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Jon Su[chat]o

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    I am used to doing 185 on bench for reps but my bench is bad?

    Gotta work on it

    tyrannus on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    side note: i am not strong and an absolute lardo

    i doubt i have some super human strength from years of playing fifa and eating pringles by the tube

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    I mean, we've all not-done-it at some point in our lives. Thinking back to when I was 15 and lifted for the first time I'm pretty sure I did at least 110 after practicing with the bar a couple times.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    With a bar that spreads the weight out. When my wife started she could barely do the bar based on how awkward it was.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    its not like a clean or a jerk or some weird movement. its probably the simplest motion there is

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?

    aural sex

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    cucking

    Good point

    Get me porp

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    With a bar that spreads the weight out. When my wife started she could barely do the bar based on how awkward it was.

    preach women can't lift things

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?

    aural sex

    There's the ticket

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    You're pushing away, a motion using muscles a person doesn't use in an average day.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    cucking

    Good point

    Get me porp

    I thought we were talking about what you had left, not what Querry had left

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    With a bar that spreads the weight out. When my wife started she could barely do the bar based on how awkward it was.

    preach women can't lift things

    Your mom does fine with dem titties.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    cucking

    Good point

    Get me porp

    I thought we were talking about what you had left, not what Querry had left

    Good point

    Get me porp

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    With a bar that spreads the weight out. When my wife started she could barely do the bar based on how awkward it was.

    preach women can't lift things

    it's science

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I could probably bench 75 right now with my noodle arms

    Maybe

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I don't hold hands with girls while our clothes are on. Gotta put a ring on it, ladies.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    You're pushing away, a motion using muscles a person doesn't use in an average day.

    I push everyone away

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't hold hands with girls while our clothes are on. Gotta put a ring on it, ladies.

    Having sex on my wedding night is what I'm saving for marriage

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    You're pushing away, a motion using muscles a person doesn't use in an average day.

    I push everyone away

    I prefer the exercises on the hug machine.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ALRIGHT, I GIVE UP

    I'll start playing fallen london again

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    oh no it's only monday

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    75 is like a bar plus a couple of fat babies

    Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.

    its just pushing upwards!

    You're pushing away, a motion using muscles a person doesn't use in an average day.

    I push everyone away

    I prefer the exercises on the hug machine.
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    Gonna be SO. GOOD. AT. HUGGING.

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already

    Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?

    Don't do this to me
    i have to save something for marriage

    Shit wait do you

    What do I have left

    there's always figging

    I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?

    aural sex

    There's the ticket

    Lend me your ears

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    There is a lot to a good bench but most of that is getting the last couple of pounds out of it.

    Bench is the least technical of the big three for sure.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    We are all this dog.

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    I sware on me mum if this floozy asks me to drive away an overzealous suitor again

    We dated like 3 days!

    It's literally every 3rd card i draw!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Is anyone else disappointed with humanity that creampie became the term for that? So gross.

    *americans

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't hold hands with girls while our clothes are on. Gotta put a ring on it, ladies.

    Daaaamn

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    not that we have any term at all

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    How is it legal to show me food without giving me food?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't bench and I've only done so incredibly few times

    keeping shit balanced was really hard

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Progressive that was not a hard brake stfu you grandparent

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    @nexuscrawler put me in coach

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I mean it involves not dropping things, something which I am not terribly good at

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also hey I guess I have a fallen london account

    alright let's find out where I am and what's happening

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i have officially walked 736 miles in the 106 weeks since i got this fitbit, the length of italy

    if i had hit my 6,000 steps per day goal every day in that time i would have walked 2530 miles

    i need to walk more

    also the fitbit doesn't make you walk more, it just gives you something else to be disappointed in yourself about

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i have officially walked 736 miles in the 106 weeks since i got this fitbit, the length of italy

    if i had hit my 6,000 steps per day goal every day in that time i would have walked 2530 miles

    i need to walk more

    also the fitbit doesn't make you walk more, it just gives you something else to be disappointed in yourself about

    It probably knows when you jerk it though.

    "Strenuous arm exercise?"

    "No fit bit I'm trying to cut back."

    "Come on no ones watching."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i have officially walked 736 miles in the 106 weeks since i got this fitbit, the length of italy

    if i had hit my 6,000 steps per day goal every day in that time i would have walked 2530 miles

    i need to walk more

    also the fitbit doesn't make you walk more, it just gives you something else to be disappointed in yourself about
    That's just as valuable though, isn't it?

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