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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cant decide if I should have this washer repaired or not. $80 for the service call. It's probably the motor or coupler. Coupler is cheap, motor is ~$275

    at the same time this is an 11 year old washer, what other adventures await? Control board is $300..that could go out any time.

    God damn it being fiscally responsible is hard

    Washateria until you can see Black Friday's deals in ~three weeks.

    This is a really good plan.

    Spend 10-15 bucks in quarters over the next few weeks and then grab something at a reasonable price.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    So I see insurance companies are doing the cash grab thing before ACA becomes single payer under Hilldawg. always, all the time forever no matter what, nothing but cash grab

    It's deffo worse this year though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I used to think I was good at video games. I was wrong.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Some asshole at work paused the microwave my food was in and I didn't notice for like 5 minutes.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    So I see insurance companies are doing the cash grab thing before ACA becomes single payer under Hilldawg. always, all the time forever no matter what, nothing but cash grab

    It's deffo worse this year though.

    Yeah from our company, the state govt options, and a friends company we saw an average of an 85% increase this year across the board. Some people were as high as 130%

    If I'd stayed with my insurance instead of switching to wife's we'd go from $400 a month for she and I to $750 a month

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Some asshole at work paused the microwave my food was in and I didn't notice for like 5 minutes.

    What were you cooking in the microwave we need to see if they were justified.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh hey, you can sign a petition to stop the Dakota pipeline: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-construction-dakota-access-pipeline-which-endangers-water-supply-native-american-reservations

    Now you can help those people you feel vaguely bad about with a minimum of effort!

    Even Canadians can sign it, apparently!

    Next step, voting on the 8th :evil:

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    is the tribe thats being effected by this one you know synd?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Good morning, fri----


    . . . . um



    *leaves work, goes home, downs whisky, gets back in bed*

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh hey, you can sign a petition to stop the Dakota pipeline: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-construction-dakota-access-pipeline-which-endangers-water-supply-native-american-reservations

    Now you can help those people you feel vaguely bad about with a minimum of effort!

    Even Canadians can sign it, apparently!

    Next step, voting on the 8th :evil:

    Yeah we don't have anything related to the pipeline on our ballots so I've reached out to our senate and house reps just to tell them I'd appreciate it if they'd oppose it in any way and donated some money to the tribe and their legal defense fund and signed the petitions.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also here's a handy link of junk you can do if you want to help more: http://www.powwows.com/2016/09/07/10-ways-can-help-standing-rock-sioux-fight-dakota-access-pipeline/

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    is the tribe thats being effected by this one you know synd?

    same people, but different tribe from the one I stayed with.

    I have been on that reservation though and know some of the people involved in the protest.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    On a related note, who's snoopin' doops with me later?

    yo, broseph, pass me the doopler tube

    I wanna get snooped like no way

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Some asshole at work paused the microwave my food was in and I didn't notice for like 5 minutes.

    What were you cooking in the microwave we need to see if they were justified.

    Chicken, Brocolli and potatoes in a vinagar sauce. It does not smell much

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    On a related note, who's snoopin' doops with me later?

    yo, broseph, pass me the doopler tube

    I wanna get snooped like no way

    Look Atomika, I know you've snooped a few doops in your time

    But I gotta warn you these aren't your daddy's doop snoops, these are the real doop snoopin's

    So snoop responsibly

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    @nexuscrawler

    Allow me to tutor you in the two great secrets of being good at team FPSes; two simple tricks that pubbies don't want you to know.

    1) Team grouping.

    This is not as simple as 'don't go in solo' though it sometimes gets portrayed as this (and this part is true). Overwatch in particular, as a game with ults, should be understood as a game where - to win matches - you want to try and use your ults in a concerted push. This generally means being disciplined enough not to panic ult to survive, but also to watch for big, team-fight ults (Zarya, Lucio, Mei) and use yours in concert. It also means watching your healers' backs against flankers.

    Think about if Overwatch (or CS or any other team FPS that isn't Battlefield) was played like LoL or any other top-down game*; if you saw 1 dude just wander away from their team just before a teamfight in LoL, would you think they were smart? Likewise, what about a Janna or Yi who was on the frontlines at the start of a fight; too easy to pick.

    2) Positioning.

