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Jon Su[chat]o

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    2017 is going to end with Trump and Putin fucking each other in the Oval Office while the world is nuked into oblivion.
    Nah man, come on even I'm not that negative.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to scratch my jagged alliance itch

    Anyone know anything that works like it?

    ...Yes, actually. Well kind of.

    http://battlebrothersgame.com/


    Medieval theme, though.

    So you don't get rifles then

    fuck gendered marketing
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If you're waiting for a follow up where I make it even more grim or still grim I'm not gonna do it.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    @Jacobkosh

    Do the exceptional stories have stat checks? It seems like maybe not

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    @kedinik if you check the last pages of [chat] of the year you'll see that I finally made the Byzantine Empire in 1101

    going to write a proper Shattered World update after I get some work done

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    @kedinik if you check the last pages of [chat] of the year you'll see that I finally made the Byzantine Empire in 1101

    going to write a proper Shattered World update after I get some work done

    I'd love to see the whole play through writeups collected when you're done

    fuck gendered marketing
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    What I am wondering is what the design on that cup was supposed to be

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to scratch my jagged alliance itch

    Anyone know anything that works like it?

    ...Yes, actually. Well kind of.

    http://battlebrothersgame.com/


    Medieval theme, though.

    So you don't get rifles then

    YOU ARE VERY PICKY

    >:[


    Honestly, I can't think of a modern combat game like Jagged Alliance off of the top of my head. There's Wasteland 2, but that lacks most of the critical features and if I'm honest is kind of shoddily made.


    You'll have to wait until Battletech comes out hopefully next year, girl.

    With Love and Courage
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    So the new papa johns pan style pizza tastes exactly like the regular papa johns style pizza. And it has an angry JJ Watt on the box.

    The more you know.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Phew. Picked up a contract to hunt sorrow spiders. Certainly more fun and rife with inspiration material for the Jack of Smiles penny dreadful I'm working on!

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    What I am wondering is what the design on that cup was supposed to be

    Mittens

    (Butt mittens)

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    What I am wondering is what the design on that cup was supposed to be

    Mittens. The kind that don't have individual fingers.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    What I am wondering is what the design on that cup was supposed to be

    Mittens with wings?

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited December 2016
    someone drew the fingers on the thumbs.

    Laaaame.

    Not a real slip up

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Phew. Picked up a contract to hunt sorrow spiders. Certainly more fun and rife with inspiration material for the Jack of Smiles penny dreadful I'm working on!

    sig i mailed you a cat

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Someone drew those fingers on

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Phew. Picked up a contract to hunt sorrow spiders. Certainly more fun and rife with inspiration material for the Jack of Smiles penny dreadful I'm working on!

    sig i mailed you a cat

    I will accept in

    /checks watch

    About four minutes!

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Wait did some of you actually think those fingers weren't drawn on?

    Tell the truth I'll know if you're lying

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to scratch my jagged alliance itch

    Anyone know anything that works like it?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/254960/

    Ooh

    That's actually like $2.50 on GOG

    I've spent more buying a soda

    fuck gendered marketing
  • wafflesmageewafflesmagee I like pancakes. Registered User regular
    haha butt mittens

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wait did some of you actually think those fingers weren't drawn on?

    Tell the truth I'll know if you're lying

    I did then I looked closer and noticed they were.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to scratch my jagged alliance itch

    Anyone know anything that works like it?

    ...Yes, actually. Well kind of.

    http://battlebrothersgame.com/


    Medieval theme, though.

    So you don't get rifles then

    YOU ARE VERY PICKY

    >:[


    Honestly, I can't think of a modern combat game like Jagged Alliance off of the top of my head. There's Wasteland 2, but that lacks most of the critical features and if I'm honest is kind of shoddily made.


    You'll have to wait until Battletech comes out hopefully next year, girl.

    I'm not saying I won't check it out but there's kind of a big difference tactically between ranged combat where cover and fire lanes matter and melee combat where positioning and speed and terrain matter

    fuck gendered marketing
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If you thought those fingers were originally part of the cup how many times have you shared freedomeagle.us news on facebook

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    @Jacobkosh

    Do the exceptional stories have stat checks? It seems like maybe not

    @kedinik I ran into one or two in last month's (Season of Wrecks) but they were trivial. I think they're all meant to be passable by anyone who has just started the game if that person is willing to grind up the relevant stat for a few days.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you thought those fingers were originally part of the cup how many times have you shared freedomeagle.us news on facebook

    I didn't know what to think so I thought nothing.

    ty

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    What I am wondering is what the design on that cup was supposed to be

    Mittens with wings?

    those are thumbs.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you thought those fingers were originally part of the cup how many times have you shared freedomeagle.us news on facebook

    I didn't know what to think so I thought nothing.

    ty

    Ah a Green Party voter I see

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you thought those fingers were originally part of the cup how many times have you shared freedomeagle.us news on facebook

    Well, where else do you expect me to get my free dom eagles?

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    we're living in a post-truth world

    mcdonalds is supporting the sinister cleveland steamer agenda

    prove otherwise, Sanderites

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Just saw the OP.

    That man is awesome, but he's not allowed to do Smashmouth to the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt.

    There's like a law or something.

    Also I'm watching Beer for my Horses, starring Toby Keith, on amazon prime.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you thought those fingers were originally part of the cup how many times have you shared freedomeagle.us news on facebook

    Well, where else do you expect me to get my free dom eagles?

    50StatesofGray.com

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to scratch my jagged alliance itch

    Anyone know anything that works like it?

    ...Yes, actually. Well kind of.

    http://battlebrothersgame.com/


    Medieval theme, though.

    So you don't get rifles then

    YOU ARE VERY PICKY

    >:[


    Honestly, I can't think of a modern combat game like Jagged Alliance off of the top of my head. There's Wasteland 2, but that lacks most of the critical features and if I'm honest is kind of shoddily made.


    You'll have to wait until Battletech comes out hopefully next year, girl.

    I'm not saying I won't check it out but there's kind of a big difference tactically between ranged combat where cover and fire lanes matter and melee combat where positioning and speed and terrain matter

    that's fair; I was just trying to be silly


    ranged combat does matter in Battle Brothers, though; a significant amount of your mercenaries & enemy forces are armed with bows and/or crossbows

    With Love and Courage
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I fell asleep at 830 as planned. Then I woke up and pooped out my super fatty dinner. If I don't make it, tell my kids... worth

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    But right now I'm peeved because that game's mobile site is an absolute wreck

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I trimmed my mustache.

    Now I don't have mustache hairs in my mouth.

    And some of the more scraggly bits are gone, leaving a sleeker, svelte mustache.

    Mustaches for everyone!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Hm the odds are against me when I open this cat package in

    Checks watch

    Two minutes

    Hmm

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I need to watch some movies that were before my time, like from the early 70s and 60s.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Home. Cut my right index finger it seems today. Yay.

    Got the joy of being on the train with drunk santa pub crawl people. They were loud.

    Did see Mazzxx. Kissy faces made. Also a bunch of friends. It was a good night.

    Should sleep have a brunch thing in the morning.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hm the odds are against me when I open this cat package in

    Checks watch

    Two minutes

    Hmm

    i mean did someone poke holes in it at least because

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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