life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
brb putting on my fingey shirt and jeans and boots and spurs and hat and gunbelt and then getting both of my six shooters out
gooey rn:
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i searched "cowgirl anime" to mash up the Texas and anime talk and now I think I'm going to be on a list or fired or both
you're on the list of people to be fired
synergy!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I was drinking a 200 dollar a bottle Japanese whisky and it was as if the gods themselves pissed in my mouth. It was splendid
Oh? The Yamazaki?
hands down the best scotch I've ever had right there.
It's not scotch. It's Japanese
oh right
:rotate:
I want to make a comparison using Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey but there isn't a single goddamn Tennessee whiskey I'd prefer over even like
Woodford
Fucking Prohibition
Oh well there will be new stuff soon
I am pretty out of the loop booze wise these days honestly. Mostly just buy a bottle of bulleit rye here and there. Nearly bought a bottle of auchentoshan on a whim yesterday - I don't even remember what the last bottle of single malt I bought was.
I bought a bottle of Rittenhouse rye the other day because I saw it.
you don't always see it, y'know?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My handgun is in no way for home defense at this point. I sleep with my bedroom door open. You can see my room from the front door of my apartment. The gun's in a safe in my closet. I'm just gonna defend myself with my war paint (spreading my piss, shit, blood and semen all over my body and then charging into battle.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
JUST a gunbelt? what am I, an animal?
I want to make a comparison using Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey but there isn't a single goddamn Tennessee whiskey I'd prefer over even like
Woodford
Fucking Prohibition
Oh well there will be new stuff soon
brb putting on my fingey shirt and jeans and boots and spurs and hat and gunbelt and then getting both of my six shooters out
This is the event horizon. Into the abyss we go.
gooey rn:
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I thought japan is allowed to call it scotch because their peet is so similar or something.
it's not that i get airtime
it's that the earth moves away from me briefly
you're on the list of people to be fired
synergy!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The Purge 4: Page 101
I am pretty out of the loop booze wise these days honestly. Mostly just buy a bottle of bulleit rye here and there. Nearly bought a bottle of auchentoshan on a whim yesterday - I don't even remember what the last bottle of single malt I bought was.
you don't always see it, y'know?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
but drez there's so much to live for
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
There's a great John Mulaney bit,
2016 was leading us to this moment
I need 50cc of Trotsky blood stat
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
myself
Page 101! Get in here!
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I explicitly bought extra yesterday so I could do this today.
And I thought about [chat] while I was doing it.
And DUE.
Especially DUE.