Its an awkward motion if you've never done it. You're thinking of it as someone who already does it.
I mean, we've all not-done-it at some point in our lives. Thinking back to when I was 15 and lifted for the first time I'm pretty sure I did at least 110 after practicing with the bar a couple times.
If I knew I would never receive oral sex again I'd probably have killed myself already
Would you rather give up oral sex prospects or kissing prospects?
Don't do this to me
i have to save something for marriage
Shit wait do you
What do I have left
there's always figging
I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?
aural sex
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Gotta work on it
I mean, that's true, but what do I have left?
i doubt i have some super human strength from years of playing fifa and eating pringles by the tube
I mean, we've all not-done-it at some point in our lives. Thinking back to when I was 15 and lifted for the first time I'm pretty sure I did at least 110 after practicing with the bar a couple times.
With a bar that spreads the weight out. When my wife started she could barely do the bar based on how awkward it was.
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
aural sex
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Good point
Get me porp
preach women can't lift things
There's the ticket
You're pushing away, a motion using muscles a person doesn't use in an average day.
I thought we were talking about what you had left, not what Querry had left
Your mom does fine with dem titties.
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Good point
Get me porp
it's science
Maybe
I push everyone away
Having sex on my wedding night is what I'm saving for marriage
I prefer the exercises on the hug machine.
I'll start playing fallen london again
Gonna be SO. GOOD. AT. HUGGING.
Lend me your ears
Bench is the least technical of the big three for sure.
We are all this dog.
We dated like 3 days!
It's literally every 3rd card i draw!
*americans
Daaaamn
keeping shit balanced was really hard
alright let's find out where I am and what's happening
if i had hit my 6,000 steps per day goal every day in that time i would have walked 2530 miles
i need to walk more
also the fitbit doesn't make you walk more, it just gives you something else to be disappointed in yourself about
It probably knows when you jerk it though.
"Strenuous arm exercise?"
"No fit bit I'm trying to cut back."
"Come on no ones watching."
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