I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.
it's so much work
i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.
. . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.
You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Remember a while back when I mentioned a buddy of mine's girlfriend hated Westworld because she like, outright rejected the premise of robots being people because robots were made by Man and not God and this did not have souls?
And how this was shocking for my friend, a staunch Atheist, to learn about a woman he'd been dating for some time?
Well, it turns out that conversation got really ugly. It seems she believes your soul isn't like, your living essence that is directly linked to your vital signs. No, it's more like the concept of "divine grace", a God-granted essence that is given by the Lord but can be lost (and redeemed) by an individual's choices and actions.
This means she believes that "mortal sinners" (ie those who commit a mortal sin, the worst sins of all) lose their soul and are basically not people until such time as they confess their sins and redeem themselves in the eyes of the Lord.
This isn't that outlandish a theology, really. It's honestly just like, hardline Catholicism? But it shocked the fuck out of my friend, especially when they got into who she considered mortal sinners.
Started out with like, rapists and pedophiles. Ok, sure, I guess. But then it also included gay people, trans people, and in a truly shocking turn for him, "miscegenetics" (people who marry outside their race aka "race traitors").
Sooooo, needless to say, they broke up.
Holy fuck. How did this not come out beforehand?
Well they're both white and they have white friends, so
When would it?
I asked my wife once about one of her mom's friends.
"You know Nancy basically believes poor people are poor because they are lazy or mentally disadvantaged, except the white ones who need charity to escape a bad situation?"
"No, she's a good person. You misheard."
"Yeah, I misheard her twice and then again when she clarify the position to someone who was just concerned she hated white poors also"
Basically white people be good at ignoring our racist friends.
I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.
it's so much work
i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.
. . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.
You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.
what if i told you i have done this before.
well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.
The other things that I often see on dating profiles (other than sapiosexual):
* Myers-Briggs crap.
* Parallel Parking
* "partner in crime"
* hiking and kayaking (both together)
* Florence and the Machine.
* "I'll listen to anything, music-wise..." but here's a list of the music that I'll actually listen to.
...parallel parking?
Is that secretly slang for something or...?
I don't know! I'm really hoping it's code for something.
I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart
but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?
i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.
but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.
Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most
I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.
it's so much work
i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.
. . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.
You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.
what if i told you i have done this before.
well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.
I am so glad I just found my wife by being a creeper at work. Dating sites sound like a lot of work.
it's so much work
i don't think i'm going to go back to it. bars 4ever.
. . .until i'm like real lonely in my mid thirties.
You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.
what if i told you i have done this before.
well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.
Due
*shrug*
i'm not proud of who I am but I ain't ashamed.
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.
Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.
It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.
Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.
as an observer it would seem that he's got some fedorable tendencies that are attracting a certain fedoraligned typed.
Intelligence is attractive, but then again plenty of things are attractive and building your profile around a single aspect is probably dumb.
I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.
fuck
I forgot about rude titties
forget sapiosexualism what was I thinking
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart
but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?
i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.
but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.
Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most
weird, I can converse with most anyone
perhaps you should
get on my level
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
People getting to learn how much you hate racism within a week of knowing you: yet another advantage of being an SJW cuck.
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.
Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.
as an observer it would seem that he's got some fedorable tendencies that are attracting a certain fedoraligned typed.
Holy shit, "fedorable"
That's going in the lexicon
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@visiblehowl I sense this chess match may last another fortnight, at least
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I do tend to be attracted to people who seem smart
but, like, the end goal is still to rut like animals and become comfortable farting around each other, so I don't think I have pretensions about it?
i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.
but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.
Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most
Even though I parallel park every day, I still avoid it in the wild if I can. I'd rather walk than damage my car.
yeah parallel parking isn't much of a badge of honor. but it is a badge of a person who will do something that's more difficulty than necessary for self-gratification.
kind of like the guy who takes up two parking spaces with their vehicle because screw everyone else right? except wait where was I going with this don't be either person.
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i mean, intelligence is attractive. and being able to converse with someone else on the same level is obviously important to people.
but people who say they're sapiosexual are often just elitists and snobs.
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You can always just try and find a match on twitch. Find an attractive womans channel and scream at her to take her top off. That's how you get the best ladies.
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I asked my wife once about one of her mom's friends.
"You know Nancy basically believes poor people are poor because they are lazy or mentally disadvantaged, except the white ones who need charity to escape a bad situation?"
"No, she's a good person. You misheard."
"Yeah, I misheard her twice and then again when she clarify the position to someone who was just concerned she hated white poors also"
Basically white people be good at ignoring our racist friends.
what if i told you i have done this before.
well not in that manner but I did definitely end up doing it with a chatroom lady.
Yeah there are people who cannot converse on my level and people on whose level I cannot converse and it's sort of not fun to have dinner with them. Bus stop conversation at most
Well this reads like somebody tried too hard to be edgey and only knows what furries are from a particularly dumb episode of SVU.
nope.avi
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Why does it say that the current network usage is zero bytes per second
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*shrug*
i'm not proud of who I am but I ain't ashamed.
That, and miscegenation never came up in all my Catholic education.
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It's like the world is out to turn him into some fedora-clad shithead, every woman he's met for two years has broken up with him because of religious reasons.
Either because he was a dickhead about it (which to be fair sometimes he is, he's got some Dawkins tendencies) or because it turns out like this.
I only date intelligent gold star lesbians.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I mean I guess it's more highbrow than rude-titty-sexual, but it's no less narrow a focus.
oh dang that is a band i have not heard in many many years
No, four vowels.
you are correct and too late!
nah but I will go back and put that link out of its mercy for the good of those who come after us.
as an observer it would seem that he's got some fedorable tendencies that are attracting a certain fedoraligned typed.
fuck
I forgot about rude titties
forget sapiosexualism what was I thinking
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
pleasepaypreacher.net
If I'm making babies them babies better be smart enough to fend for themselves I tell your hwat
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
weird, I can converse with most anyone
perhaps you should
get on my level
Holy shit, "fedorable"
That's going in the lexicon
But progressively awesome. And I still love 'Sorry you're not a winner'.
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That's one thing i can never be called, at least.
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No u come down to mine
It's nice here
No vh this is the calm before he unleashes the hounds of war
Deploy everything quick and go hard in the paint
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
yeah parallel parking isn't much of a badge of honor. but it is a badge of a person who will do something that's more difficulty than necessary for self-gratification.
kind of like the guy who takes up two parking spaces with their vehicle because screw everyone else right? except wait where was I going with this don't be either person.
But if you date somebody with rude titties they can scare off predators and shelter the babies from weather.