Also 21st you just outed yourself as a purveyor of the LEWD
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
i average 5.7km a day
i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now
apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now
apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard
I feel like my health will plummet off a cliff when I like, get a house in the burbs and a proper job I have to drive to
i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now
apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard
I feel like my health will plummet off a cliff when I like, get a house in the burbs and a proper job I have to drive to
my health has plumutted since i injured my leg and mainly just sit at my desk in work
i've gained like 20kg in the past year and i was fat to begin with
i am getting my shit together but it is a slow process
TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
[this post reserved as a moment of silence for Organ I. Chu and his butt]
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Shattered World Update #7: The Long Quiet
It is 1206AD. Kaiserin Mim 'the Great' Chatovingian, daughter of Kaiser Pten 'the Just', has ruled for nearly fifty years, another example of the strength of female rule of the empire. A brilliant military mind, her talents were only ever put to the test when she pressed a claim on the Kingdom of Sicily, bringing nearly all of Italy under the empire's rule. Despite her queerer tendencies, she has sired several children, securing the succession of the Chatovingian line.
Her son and heir, Veehowl Chatovingian, is an adulterous lech and lunatic, but between his moments of madness and lust he is a talented man in the field of diplomacy, intigue, and war. His seven children - Aioua, Amateurhour, Cleric, Weirdspaceships, Cass, Mim, and Elldren - are being carefully groomed by their grandmother to ensure the Chatovingian madness only flares up for one generation...
With the ascendancy of the empire, all other realms have fallen in its shadow. Austrasia has emerged as the dominant power in Western Europe, with Pomerania a close second. The once great realm of Ruthenia has shattered into a hundred squabbling factions, none able to secure footing over the others. Andalusia remains the great power of Iberia. In distant Hindustan, the Jain Empire of Rashtrakuta has almost united the subcontinent, nearly wiping out Buddhism and Hinduism in the process; only the Steppe Shahs of Khotan attest to the Buddhist faith, but they may not be long for this world; there are tales of a horde coming from the eastward steppe, a Black Plague made of men...
May the Lord have mercy on the House of Chatovingian in these trying times.
I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones
the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful
my review: Dumb
why are gretzky and hawk a match up in the first place?
Bad
holy shit guys every time you rhyme a word with itself I want to die, and you do it over and over and over
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Fair enough? you up for hots tonight?
i would like this to be higher but i've only been walking to work for about 2 months now
apparently my walk to and from work is about 15km a day but being honest i get the bus for some of the journey because leaving the house on time in the morning is hard
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
pleasepaypreacher.net
hmmmm
I used swype long long ago in the before times
I shall try it
Starting obviously with taking the dogs to the park
I feel like my health will plummet off a cliff when I like, get a house in the burbs and a proper job I have to drive to
*googles on phone*
my health has plumutted since i injured my leg and mainly just sit at my desk in work
i've gained like 20kg in the past year and i was fat to begin with
i am getting my shit together but it is a slow process
wait really?
I just watched it and it wasn't nearly as bad as a few of the other recent ones
the political one this year was trash, and the ash vs darwin one was dumb, but gretzky vs hawk wasn't that awful
Oh god
Soon my butt will be forcing my hand
Does the door open in or out?
pleasepaypreacher.net
deaddovedonoteat.mp4
It is 1206AD. Kaiserin Mim 'the Great' Chatovingian, daughter of Kaiser Pten 'the Just', has ruled for nearly fifty years, another example of the strength of female rule of the empire. A brilliant military mind, her talents were only ever put to the test when she pressed a claim on the Kingdom of Sicily, bringing nearly all of Italy under the empire's rule. Despite her queerer tendencies, she has sired several children, securing the succession of the Chatovingian line.
Her son and heir, Veehowl Chatovingian, is an adulterous lech and lunatic, but between his moments of madness and lust he is a talented man in the field of diplomacy, intigue, and war. His seven children - Aioua, Amateurhour, Cleric, Weirdspaceships, Cass, Mim, and Elldren - are being carefully groomed by their grandmother to ensure the Chatovingian madness only flares up for one generation...
With the ascendancy of the empire, all other realms have fallen in its shadow. Austrasia has emerged as the dominant power in Western Europe, with Pomerania a close second. The once great realm of Ruthenia has shattered into a hundred squabbling factions, none able to secure footing over the others. Andalusia remains the great power of Iberia. In distant Hindustan, the Jain Empire of Rashtrakuta has almost united the subcontinent, nearly wiping out Buddhism and Hinduism in the process; only the Steppe Shahs of Khotan attest to the Buddhist faith, but they may not be long for this world; there are tales of a horde coming from the eastward steppe, a Black Plague made of men...
May the Lord have mercy on the House of Chatovingian in these trying times.
@Elldren @kedinik @Blameless Cleric @visiblehowl
my review:
Dumb
why are gretzky and hawk a match up in the first place?
Bad
holy shit guys every time you rhyme a word with itself I want to die, and you do it over and over and over
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
But the second stall had a strand of pubic hair on the seat. The guy who was in here even nodded politely at me on his way out! Horrific
But I got rid of it and now am experiencing sweet release
...
*googles*
welp
You learn a lot about stuff that day
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i will do it once i am getting less physio
i am fucking terrified of injuring my leg again because fuck this recovery process
this can only end well
Chu you are such a dainty shit flower.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The first post will contain vital information about my butt.
Hmm I don't know if this is better.
Its super super laggy on the forums... Glad I didn't pay for it before trying it
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
i tap the way jobs intended
The Russian ones are the best. The Gretzky vs. Hawke one was just okay.
I just write my own porn
I just read chat
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
You weren't all that attached to your soul, were you?
Someday guys
The greatest fanwank ever Penned
yeah, it's not great, but it's not even close to the worst they've done
there was a weird use of rhyming words with themselves in this one though, way more than usual