    Everyone gets this wrong when playing 'naturally' because the driving urge playing games for fun is to go in and get kills. However, what you need to do a lot of the time to win is be able to break line of sight if you get low. Which means that a spot that can break 1 line of sight to the enemy 'zone' is good, and a spot that can break 2 in quick succession is great. If you watch pros you'll see there are certain spots they use (generally on attack) to build ult charge from range, before they commit to a push with possible ults. Also, high ground is almost always better.

    These apply to pretty much every FPS you can think of, and if you start actively thinking about this stuff, you don't even need that great aim or reaction times to do well. I can't even flick shot right now (not sure why, some sort of mental block on the process), but I'm still good enough to place platinum because I play the game in a knowledgeable way.


    Overwatch has a few other things, which are knowing what heroes are good for which maps (you can look this up, most meta Overwatch sites show competitive pick rates for maps), knowing roughly what the most-run team comps are used for (Reaper is used to counter triple-tank, Ana is for Genji/Reinhardt ults, Mercy is primarily defence while Lucio is offence, Winston is for countering snipers and KoTH, Mei is generally a stall hero for area denial and to split teams during an ult push, almost every team wants a Reinhardt because his shield is god-tier).


    However, the big take-away is mindset. You can play games in two ways; for fun (which will often involving doing stupid stuff and losing, but in interesting ways), or competitively, where you need to look at how you play (and how others play) and reconstruct it to be optimal, and then practice it a lot. Now with matchmaking, unless you're either a god or a troll, you're going to be going about 50/50 anyway, so a lot of the time it makes more sense - as a recreation - to just play for fun and try out weird things. It's also worth noting that, again, if you're aiming to win, sometimes it's important to realise that your best win rate may not come on the character you feel most heroic on. A lot of people who don't play flex main support or tank in OW, and have made top 500 in those, despite not really being very good at FPS 'fundamentals' like aiming; indeed, support especially is more about positioning (and being on comms) than anything else.



    *I have a personal suspicion that multidisciplinary gaming has surprising applications in individual games. There is a pleasant amount of crossover in theory between how you play, say, Starcraft, and how you play CS: GO, or even something like Stardew Valley.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    My Prime Minister keeps appointing people to the Senate despite running partially on a platform of Senate reform (which, we foolishly assumed, meant either electing our Senate representatives OR abolishing the Senate entirely)

    But apparently he's doing this instead.

    So

    Okay

    That's weird.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    I used to think I was good at video games. I was wrong.

    Everyone listen!

    Listen!

    Listen!

    Just let me say one thing

    I thought I was good at games

    I thought I was good at games

    I thought I was good at games

    I was wrooooooonnnnggg!

    I was wrong!

    I was wrong!

    I was wroooonngg!

    I was wrong!

    I was wrong!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TcOAMmY8yY?t=1m0s

    wandering on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Good morning, fri----


    . . . . um



    *leaves work, goes home, downs whisky, gets back in bed*

    I'm not a puppet, you're a puppet!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    When trump wins this election in seven days y'all are going to regret making fun of me for having those heirloom vegetable seeds in a safe container.

    REGRET!

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    On a related note, who's snoopin' doops with me later?

    yo, broseph, pass me the doopler tube

    I wanna get snooped like no way

    Look Atomika, I know you've snooped a few doops in your time

    But I gotta warn you these aren't your daddy's doop snoops, these are the real doop snoopin's

    So snoop responsibly

    son, don't come at me like I ain't snooped doops

    like you teenybopper snoopers even know

    I was snoopin' the rarest doops all day erryday back before you learned to repack your own doopler

    I snooped doops you ain't even heard of

    I even snerked doops back when that was a thing

    I'm the motherfuckin' queen doop of the snoop-n-snerk

    goddamn son


    show some respect

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Good morning, fri----


    . . . . um



    *leaves work, goes home, downs whisky, gets back in bed*
    Law enforcement officials say that none of the investigations so far have found any conclusive or direct link between Mr. Trump and the Russian government.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    So does anyone here have any experience with flash card making apps? Like specifically one an old like me could print out at like a staples or something?

    I have to make a shit ton of these things in the coming months.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    So I see insurance companies are doing the cash grab thing before ACA becomes single payer under Hilldawg.

