My handgun is in no way for home defense at this point. I sleep with my bedroom door open. You can see my room from the front door of my apartment. The gun's in a safe in my closet. I'm just gonna defend myself with my war paint (spreading my piss, shit, blood and semen all over my body and then charging into battle.
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107cm body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
That's uh...that's an interesting quote to end your brief article with, news outlet.
I was drinking a 200 dollar a bottle Japanese whisky and it was as if the gods themselves pissed in my mouth. It was splendid
Oh? The Yamazaki?
hands down the best scotch I've ever had right there.
It's not scotch. It's Japanese
oh right
:rotate:
I want to make a comparison using Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee whiskey but there isn't a single goddamn Tennessee whiskey I'd prefer over even like
Woodford
Fucking Prohibition
Oh well there will be new stuff soon
I am pretty out of the loop booze wise these days honestly. Mostly just buy a bottle of bulleit rye here and there. Nearly bought a bottle of auchentoshan on a whim yesterday - I don't even remember what the last bottle of single malt I bought was.
The Auchentoshan three wood is tasty
Last single malt I bought was the Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107cm body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
That's uh...that's an interesting quote to end your brief article with, news outlet.
Man I dunno if I would want to be known as gordon ramsay's dwarf porn double. I mean how many jokes can you get out of saying someones pussy is not cooked well enough?
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Someone should just make a new thread, post a link to the new thread, then we just stop posting in this one
Other threads manage this shit every day
I nominate Hahnsoo or FWW
look in your heart
are we truly mature enough for this responsibility?
butts
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"Amaterasu", what is she your cousin, show some respect you gaijiin, it's Amaterasu-ōmikami
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Posts
Yeah that's how we do it up here
That's how civilized people do it
That's uh...that's an interesting quote to end your brief article with, news outlet.
Nope
But they do use the spelling whisky (no e) which is otherwise only used for scotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fvn4zlmn3I
The Auchentoshan three wood is tasty
Last single malt I bought was the Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban
Partially for the romanticism of a classic Russian roulette / dirty Harry situation but also because I feel like women love that two peepee set-up
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Westworld is an anime developed by Hideaki Anno
Man I dunno if I would want to be known as gordon ramsay's dwarf porn double. I mean how many jokes can you get out of saying someones pussy is not cooked well enough?
pleasepaypreacher.net
so much about this is disturbing
I could never watch this art style for more than a minute or two
plus I mean, obviously what happens is horrifying
Fucking best character design since goku
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
This was a hell of a ride.
And one of the few shows where the protagonist actually comes off as a NEET
ftfy
pleasepaypreacher.net
Other threads manage this shit every day
I nominate Hahnsoo or FWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqfllBk6TLg
look in your heart
are we truly mature enough for this responsibility?
butts
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Geth can't decide until a mod orders him to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4urOwNY4Bo
Anime chat is a sacred blessing from Amaterasu*
We must nurture and care for it, for it is not long for this wicked world
*translator's note: Amaterasu means Jesus
Wait
What threads dare move faster than [chat]?
I'll have their heads!
@Jacobkosh @Elki
Also it has been scientifically proven that Ranma 1/2 is the best anime hands down
Only half of this post is truthful!
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
the perfect civil servant...
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Yeah, clearly he wants to talk about Westworld and Ranma 1/2
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies