Texas sucks. TN's whole motto is because of the alamo which we lost, because Texas sucks.
Austin is literally the only good part of Texas that I am aware of.
hey hey hey buddy back off okay
there are lots of good things about Texas
Geckos in your house they are so cute
Cacti are very pretty and interesting
Grow a lot of our own food
Actually a pretty decent renewable energy investor, y'know, considering
MOSTLY no tornados
Beautiful art and music
Excellent food pretty much everywhere you go
Very hot sometimes which is good for some, bad for others, maybe a neutral point honestly but I mean come on, you can swim outdoors all the way into October
Very beautiful flowers
Fewer bugs than you might think!
bad things about texas:
Again yes it is really fucking hot, a negative for some
Racists (but let's be real we have these everywhere and it depends on what part of the state you live in)
Uh really awful legislature but honestly we're working on it and if more dems were here to vote against them then that would be swell
Baptists everywhere
Cedar
That's a goddamn lie and you know it.
I lived in SA for six months I've seen them
dude okay I have lived in Massachusetts for almost 3 years now and I have to say, the bugs here are WAY worse than any bugs I have ever encountered in Texas, and CONSIDERABLY more plentiful
I think it's time to accept that bugs are everywhere
Nah, you just gotta come a little further north.
Nothing that isn't human survives here.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Mass has like 5 spiders for every 1 texas spider and unlike texas spiders they are
HUGE, MUCH BIGGER THAN TEXAS SPIDERS
BUILD LARGE WEBS
IN YOR HOUSE ALL THE TIME ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE OH GOD OH GOD
also the mosquito problem is infinitely worse
Upside of living in a climate hostile to all life: Few spiders. I've seen, like, three inside my apartment/condo in the nearly 6 years I've lived in Yellowknife.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Basically everything south of where I currently am is terrible.
Doesn't Texas have like, terrible snakes and scorpions?
not in the cities or suburbs really, and if you know what to do they're not actually dangerous
so long as you follow a couple basic rules it's really not dangerous at all
Yeah that's what all the people in australia say too and they have frisbee sized spiders that hide in your vanity mirrors and hop out to say hi while you're driving
Texas Toast ain't worth rattlesnakes!
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You slice them in the cockles with a long and shiny blade.
:mad:
edit: no draft you can't be here
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
The lyme disease was our fault because we'd forgotten to put his flea and tick stuff on before going up to my in laws. They have some wooded area and we took him for a walk - when we came back we ended up finding more than twenty ticks in his fur. We assumed we didn't get them all and we were right.
Now me, on the other hand, I experienced San Antonio as an outsider from Sacramento so I am uniquely qualified to comment on it.
Things I liked:
- people are super nice!
- Foood!
- Was like a mix of Folsom, East Sac, and the strip malls of Carmichael. But with more Mexican food and Texas flags.
- Different culture!
Things I didn't like:
- Humidity! Dear god the Humidity
- OH MY GOD RAIN AND FLOODING
- JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE BUGS
- OH GOD THERES WASPS IN MY APARTMENT
- FLEAAAAAAAS!!!
- WHY AM I RUNNING MY DEFROSTER WHILE ITS RAINING OUTSIDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUMIDITY?
- BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BUY BOOZE UNTIL NOON DON'T YOU KNOW I'M AN ALCOHOLIC HOW IS CALIFORNIA MORE PROGRESSIVE ABOUT BUYING BOOZE THAN TEXAS
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also the mosquito problem is infinitely worse
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I mean I know it's just part of woods-ing, but I fucking hate ticks.
I don't like these words in this order.
Nah, you just gotta come a little further north.
Nothing that isn't human survives here.
Tartare is an odd bird, in that it is generally ground/minced and while definitely beef I do not consider it steak but rather a steak product.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Upside of living in a climate hostile to all life: Few spiders. I've seen, like, three inside my apartment/condo in the nearly 6 years I've lived in Yellowknife.
Yeah that's what all the people in australia say too and they have frisbee sized spiders that hide in your vanity mirrors and hop out to say hi while you're driving
Texas Toast ain't worth rattlesnakes!
I had a fucking tick ruin a tattoo on my leg. Also they gave my god dog lyme disease.
Fuck ticks right in whatever it is you fuck ticks in.
It's been 70-80 degrees all week. I'm sad to go back to the land of 40-50 degrees. Swimming,the beach, family arguments at thanksgiving. Sigh.
Yeah they carry some shit I don't want to catch
Render unto Narwhal that which is Narwhal's.
They don't even rattle anymore!
Centipedes: not bros
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
:mad:
edit: no draft you can't be here
I'll vote for whoever promises to abolish ticks.
Ticks
Mosquitos
Those things that go on shark's eyes
On the plus side of things, if you get lime disease you can have a frustrating ailment that people don't believe in.
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I mean Colorado Territory, we weren't a state yet.
But it doesn't matter.
Texas lost both times.
You've drank the sweet tea
You are biased
Now me, on the other hand, I experienced San Antonio as an outsider from Sacramento so I am uniquely qualified to comment on it.
Things I liked:
- people are super nice!
- Foood!
- Was like a mix of Folsom, East Sac, and the strip malls of Carmichael. But with more Mexican food and Texas flags.
- Different culture!
Things I didn't like:
- Humidity! Dear god the Humidity
- OH MY GOD RAIN AND FLOODING
- JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE BUGS
- OH GOD THERES WASPS IN MY APARTMENT
- FLEAAAAAAAS!!!
- WHY AM I RUNNING MY DEFROSTER WHILE ITS RAINING OUTSIDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUMIDITY?
- BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BUY BOOZE UNTIL NOON DON'T YOU KNOW I'M AN ALCOHOLIC HOW IS CALIFORNIA MORE PROGRESSIVE ABOUT BUYING BOOZE THAN TEXAS
Hot take: the Texas board of education is harming elementary school education for the whole country
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