One year I ordered a pizza from somewhere local on a valentines day, and included a note asking if they would arrange the pepperoni as a smiley face.
So I received a heart shaped pizza with a smiley face on it.
The taste was okay. The shape was not appreciated. The smiley face was.
I once ordered a pizza. No special instructions, just a normal pizza. It came shaped like a fish.
WEEZZA WAS RIGHT THERE
My cousins in Colorado wanted to open up a restaurant that served cooked-in marijuana and I told them to call it the WEEZZARIA and they told me I was dumb and that pizza and weed didn't go together.
Yeah fuck me, right? I don't even smoke so I guess I'm too dumb to know what munchies are.
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A surprising amount of pizza shops are staffed completely by stoner college kids or crusty but charming old stoners
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
I love crusty but charming old stoners. They're my favorite subcategory of library patron. I once spent half an hour helping some Willie Nelson-looking motherfucker find books that would teach him to grow hydroponic "strawberries" indoors before I got him to admit that he wanted to grow weed, so I could show him to the surprisingly comprehensive section we have on basement grow ops.
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Noooooo, all my local McDonalds have gotten rid of their Freestyle pop machines!? No longer will I be able to enjoy my favourite concoction, Coke Zero with lime!
Is this the heavy price we must pay for the incoming all-day breakfast?
Noooooo, all my local McDonalds have gotten rid of their Freestyle pop machines!? No longer will I be able to enjoy my favourite concoction, Coke Zero with lime!
Is this the heavy price we must pay for the incoming all-day breakfast?
My local movie theater started serving hot food recently
I had a greasy cheeseburger and waffle fries with John Wick 2 today
My brother and his friend had a game who can sneak in what food into a theater
They gave up after pizza and beer
But they sunk in pancake breakfasts, and large course dinners before the pizza
Noooooo, all my local McDonalds have gotten rid of their Freestyle pop machines!? No longer will I be able to enjoy my favourite concoction, Coke Zero with lime!
Is this the heavy price we must pay for the incoming all-day breakfast?
I miss that acid of Coke with Lemonade
It would eat the cup
One time all the freestyle machines had some weird windows error message blocking the UI, no one could get sodas it was terrible.
between this and the fact that every single one i have used makes everything that comes out of it taste kinda lemony, i say again death to the coca-cola freestyle
One time all the freestyle machines had some weird windows error message blocking the UI, no one could get sodas it was terrible.
between this and the fact that every single one i have used makes everything that comes out of it taste kinda lemony, i say again death to the coca-cola freestyle
None of the employees knew how to fix it, a beverage dispensing machine actually needed IT support. So they decided to just give the remaining customers a bottled soda from the fridge while they waited for support.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited February 2017
So @Lost Salient, last week I discovered I have another food intolerance.
Really, really cheap hot dogs/"sausages".
I've tracked it over the last couple times I've had them, and they shred up my stomach. This last time I was sick for three days after eating a couple of them.
So now I guess I can only eat actual sausages.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited February 2017
You may have a nitrate intolerance! The cheaper the dog, the more likely they are to slather it in nitrates to mimic a genuine salt cure in a short period of time. In certain people, high levels of nitrates can cause symptoms similar to lactose intolerance. How do you do with non-fancy salami?
Edit: if you want to experiment, you can find non-cured, salt-cured, or smoked franks and sausages in most grocery stores.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
That could certainly be it.
The hot dogs & "sausages" were from BAR-S.
But the sausages I usually get are Hillshire Farms and my body has zero problems with those.
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I don't know why you're putting scare quotes around sausages
sausages are historically made from pretty heinous cuts of meat. If anything, a fancy hoity toity sausage is less of an "actual" sausages than something made from offcuts and filler
I don't know why you're putting scare quotes around sausages
sausages are historically made from pretty heinous cuts of meat. If anything, a fancy hoity toity sausage is less of an "actual" sausages than something made from offcuts and filler
It might seem a bit classist, but the BAR-S package of 14 sausages for $4 fills with me some doubt on how sausage-like their sausages can be when compared to a package of five to six Hillshire sausages with spices & such in them for a much higher price point.
Noooooo, all my local McDonalds have gotten rid of their Freestyle pop machines!? No longer will I be able to enjoy my favourite concoction, Coke Zero with lime!
Is this the heavy price we must pay for the incoming all-day breakfast?
Hey, that's my favorite Freestyle drink too!
The only places with Freestyle machines around here that I know of though are Five Guys and Jack in the Box, both of which are unfortunately considerably out of my way to get to.
I don't know why you're putting scare quotes around sausages
sausages are historically made from pretty heinous cuts of meat. If anything, a fancy hoity toity sausage is less of an "actual" sausages than something made from offcuts and filler
It might seem a bit classist, but the BAR-S package of 14 sausages for $4 fills with me some doubt on how sausage-like their sausages can be when compared to a package of five to six Hillshire sausages with spices & such in them for a much higher price point.
I just don't think you can use "Sausage-like" as a declaration of quality
sausages can be made out of anything! being cheap and shitty certainly doesn't make it not a sausage.
So @Lost Salient, last week I discovered I have another food intolerance.
Really, really cheap hot dogs/"sausages".
I've tracked it over the last couple times I've had them, and they shred up my stomach. This last time I was sick for three days after eating a couple of them.
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I just did the same thing actually. I introduced a friend of mine to Tim tams and Pocky in the same lunch break.
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WEEZZA WAS RIGHT THERE
My cousins in Colorado wanted to open up a restaurant that served cooked-in marijuana and I told them to call it the WEEZZARIA and they told me I was dumb and that pizza and weed didn't go together.
Yeah fuck me, right? I don't even smoke so I guess I'm too dumb to know what munchies are.
The chocolate caramel ones are pretty good.
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My brother and his friend had a game who can sneak in what food into a theater
They gave up after pizza and beer
But they sunk in pancake breakfasts, and large course dinners before the pizza
I miss that acid of Coke with Lemonade
It would eat the cup
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None of the employees knew how to fix it, a beverage dispensing machine actually needed IT support. So they decided to just give the remaining customers a bottled soda from the fridge while they waited for support.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
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Really, really cheap hot dogs/"sausages".
I've tracked it over the last couple times I've had them, and they shred up my stomach. This last time I was sick for three days after eating a couple of them.
So now I guess I can only eat actual sausages.
Edit: if you want to experiment, you can find non-cured, salt-cured, or smoked franks and sausages in most grocery stores.
The hot dogs & "sausages" were from BAR-S.
But the sausages I usually get are Hillshire Farms and my body has zero problems with those.
sausages are historically made from pretty heinous cuts of meat. If anything, a fancy hoity toity sausage is less of an "actual" sausages than something made from offcuts and filler
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
It might seem a bit classist, but the BAR-S package of 14 sausages for $4 fills with me some doubt on how sausage-like their sausages can be when compared to a package of five to six Hillshire sausages with spices & such in them for a much higher price point.
Hey, that's my favorite Freestyle drink too!
The only places with Freestyle machines around here that I know of though are Five Guys and Jack in the Box, both of which are unfortunately considerably out of my way to get to.
I just don't think you can use "Sausage-like" as a declaration of quality
sausages can be made out of anything! being cheap and shitty certainly doesn't make it not a sausage.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"Actual sausages" :winky: