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How do you put your pants on?

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a decidedly unfancy lad/lass who only wears sweatpants
    so kind of like sweat pants

    I can dig it

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Zip then button
    Sweat Jants

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    I unbutton my shirts because t-shirts don't have collars, and everyone knows collars are for closers only

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Zip then button
    Never close your collar

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Button then zip
    How was "one leg at a time" not an option?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Zip then button
    knitdan wrote: »
    How was "one leg at a time" not an option?

    because everyone else does that

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Button then zip
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Never close your collar

    You're know what it takes to close your collar?

    Brass balls, gentlemen.

    (I don't close collar)

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why would you wear pants when shorts are right there?

    To keep the mosquitoes off.

    They don't call me "Lightning-Hands Johnson" for nothing!

    I do really take a perverse, pleasure-like satisfaction from slaughtering mosquitoes with my bear hands.

    I kill almost no other insects unless someone else asks me to, but mosquitoes, I will HUNT them.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    One Lar at a time
    I think I wore sweatpants every single day last week

    Working from home is okay sometimes

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why would you wear pants when shorts are right there?

    To keep the mosquitoes off.

    They don't call me "Lightning-Hands Johnson" for nothing!

    I do really take a perverse, pleasure-like satisfaction from slaughtering mosquitoes with my bear hands.

    I kill almost no other insects unless someone else asks me to, but mosquitoes, I will HUNT them.

    I would too.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    I mean, I have hair sprouting from in between my knuckles, so I'm just gonna let it stand.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Button then zip
    I think I wore sweatpants every single day last week

    Working from home is okay sometimes

    Living the fucking dream

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Zip then button
    I lied. wore pants to confirm, and I button first. I guess I just don't think about it.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Zip then button
    Quick question: have you ever walked around with your fly undone? I have a theory.

    Is it limited to one group? Or something everyone does?

    Gvzbgul on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Pants are for weaklings and cowards
    zips are easier to do up if they are held together

    buttons are easier to do up if they have more room to move

    all signs point to button first being superior

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    One Lar at a time
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Quick question: have you ever walked around with your fly undone? I have a theory.

    Is it limited to one group? Or something everyone does?

    Totally

    I once spent an entire work day (when I worked in retail) with my zipper down

    No one seems to notice because I typically wear jackets and stuff that come down to the crotchal region

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Quick question: have you ever walked around with your fly undone? I have a theory.

    Is it limited to one group? Or something everyone does?

    Totally

    I once spent an entire work day (when I worked in retail) with my zipper down

    No one seems to notice because I typically wear jackets and stuff that come down to the crotchal region

    Is it possible that they were just too flabbergasted by your monster dong hanging out and flopping everywhere

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    One Lar at a time
    One can dream

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Button then zip
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Quick question: have you ever walked around with your fly undone? I have a theory.

    Is it limited to one group? Or something everyone does?

    Totally

    I once spent an entire work day (when I worked in retail) with my zipper down

    No one seems to notice because I typically wear jackets and stuff that come down to the crotchal region

    Is it possible that they were just too flabbergasted by your monster dong hanging out and flopping everywhere

    https://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    One Lar at a time
    Is it weird that my first thought was "that was long fall is snek okay??"

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