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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    but does it bring all the boys to the yard?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    No wait timeshares are for suckers

    A 5% stake in a $40000 hooker

    fuck gendered marketing
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Westworld is just not a very good show. It has all of the elements of a good show--memorable characters, an intriguing setting, villains, mystery--but I just found that the elements never really cohered into an enjoyable viewing experience.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    They are trying to skill you Chu.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    200,000 1 cent hookers

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    Bruh let's make the Whole Foods version of this; it will be vegan and cost $40 apiece

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hello [chat]

    As part of my grand ambition in Fallen London, I have to intentionally drive myself mad with night terrors and dreams of such horrors as cannot be described.

    I'm pretty excited.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Ok, Mr. I'm Too Cool For Filling Out The Secret Santa Form is getting homemade ginger snaps, cranberry walnut biscotti, pumpkin seed brittle, and (once they cool) mint chocolate brownie bars. That'll teach him.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Westworld is just not a very good show. It has all of the elements of a good show--memorable characters, an intriguing setting, villains, mystery--but I just found that the elements never really cohered into an enjoyable viewing experience.

    I'm three episodes in and disagree.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I just start my truck up. It heats up assuming the anti freeze leak isn't to the point where I need to put in a fresh gallon, and it gets lucifer's butthole hot after about 10 minutes. That thaws everything out nice and I get inside wearing a t-shirt so I don't sweat my ass off.

    If it's under 20F I'll get an alert saying my brake system needs immediate service, until I pull into the gas station, turn the car off, walk in and get a cup of coffee, walk out and start it again once the brake sensors have thawed out.

    Then I go to work.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    Bruh let's make the Whole Foods version of this; it will be vegan and cost $40 apiece

    There is no such thing as a vegan milkshake

    fuck gendered marketing
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TL DR wrote: »
    I make a point to turn the key to the ON position and wait a second until the fuel pump stops making noise before depressing the clutch and starting the engine, especially on a cold day. Idk if that matters but it makes me feel like I'm being gentler and less pushy with the car. I like to treat her like a lover, see

    Then I'll hit the wipers and defroster until there's a bare modicum of visibility and proceed to work, rolling down the driver's side window for the one right turn in which the rising sun would otherwise blind me or force the window to be actually clear, and by the time I hit the highway the car is warm enough.

    last may i started driving for the first time (without someone else to tell me how to do shit). and like my third day of driving my windshield was getting kind of foggy and while i was in a left turn only lane at a red light at a VERY major intersection, my windshield went totally opaque. i could not see. i was leaning forward and frantically scrubbing with my forearm, ripping off my seatbelt, people started honking, i couldn't see, and i ended up rolling down the window and shoving my head out to complete the turn so i could pull over

    driving: very hard

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    No wait timeshares are for suckers

    A 5% stake in a $40000 hooker

    You get to choose you want the left or right foot?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    i saw a video recipe for oreo krispie treats today

    i mean there's actually nothing krispie about it but you get the idea

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I rarely eat somewhere nice enough that my tip exceeds five dollars.

    edit: or order enough I guess
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    but cocktails?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    I mean

    They aren't wrong

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    No wait timeshares are for suckers

    A 5% stake in a $40000 hooker

    You get to choose you want the left or right foot?

    No no no

    5% in the entire enterprise

    fuck gendered marketing
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    fuck you Zeph.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone sent me a video of a milkshake that is literally 'blend half a dozen ice cream sandwiches with a cup of milk'

    my god

    Bruh let's make the Whole Foods version of this; it will be vegan and cost $40 apiece

    There is no such thing as a vegan milkshake

    pC8jf5t4eWCDKcMu.jpg

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I feel a modicum of remorse for using this lovely model. But such is the way of things. Knowledge is power.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Westworld is just not a very good show. It has all of the elements of a good show--memorable characters, an intriguing setting, villains, mystery--but I just found that the elements never really cohered into an enjoyable viewing experience.

    I'm three episodes in and disagree.