    Hillary should just offer to eliminate the individual mandate to congress, loudly and publicly

    and we can see the Republicans scramble to defend it because without the mandate health insurance collapses totally within a few months

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Good morning, fri----


    . . . . um



    *leaves work, goes home, downs whisky, gets back in bed*
    Law enforcement officials say that none of the investigations so far have found any conclusive or direct link between Mr. Trump and the Russian government.
    so you're saying we shouldn't be russian to any conclusions?

    wandering on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I am happy to contribute to a kickstarter to keep paying whatever Russia is demanding to keep the contents of that tape away from the public sphere. I do not want to see that orange face turn beet-red as sweat pours down it and he grunts out horrific dirty talk to someone with dead eyes in a Crooked Hilary Halloween costume.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    When trump wins this election in seven days y'all are going to regret making fun of me for having those heirloom vegetable seeds in a safe container.

    REGRET!

    I will either go to a reservation, or norway.

    High preference on Norway, at least until NATO collapses and Russia conquers it.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am happy to contribute to a kickstarter to keep paying whatever Russia is demanding to keep the contents of that tape away from the public sphere. I do not want to see that orange face turn beet-red as sweat pours down it and he grunts out horrific dirty talk to someone with dead eyes in a Crooked Hilary Halloween costume.

    you can already google this

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am happy to contribute to a kickstarter to keep paying whatever Russia is demanding to keep the contents of that tape away from the public sphere. I do not want to see that orange face turn beet-red as sweat pours down it and he grunts out horrific dirty talk to someone with dead eyes in a Crooked Hilary Halloween costume.

    Whelp.

    Going to go home sick.

    No way to unsear this image from my mind.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    When trump wins this election in seven days y'all are going to regret making fun of me for having those heirloom vegetable seeds in a safe container.

    REGRET!

    I will either go to a reservation, or norway.

    High preference on Norway, at least until NATO collapses and Russia conquers it.
    13GjFCg.jpg

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    When trump wins this election in seven days y'all are going to regret making fun of me for having those heirloom vegetable seeds in a safe container.

    REGRET!

    I will either go to a reservation, or norway.

    High preference on Norway, at least until NATO collapses and Russia conquers it.

    I'm holding you to this.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    actually I do pine for a snowy socialist troll-filled Scandinavian paradise

    one day

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    So I see insurance companies are doing the cash grab thing before ACA becomes single payer under Hilldawg.

    Hillary should just offer to eliminate the individual mandate to congress, loudly and publicly

    and we can see the Republicans scramble to defend it because without the mandate health insurance collapses totally within a few months

    I don't think we can trust Republicans to govern responsibly.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    wandering wrote: »
    actually I do pine for a snowy socialist troll-filled Scandinavian paradise

    one day

    replaying skyrim is igniting the fire again.

    It is also annoying the hell out of Summer as it is definitely "Scandinavian" but off just enough to be offputting to her.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    SAY YOU'RE A LOSER
    SAY IT
    HNNGH
    SAY
    wheeze
    IT
    HNGHHHUNF

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My Prime Minister keeps appointing people to the Senate despite running partially on a platform of Senate reform (which, we foolishly assumed, meant either electing our Senate representatives OR abolishing the Senate entirely)

    But apparently he's doing this instead.

    So

    Okay

    That's weird.

    it's possibly a matter of practicality

    until he can do the reform he wants, he needs to make sure the body is in a state that is favorable to him

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    So I see insurance companies are doing the cash grab thing before ACA becomes single payer under Hilldawg.

    Hillary should just offer to eliminate the individual mandate to congress, loudly and publicly

    and we can see the Republicans scramble to defend it because without the mandate health insurance collapses totally within a few months

    Ted Cruz will publicly embrace President Hillary Clinton if she does that.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    SAY YOU'RE A LOSER
    SAY IT
    HNNGH
    SAY
    wheeze
    IT
    HNGHHHUNF

    Are you cumming? What am I saying of course you are cumming. You are going to cum so much and so hard that you will be tired of all the cumming because I am the best lover.


    *pours bleach into ears and waits for the pain to stop*

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am happy to contribute to a kickstarter to keep paying whatever Russia is demanding to keep the contents of that tape away from the public sphere. I do not want to see that orange face turn beet-red as sweat pours down it and he grunts out horrific dirty talk to someone with dead eyes in a Crooked Hilary Halloween costume.

    Whelp.

    Going to go home sick.

    No way to unsear this image from my mind.

    yeah, wow, that wasn't even EM

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    so uh still a week to go

    poo
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