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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I remember reading about how dubya could bench two plates for reps. George chan..

    like dinner plates?

    The biggest standard weight plate is 45 lbs, and so is the bar. A very common convention is to just say one plate per side (135 lbs), two plates per side (225lbs) etc

    So the shorthand is 'he benches 2 plates' meaning 225.

    I dunno if I can believe he benches 225. That's weightlifter territory. 135 is more believable, and barely.

    i could bench over 225 in 10th grade and i was like 160 lbs and hardly a weightlifter

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    My wife didn't find the Crazy Ex oral sex toll funny. REBECCA HAS NEEDS!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    my wife watches a lot of, I guess, lifestyle youtubes

    and honestly some of them get really frighteningly close to "asian lady fries an egg and asks about your day"

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i remember when i was like 22 or so my roommate had a weight bench and we put all the plates on it and i was the only one who could bench it out of like six guys

    it was one of those little dinky home benches it was like 130lbs

    nerds, man

    granted at the time i was doing carpentry and warehouse work and they were receptionists at art galleries and stuff

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Who wants to be in my rimworld game
    Me! Pick me!

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I would guess the average grown man who doesn't work out could bench in the 120-130 range? Wild speculation though.

    Have they benched before? Because no not at all. Especially not for rep.

    My wife could do that before she even lifted.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I would guess the average grown man who doesn't work out could bench in the 120-130 range? Wild speculation though.

    Have they benched before? Because no not at all. Especially not for rep.

    I just meant for one rep. What would you guess?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Who wants to be in my rimworld game

    Hiiiii

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Who wants to be in my rimworld game

    I do, and I don't mean just make a character named after me I mean digitize my consciousness and upload me into Rimworld thank you I'm very bored and listless.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    my wife watches a lot of, I guess, lifestyle youtubes

    and honestly some of them get really frighteningly close to "asian lady fries an egg and asks about your day"

    Someone linked a video of one of those whisper talk videos where the lady wears a low cut top and pretends to be your spouse. It was creepy as fuck.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    sets of 185 is what i would do then, and later on when i got back in shape

    when i was in the gym briefly this year after taking 2 years off for my back, and was (still/am) a giant weakling, i could still do sets of 135

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
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    Extinct in the wild within my lifetime I'm betting

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me

    I mean this is the common response, I was just curious

    Actually let me find research

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    I maxed out at I think 235? 245 in HS.

    I was about 170-175 but v lean

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I would guess the average grown man who doesn't work out could bench in the 120-130 range? Wild speculation though.

    Have they benched before? Because no not at all. Especially not for rep.

    I just meant for one rep. What would you guess?

    75 pounds. Benching is not a normal motion and if you haven't done it before anything over a hundo would be pretty heavy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ugh instead I found a bunch of articles on whether or not to kiss after oral

    The answer is y you ungrateful louts

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    don't vanilla shame

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    I saw a dude do 535 at a meet one time.

    That was a lot of weight.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    ugh instead I found a bunch of articles on whether or not to kiss after oral

    The answer is y you ungrateful louts

    But then I might taste myself.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I would guess the average grown man who doesn't work out could bench in the 120-130 range? Wild speculation though.

    Have they benched before? Because no not at all. Especially not for rep.

    I just meant for one rep. What would you guess?

    75 pounds. Benching is not a normal motion and if you haven't done it before anything over a hundo would be pretty heavy.

    Hmmm I dunno.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    75 seems really low

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    my first time benching i started at 175lbs

    a dude who even semi-regularly goes to the gym would be able to hit 225 with some work

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    ugh instead I found a bunch of articles on whether or not to kiss after oral

    The answer is y you ungrateful louts

    But then I might taste myself.

    Oh yeah I was talking to everyone EXCEPT you, obviously

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I think at least 100 is a pretty safe guess.

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    You know what sucks bad?

    Needing to relax and stretch but not over exert the muscle I strained in my back.

    Need to walk in order for my hips to not lock up from my genetic disease.

    Still being tired from the end of a cold wanting a nap.

    Still another hour of work.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I would guess the average grown man who doesn't work out could bench in the 120-130 range? Wild speculation though.

    Have they benched before? Because no not at all. Especially not for rep.

    I just meant for one rep. What would you guess?

    75 pounds. Benching is not a normal motion and if you haven't done it before anything over a hundo would be pretty heavy.

    my very first time on a bench (in college, played ultimate but that's hardly a sport that develops your chest/arm muscles) I maxed at 135, which incidentally was my body weight at the time

    75 seems hella low

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    that's like, can't even do a pushup territory

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I have a p intense weight lifting regimen

    i stand up off the couch several times a day

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    You're a monster

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I lift hopes and dreams.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    cucking

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I lift hopes and dreams.

    no one is that strong

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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