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[College Football] is Great. Long live College Football.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    It's not a super classy move to put a camera in somebody's face right after they've lost their job, but maybe don't say things that will make it actively more difficult for you to get a new job.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Not thrilled with the Kevin Wilson hiring based out of the reports in Indiana.

    Hooker and Conley leaving were expected given they will be first round picks. I'd imagine McMillen leaves as well.

    Assuran on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    Not thrilled with the Kevin Wilson hiring based out of the reports in Indiana.

    Hooker and Conley leaving were expected given they will be first round picks. I'd imagine McMillen leaves as well.

    You have him and Schiano now. It's nice when y'all are all hateable for non-blind rivalry reasons and shit.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Assuran wrote: »

    Have you tried killing all the poor?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    It's not a super classy move to put a camera in somebody's face right after they've lost their job, but maybe don't say things that will make it actively more difficult for you to get a new job.

    Yeah, he's probably already going have a hard time anyway, since he was probably fired for siding with the players over the administration.

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Oh Mack Brown

    your recruiting truly is the gift that keeps giving

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mack Brown everybody!

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Mack Brown just really fucking liked safeties ok

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Don't think anyone has him as an NFL QB anyway, but Barrett will return to OSU for his senior year.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It's refreshing to see a multi millionaire eating the same garbage that I do.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    it's no Jim Harbaugh Diet, that's for sure

    steak and milk (full-fat. Not that candy-ass 2%, or, god help you, skim)

    nothing but steak and milk

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    *and the mummified dick of bo schembechler*

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Apparently you can watch the title game with thoughts from Keyshawn Johnson and a probably stoned Bill Walton on ESPNU on Monday. Which will probably be more entertaining than the traditional telecast, though nowhere near as good as the coaches + Spielman thing they had the last two years.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Yeah, I was sorely tempted to write an article titled "Jim Mora Should Probably Shut the Fuck Up from Now On", but someone beat me to it.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Fox affiliate in Minneapolis says the boat is getting rowed at Minnesota.

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  • DizzenDizzen Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Oghulk wrote: »
    I can't help but imagine how an interview might go with those questions)
    Q. How many meals do you eat cereal at?
    A. As many as I can.

    Q. Why there are no vegetables?
    A. Because they don't go well with cereal.

    Q. How you gonna get Hamburger Helper & no beef?
    A. To see how it performs without being carried by its beefier teammate.

    Q. Why not a bigger thing of detergent? You'll just be back next week.
    A. Perfect, we'll probably need more cereal by then.

    Q. Why chicken ramen?
    A. Gotta balance out the hamburger helper.

    Q. Why 50 paper plates when you got 3 boxes of cereal?
    A. What, and eat cereal straight out of the box? Some of us aren't savages, Danny.

    Dizzen on
  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Dizzen wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    I can't help but imagine how an interview might go with those questions)
    Q. How many meals do you eat cereal at?
    A. As many as I can.

    Q. Why there are no vegetables?
    A. Because they don't go well with cereal.

    Q. How you gonna get Hamburger Helper & no beef?
    A. To see how it performs without being carried by its beefier teammate.

    Q. Why not a bigger thing of detergent? You'll just be back next week.
    A. Perfect, we'll probably need more cereal by then, to.

    Q. Why chicken ramen?
    A. Gotta balance out the hamburger helper.

    Q. Why 50 paper plates when you got 3 boxes of cereal?
    A. What, and eat cereal straight out of the box? Some of us aren't savages, Danny.

    actually it's perfect timing cause it came the day before (today) he had a major press conference!


  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    @ASimPerson will you post who picked who after the deadline for the natty?

    it'd be really interesting to see beforehand who picked what

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Sure, if I have a chance to. I'll be back at the office by then.

    Well, provided the roads here in Atlanta thaw sufficiently by Sunday evening.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I honestly don't remember who I picked.

  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    It's always weird to watch the Dukes kick ass because this definitely was not the situation while I was there.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Good season, Bo. Was hoping for a closer game though

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Bo Pelini is a man set on getting 4 losses per season

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Cal fires Sonny Dykes. Weird timing. Ethical thing? Or Chip Kelly.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Cal fires Sonny Dykes. Weird timing. Ethical thing? Or Chip Kelly.

    The relationship between Dykes and Cal has been pretty strained for the past few seasons, so I wouldn't be surprised if they realized they could get Kelly and made the move.

    Though watching Kelly try and compete with Cal's academic standards is going to be hilarious.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    supposedly BYU's athletic director is resigning and returning to cal to head coach?

    I mean, I was thinking that Berkeley doesn't have the money to get a big name hire like Kelly, but this is just so...odd...

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Remember the national title game pick is due tomorrow by 8:30 PM Eastern and is worth a whopping(!) FOUR (4!) POINTS!

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    supposedly BYU's athletic director is resigning and returning to cal to head coach?

    I mean, I was thinking that Berkeley doesn't have the money to get a big name hire like Kelly, but this is just so...odd...

    That was a fake Feldman account that tweeted that.

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  • JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Cal fires Sonny Dykes. Weird timing. Ethical thing? Or Chip Kelly.

    The relationship between Dykes and Cal has been pretty strained for the past few seasons, so I wouldn't be surprised if they realized they could get Kelly and made the move.

    Though watching Kelly try and compete with Cal's academic standards is going to be hilarious.

    Cal massively reduced their academic minimums the last time they were semi-relevant during the Tedford years, I think.

    It's either Kelly or a fuck up, this close to signing day.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Curtis Samuel gone.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Broadcasts tonight:

    ESPN: Traditional broadcast, Fowler and Herbstreit
    ESPN Classic: No commentator, mics on the field
    ESPN News: Coaches film room. Brian Griese is your designated ESPNer, with Dino Babers, PJ Fleck, Mark Helfrich, Mike MacIntyre, and Matt Rhule joining him. Considerably less interesting lineup than the last two years.
    ESPNU: Obnoxious people who work for ESPN and a possibly stoned Bill Walton discuss the game.
    ESPN2: Tajh Boyd and Barrett Jones join Tessitore to discuss the game
    SEC Network: Paul Finebaum has Jim McElwain, Booger McFarland, and Greg McElroy.

    Rankings:

    ESPN News, ESPN Classic, ESPN2, ESPN, ESPNU, The Bachelor, The Celebrity Apprentice, Getting kicked in the balls, SEC Network

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The Jennifer Garner one is good.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That's a bingo in like, five minutes.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    my body is ready

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