I have seen them all

    Which one ended nicely?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!
    Six episodes in and nothing remotely happy thus far...

    I didn't start watching the first season.

    But seriously: downer endings are not a given. So they're spoilers, so don't spoil the endings of episodes maybe?

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!

    I have seen them all

    Which one ended nicely?

    The closest to a "happy" ending I have seen thus far was (season one)
    he gets off the bike/treadmill that was his gamefied life, and has a nice home and a beautiful view. Of course, he paid to turn a nice girl into a drugged up porn star and he became a hollow shell of who he was, but y'know... he has nice things?

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!

    I have seen them all

    Which one ended nicely?

    series 3:
    San Junipero

    and Nosedive was pure feelgood at the end

    Abdhyius on
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    motherfucking car salesmen

    roll up and ask for my 8k deal from yesterday

    naw let me pad it a bit with some more cash for myself

    well get right fucked I'm out

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    also what even is this scam where you're tryna make me fill out a credit app for 'audit purposes' when I'm paying cash

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    This dishonored live action commercial is p bad

    They should stop doing that

    There was only one good one...

    https://youtu.be/SE2ADqLuzvU

    Holy shit.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    motherfucking car salesmen

    roll up and ask for my 8k deal from yesterday

    naw let me pad it a bit with some more cash for myself

    well get right fucked I'm out
    see they install that TruCoat at the factory

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!

    I have seen them all

    Which one ended nicely?

    series 3:
    San Junipero

    and Nosedive was pure feelgood at the end

    that last one was what me and kevin watched first, knowing nothing except "british sci fi anthology"

    shit most definitely got very much darker

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Also, why don't you tell a nice story for once black mirror

    they do!

    I have seen them all

    Which one ended nicely?

    series 3:
    San Junipero

    and Nosedive was pure feelgood at the end

    I guess so

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Im' glad with season 3 netflix got them to shorten their eps

    the earlier Black Mirrors were good but they all felt about 20 minutes too long

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Holy fuck the oldest person in the world might be a 145 year old in Indonesia

    145! His birth records say he was born in 1870! Jesus christ

    "What I want is to die" he says.

    no shit dude that is literally two decent lifetimes.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Just imagine how sick of doing dishes you would be at 145.

    I would eat only food that comes in edible containers, and I would never make the bed. Also I would pee whenever I was, doesn't matter where, fuck all y'all.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Imagine if you were old for like 3/4th of your lifespan

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Just imagine how sick of doing dishes you would be at 145.

    I would eat only food that comes in edible containers, and I would never make the bed. Also I would pee whenever I was, doesn't matter where, fuck all y'all.

    This has inspired me to shit myself

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    god damn, I just played with the most toxic fucking teammates in Overwatch.

    can blizz please get a fuckin' move on with making a mode that is unranked with the same rules as competitive?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Imagine if you were old for like 3/4th of your lifespan

    I have to imagine that a man who is 145 was pretty fuckin hearty and in good active shape until at least his 70s

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    imagine how much poop you'd create in 145 years

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    okay i watched westworld but like guys i just want more and there is not more?

    poo
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    okay i watched westworld but like guys i just want more and there is not more?

    next week.

    so long away.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    god damn, I just played with the most toxic fucking teammates in Overwatch.

    can blizz please get a fuckin' move on with making a mode that is unranked with the same rules as competitive?
    #NintendoIsRightAboutVoiceChat

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    okay i watched westworld but like guys i just want more and there is not more?

    There is but they won't show it to you more quickly than one week at a time because cable TV is bullshit

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    imagine how much poop you'd create in 145 years

    my god

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    imagine how much poop you'd create in 145 years

    *checks charts*

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    netflix model tv dump pls

    oh well, when my tv is this quality i suppose i shall put up with the waiting i need to do

    poo
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    god damn, I just played with the most toxic fucking teammates in Overwatch.

    can blizz please get a fuckin' move on with making a mode that is unranked with the same rules as competitive?
    #NintendoIsRightAboutVoiceChat

    I'm sorry I can't hear you

    please enter this 67 digital number first

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2016
    okay i watched westworld but like guys i just want more and there is not more?

    There is but they won't show it to you more quickly than one week at a time because cable TV is bullshit

    I actually like not having to give 8-12 hours of my life to a show over the course of 1-2 days to avoid bein spoiled on it.

    Every time a show I like pops up on Netflix that I know will be popular I experience a mix of fear and dread at how I am going to consume this thing in time, especially if it gets talked about at the office.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

    why are you waiting a year

    stop waiting

    stop

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    stop@

    poo
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    so guys westworld right

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    poo
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    god damn, I just played with the most toxic fucking teammates in Overwatch.

    can blizz please get a fuckin' move on with making a mode that is unranked with the same rules as competitive?
    #NintendoIsRightAboutVoiceChat
    no, it was two 3-man groups, us and this group. They would all swap to whatever we last swapped to, so that there was always four of something then would just fucking suck at it.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

    why are you waiting a year

    stop waiting

    stop

    Because i ain't paying for hbo right now bruh

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

    why are you waiting a year

    stop waiting

    stop

    you know next year is in two months, right?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

    why are you waiting a year

    stop waiting

    stop

    Because i ain't paying for hbo right now bruh

    I think HBO right now makes up about half my main TV watching.

    They are killing it.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    okay i watched westworld but like guys i just want more and there is not more?

    There is but they won't show it to you more quickly than one week at a time because cable TV is bullshit

    I actually like not having to give 8-12 hours of my life to a show over the course of 1-2 days to avoid bein spoiled on it.

    Every time a show I like pops up on Netflix that I know will be popular I experience a mix of fear and dread at how I am going to consume this thing in time, especially if it gets talked about at the office.

    i enjoy the tension and anticipation though that is true also

    gives me something to look forward to each week

    poo
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Respectful request to not chat about westworld TOO much in here. We plan on ripping thru it next year when we resub HBO for Game of Thrones.

    why are you waiting a year

    stop waiting

    stop

    you know next year is in two months, right?
    I need to hurry up and figure out which resolutions I'm going to break

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