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[Australia]. Stolen lands often referred to as a country.

CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
edited August 2019 in Social Entropy++
This is the Australian thread, with Australians, and others as we have plenty of room.

Our current Prime Minister as of 24 August 2018 is:

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Should we do a countdown or something I don't even know anymore


This is the ROLL CALL

PERTH
Vivixenne, Blake T, Butler, chrishallettbunchanumbers, BigKev, AJR, flynnie, Dhalphir, desperaterobots, Tallweirdo, Tef, Anzekay, Samuelson, CuZZa, webofink, EmbracethePing, Vegemyte, Amy, RocketScience, pimento

SYDNEY
Air, Tweaked_Bat_, bsjezz, Prohass, Gatsby, Ambassador, TrueHereticX, TheSquid, Flay, HyperBallad, Jintor, Seguer, Aegeri, stimtokolos, Lalabox, Cokebotle, Loki

MELBOURNE
Awko, grug, ruzkin, Hitsuraptor, LaCabra, The Boy Satellite, Unlucky, SorC, Cobalt60, Apocalyptus, Heroth, not very lucky, Mr Fuzzbutt, v good coffee

BRISBANE
Flyingman, Avicus, SwissLion, Crimson King, joshua11, Lorahalo, PaperLuigi44

GOLD COAST
Glorfindel, Viking

CANBERRA
marty_0001, Chronocide, tynic

DARWIN
Veldrin, Morblitz, cyvros

THE HONOURABLE TOWN OF NEWCASTLE
The Black Hunter

OTHER NEAT PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA
- bezerk bob (Toowoomba)
- McFodder (Bunbury)

ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS WHO ARE NOT IN AUSTRALIA (BUT PROBABLY WISH THEY WERE)
- tynic
- Tube
- #pipe
- Oden
- tynic
- Kincaid, Giraffe to the Stars

AWESOME KIWIS WHO ARE ABOVE THE MIDDLING AVERAGE SET BY THEIR COMPATRIOTS
- Fishman
- lonelyahava
- KiraKiraKira
- Fletcher
- Katat

Anyone who should be on this list and is not, please message me or @ me in the thread, and I will endeavour to add you as quickly as possible.


8-> 8-> VERY IMPORTANT AWARDS 8-> 8->

2011 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR
- Wimble

2012 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR
- Wimble

And, introducing the 2013 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR, which is a title of absolutely no value and apparently chosen only by Blake:

Wimble

AGAIN. But only because lonelyahava is a Kiwi and that's a disqualification for this completely pointless award.

2014 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

- Fyndir

2015 Honorary Australian of the Year JOINT WINNERS

Fishman's new baby who until I get told his new name I will refer to as Minnowman and somestickguy

2016 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

You. It was always going to be you. How could it ever have been anyone else?

2017 HONORARY AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR

Scott Ludlum. (Sorry. (Miss you.))

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    yay i was missing y'all!

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    gooday, miytes

    hew abewt them shrimps and behbies, eh?

    cor blimey cricket cricket hugh jackman koala roo

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Once on a nation RPing site I made a goat-based country called Austailia. How ashamed should I be?

    (The capital was Sydneigh)

    (Canbearra was considered but deemed too far off-theme)

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Goats are great, so you shouldn't be ashamed at all.

  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Goats suck if you're camping nearby because they will try to climb your tent.

    I am not fond of goats and they owe me several hundred dollars worth of camping supplies

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    strayaaaaa

    broken image link
  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    Once on a nation RPing site I made a goat-based country called Austailia. How ashamed should I be?

    (The capital was Sydneigh)

    (Canbearra was considered but deemed too far off-theme)

    Not Can-baaaa-ra?

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    whoops. wrong thread.

    Trace on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    (technically in australia right now)

    (just to mess with you)

    also I sat next to a guy at dinner tonight, whose grandchildren are Stan Grant's nephews, and whose daughter works for Tanya Plibersek

    unfortunately all he wanted to talk about was speciation in ants.

  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Grainy-as-hell proof that @Apocalyptus, @Awko, @pimento, @SorC and myself still live:
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    It may not be immediately obvious that Awko is bright red. Awko had just joined us from an outdoor work Christmas party. Here's the exchange in which Awko decided to first not join us for dinner and then decide to come (spoilered for length).
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    Awko neglected to mention in this exchange that his boss had, in fact, pissed himself twice while wearing tan pants and insisted that it was fine to continue socialising because "nobody would notice".

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Some people in hospitality really like to drink. I can believe this.
    E: I get bad, but not that bad.

    stimtokolos on
  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    When it is is drinking time, it is time to drink.

    It is known.

  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    I'm just hoping that today isn't going to be like last year where the boss not only didn't show up, but never made it home, lost his phone, and instead of calling his panicked wife, called reception and asked them to call me and apologise for not coming in.


    Update: Boss made it in this morning. He managed to get himself onto a train home, but not before ringing his wife and asking her to meet him in the city for dinner and a ride home.

    Awko on
  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Would hate to have been sitting next to him on the train...

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

    Well it could be a mind trick thing. He could be a whizzard.

  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
  • HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
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    I'll crank out the Bear Grylls if necessary....

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Siri, how do I kill threads?

    Cyvros on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Siri, how do I kill threads?

    nope

    nope

    you made this pee-soaked bed

    you have to sleep in it now

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Siri, how do I kill threads?

    THIS IS ALL *YOUR* FAULT

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  • AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    Ffs, Jordan.

    Can't we just have one nice thread without you bringing up how many times my boss wet himself last night?

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Why, you can't tell he pissed himself. He is a piss ninja.

    Well it could be a mind trick thing. He could be a whizzard.

    :arrow:

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Siri, how do I kill threads?

    THIS IS ALL *YOUR* FAULT

    Yea, urine deep now.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I heard australia is a myth

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    I heard australia is a myth

    Pissibly, there's a least a wee bit of exaggeration that flows.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    See Australia thread, get curious , check it out.

    Shoulda known it'd just be a bunch of people takin the piss

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    I miss the good old classy days of the poop thread.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    I miss the good old classy days of the poop thread.

    It'd be nice to have kept it around, but I just don't think there are enough NZ forumers to warrant it's own thread.

  • BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    R00d

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    Want to play co-op games? Feel free to hit me up!
  • HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Botznoy wrote: »
    R00d
    Look. We're still salty that your country is far better on indigenous rights and equal marriage. So we just steal all your celebrities.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Hi Australia thread.

    I will be inside you in 9 days.

    Inside your country! Not... like inside... you or... hmm.

  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Which bit(s) will you be in?

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Which bit(s) will you be in?

    The warm ones.

    Melbourne, Sydney for new years day, Tasmania maybe? And then New Zealand for lots of delicious Lord of the Rings stuff.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Oh shit new Australia thread

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    "the warm ones - Tasmania"

    Does not compute.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I will wave from a socially anxious safe distance while you're in NZ, @Juggernut.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    "the warm ones - Tasmania"

    Does not compute.

    The extent of my knowledge of Tasmania comes primarily from the Looney Tunes episodes with Taz

  • HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    "the warm ones - Tasmania"

    Does not compute.

    The extent of my knowledge of Tasmania comes primarily from the Looney Tunes episodes with Taz

    Watch Wolf Creek before you get here. Will help you feel at home.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    OH I SEE HOW IT IS

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