    I finished it earlier this week. I won't say anything specific, but I just felt that any of the interesting things that show promises never really deliver, and there's a lot of garbage filler.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    No wait timeshares are for suckers

    A 5% stake in a $40000 hooker

    You get to choose you want the left or right foot?

    No no no

    5% in the entire enterprise

    *spins up giant centrifuge*

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Westworld is just not a very good show. It has all of the elements of a good show--memorable characters, an intriguing setting, villains, mystery--but I just found that the elements never really cohered into an enjoyable viewing experience.

    I'm three episodes in and disagree.

    When I was three episodes in I would have disagreed as well

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Trying Let it Die

    UNCLE DEATH is sort of amazing

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I'm serious though

    It is not a thing that can exist

    fuck gendered marketing
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If Westworld were a good show, wouldn't I have watched any of it?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Westworld is just not a very good show. It has all of the elements of a good show--memorable characters, an intriguing setting, villains, mystery--but I just found that the elements never really cohered into an enjoyable viewing experience.

    I'm three episodes in and disagree.

    I finished it earlier this week. I won't say anything specific, but I just felt that any of the interesting things that show promises never really deliver, and there's a lot of garbage filler.

    I disagree a lot with you on this.

    And I found the end especially enrapturing.

    I need to watch through it again actually to see what I missed.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    like, I don't understand owning 5% of a hooker. If you don't get paid, what? You get to flick her forehead?



    edit: #pimpin'ain'tcommoditized.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Westworld is a fantastic show with great acting, plot development, and every moment feels important and interesting. I am very surprised people think it isn't really cool.


    Also surprised we don't have a Resident Evil thread in G&T or anything.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    like, I don't understand owning 5% of a hooker. If you don't get paid, what? You get to flick her forehead?

    Flick. Sure.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Westworld is a fantastic show with great acting, plot development, and every moment feels important and interesting. I am very surprised people think it isn't really cool.


    Also surprised we don't have a Resident Evil thread in G&T or anything.

    Where are people saying they don't think it is pretty cool? I thought it was some of the best long format scifi i've seen in a long time. Probably better than the expanse, and up there with Mr. Robot.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    redx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I rarely eat somewhere nice enough that my tip exceeds five dollars.

    edit: or order enough I guess
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    ...

    but cocktails?

    yes, i don't drink very often

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Westworld is a fantastic show with great acting, plot development, and every moment feels important and interesting. I am very surprised people think it isn't really cool.


    Also surprised we don't have a Resident Evil thread in G&T or anything.

    Both of my partners are marathoning it pretty hard, and I find it smart and enjoyable thusfar.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    No the board would elect a chair who would hire a CEO to manage the hooker and all profits would be either fed back into the hooker or disbursed to the shareholders through quarterly dividends

    fuck gendered marketing
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Westworld is a fantastic show with great acting, plot development, and every moment feels important and interesting. I am very surprised people think it isn't really cool.


    Also surprised we don't have a Resident Evil thread in G&T or anything.

    Where are people saying they don't think it is pretty cool?

    Well Vanguard is saying he doesn't think it's very good, which just seems kinda nuts to me. I can see not liking it if you're not into westerns, cool sci-fi stuff, mysteries, or that general aesthetic. But it is definitely a good show overall.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I'm serious though

    It is not a thing that can exist

    Milk is a metaphor

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I rarely eat somewhere nice enough that my tip exceeds five dollars.

    edit: or order enough I guess
    ...


    but cocktails?

    yes, i don't drink very often

    have you ever seen me sober?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    speaking of cocktails and tipping tho

    what is the chat consensus on how much to tip for cocktails (not for like, handing you a tallboy)

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    No the board would elect a chair who would hire a CEO to manage the hooker and all profits would be either fed back into the hooker or disbursed to the shareholders through quarterly dividends

    I'm in (as an investor) as long as we're offering the talent, in addition to profit sharing, decent health care, 401k, and paid-time-off benefits.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    speaking of cocktails and tipping tho

    what is the chat consensus on how much to tip for cocktails (not for like, handing you a tallboy)

    20%

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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