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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    I want someone to edit that little moment of back-and-forth handshake struggle on like a 70 second loop. Have it start and finish as it does, just really Dragonball Z that fight for a bit. Maybe turn it into a two-parter.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spcwyc-R2xM

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm going to start my own woman led country and only hot bishie boys will be allowed within the well guarded borders of Uguustan

    I can cook. Primarily with bread and cheese.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    Nope that's 14 megs that's not gonna work

    Amazing

    I havent been following all the more sordid details because what do i care about char assassination when i hold his char in such low esteem

    Is that some weird ass power move he does?

    Yes, Google it there is a good compilation article

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nope that's 14 megs that's not gonna work

    Amazing

    I havent been following all the more sordid details because what do i care about char assassination when i hold his char in such low esteem

    Is that some weird ass power move he does?

    Yes I am sure he thinks it is because his cultural understanding was frozen in 1987

    did people ever really yank arms like that outside of some weird "gotta assert my billionaire dominance over people" shit rich people might do?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Ceilingfans fan
    I'm a real Bad Dude, so if I met Trump I would go in for the handshake and then at the last second I'd swoop my hand up to slick my hair back.

    yeah

    real cool

    Kid Presentable on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I want to see donald do that to some really buff ripped dude and he's got his arm flexed so donald basically fucks his shoulder up trying to yank like he's starting a fucking lawnmower

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Aww, I don't know how long Revolutions' break will be :(

    Wanna learn about 1830 and Laffayette's last hurrah

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    i guess i shouldn't've tuned into [chat] before a test

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I'm a real Bad Dude, so if I met Trump I would go in for the handshake and then at the last second I'd swoop my hand up to slick my hair back.

    yeah

    real cool

    you'd get a really nasty tweet for sure

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    I like the curb your enthusiasm edit of the Abe handshake myself

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    a thing at work made me mad but i always feel weird complaining about my job because most of my friends have better adult office jobs and i'm like OK SO AT THE GROCERY STORE TODAY

    this self-classism..

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    man I can't stop watching that Trump/Abe handshake

    it's...supremely uncomfortable

    my host dad from when I went to japan posted it as a gif with only the phrase "this is embarrassing" a few days ago

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    Arch wrote: »
    man I can't stop watching that Trump/Abe handshake

    it's...supremely uncomfortable

    my host dad from when I went to japan posted it as a gif with only the phrase "this is embarrassing" a few days ago

    Oh god

    This next four years of dishonor and embarrassment

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    i guess i shouldn't've tuned into [chat] before a test

    The French Revolution began with the Battle of Saratoga...

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Destroying white supremacy
    How are both of the big indie not-Myst-but-secretly-Myst games still Windows only. The original Myst came out for Mac first you fiends!

    That's it I'm writing a diary about this and then ripping out the pages and scattering them on a mysterious island to let the developers know how I really feel

    wandering on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    a thing at work made me mad but i always feel weird complaining about my job because most of my friends have better adult office jobs and i'm like OK SO AT THE GROCERY STORE TODAY

    this self-classism..

    we all deal with stupid shit from customers and coworkers, don't self hate yourself

    if anything retail people should get more room because people are assholes to you folk

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    Just go in for a dick grab, without breaking eye contact.

    He's all "I'm gonna shake your hand an assert dominance"

    You're all "Guess who brought a handshake to a dick grabbing. Here's a hint, it ain't me hoss"

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I want someone to edit that little moment of back-and-forth handshake struggle on like a 70 second loop. Have it start and finish as it does, just really Dragonball Z that fight for a bit. Maybe turn it into a two-parter.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spcwyc-R2xM

    haha abe's face after having his hand yanked around

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Punching Nazis
    Organichu wrote: »
    a thing at work made me mad but i always feel weird complaining about my job because most of my friends have better adult office jobs and i'm like OK SO AT THE GROCERY STORE TODAY

    this self-classism..

    Tell us, friend

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I'm a real Bad Dude, so if I met Trump I would go in for the handshake and then at the last second I'd swoop my hand up to slick my hair back.

    yeah

    real cool

    you'd get a really nasty tweet for sure

    If the President Madtweets about you you're doing something right

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ceilingfans fan
    I want someone to edit that little moment of back-and-forth handshake struggle on like a 70 second loop. Have it start and finish as it does, just really Dragonball Z that fight for a bit. Maybe turn it into a two-parter.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spcwyc-R2xM

    I love this video with Abe.

    He has that great smile of a Japanese person trying to stop something.

    Then the eyeroll and look of utter disgust from a man who has been groomed since he was a child to show no major emotion. Like seriously this is a man who can blank face telling someone the world was ending.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    papermate stopped making their phd 3-1 black pen/red pen/mechanical pencil and people want like $30 for them on Amazon this is an outrage i demand justice

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Okay I totally cheated to see if Narwhal was talking about Trudeau and Harper and now I'm totally curious what the fuck happened between MacDonald and Laurier to cause that many PMs from the same party to serve in that short amount of time.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    it seems like it shouldn't be that hard to stop a 70 year old man from yanking your hand if you're expecting it

    maybe donald works out for that particular move

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Holy shit that Humble Bundle is nuts. I own like half of it already and I still might go for it.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    i guess i shouldn't've tuned into [chat] before a test

    The French Revolution began with the Battle of Saratoga...

    nah it's assembly

    it's also the class where i forgot to get the textbook

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get

    I miss both of those things

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    it seems like it shouldn't be that hard to stop a 70 year old man from yanking your hand if you're expecting it

    maybe donald works out for that particular move

    let him pull you in and go in for the kiss

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ceilingfans fan
    Like Abe is literally kind of like Japanese ruling class royalty. He is super fucking groomed from birth to deal with this shit.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    you can actually watch, in that video with abe and trump, the precise moment where trump finally manages to break down all the years of forced politeness training abe has endured and you can see him just like

    give up the illusions of decorum

    Trump: so bad he makes japanese people impolite

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    @21stCentury

    You're not even a real car. Just some vague euro beater from a tintin comic

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get
    Bragging about your job is pretty sweet. It's a little better than Griping.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    zepherin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get
    Bragging about your job is pretty sweet. It's a little better than Griping.

    I just put together a 57 slide lecture on DNA replication and translation in bacteria

    is this griping or bragging?

    you decide

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Holy shit that Humble Bundle is nuts. I own like half of it already and I still might go for it.

    I just put in 100 all to the ACLU. I'll be giving my dupes away to the deserving.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get
    Bragging about your job is pretty sweet. It's a little better than Griping.

    look at mister fancypants over here with a job he likes

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    oh really he had a weird handshake with abe oh who knew

    WAKE UP WE HAVE TEN TRUMP THREADS


    sorry.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    it seems like it shouldn't be that hard to stop a 70 year old man from yanking your hand if you're expecting it

    maybe donald works out for that particular move

    If you're expecting it.

    I think the first couple didn't because Head of State.

    The rest will.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get
    Bragging about your job is pretty sweet. It's a little better than Griping.

    I just put together a 57 slide lecture on DNA replication and translation in bacteria

    is this griping or bragging?

    you decide

    you enjoyed doing the slides

    you hated doing the lecture

    ?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Red beans and rice
    Arch wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    griping about your job is the 2nd best part about having a job

    the first is all the dollars you get
    Bragging about your job is pretty sweet. It's a little better than Griping.

    I just put together a 57 slide lecture on DNA replication and translation in bacteria

    is this griping or bragging?

    you decide
    Best of both worlds humblebrag that shit.

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