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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    we have 0.8 TVs per person

    Been around the world to find that only Landshark people are breeding

    The porp's are cloning and feeding

    And I don't even own a TV!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    and another friend of mine, amsterdam

    what i'm saying is,

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    it almost looks as bad as wood stacked by a skippy

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    No I clearly said around 40% +/- 10 are terrible and that they need to be challenged and called out and actively shamed for it.

    You said that tweeting wasn't enough.

    Fucks sake, not being a douchebag is enough. If the person retweeting someone like MLK actually believes what they're retweeting, that is a good thing.

    Silence is acceptance so not being a douchebag is actively not enough unless you live in an inclusive fantasy land

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    haha yeah the whole shit got fucked up after i had to have Comcast come rerun cable and he left it like that and im like fuck it i don't care anymore

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm not saying I'm considering escorts but

    An Australian bro of mine went to a massage parlor where they jerk you off after and said it was an alright experience.

    i've thought about that, too- if for no other reason than getting a massage is cool plus it's cheaper than a full escort experience

    but also i want way more than a handjob

    plus then you have to negotiate the awkward social minefield of 'ok this is definitely one of those places, right' and 'i got undressed at the right time, right' and knowing the right cues with the towel and gesturing or w-e

    with an escort there is nothing to navigate rly, once you clear the initial hurdle of them being willing to see you

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    cords popping out from behind the data pate, nothing actually plugged into the jacks

    my god this is the woodpile all over again

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
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    That had better be it. @Sir Landshark
    *hisses*

    It's like a nest of snakes!

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Ludious wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    No I clearly said around 40% +/- 10 are terrible and that they need to be challenged and called out and actively shamed for it.

    You said that tweeting wasn't enough.

    Fucks sake, not being a douchebag is enough. If the person retweeting someone like MLK actually believes what they're retweeting, that is a good thing.

    Silence is acceptance so not being a douchebag is actively not enough unless you live in an inclusive fantasy land

    I'm okay with being irredeemable in your eyes because I'm not sure if I could keep it together being unemployed and living with my mom, which is basically what you're asking of me by bringing a halt to it anytime I hear someone being racist

    override367 on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    I like the cables that go behind the faceplate that's still attached to the wall.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    cords popping out from behind the data pate, nothing actually plugged into the jacks

    my god this is the woodpile all over again

    Coax guy used the data cable conduit but was too lazy to get a keystone jack with 4 slots so he could dedicate one to coax.

    That's someone who doesn't take pride in their work.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i should move to the netherlands where they recognize i'm an unfuckable monster and basic social safety nets pay for escorts since intimacy is a human need

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Now I'm an amputee god damn you!

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    it's bad enough everyone knows what I think of Trump because I made the mistake of publicizing it

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also i've been in the sharks' place... everything is neat, even at the end of the day with three kids having run around all day... there's a piano, a well stocked fridge

    who knew this deviance was hidden behind some false wall

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    chu i would fuck you

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    since caseddy's party ive just been operating under the assumption that we did

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    One night stands are pretty good for the confidence

    they make me feel dirty and gross usually

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    since caseddy's party ive just been operating under the assumption that we did

    this was one of the most intimate experiences of my life

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    you are all deviants slave to your bestial impulses

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    porpporp Registered User regular
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house


    nZlria0l.jpg

    It's true. The rest of my house is immaculate, you could eat off the floor. I should, by my own standards, care about cords/winding them/etc, but I don't. Hmmm. Maybe I'll start caring.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I've taken down a racist boss completely anonymously but I also never said anyone is irredeemable

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I mean if you see someone being actively racist or doing something bad and don't say anything that person then believes everyone is fine with their actions/statements.

    “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” and all

    Not being a douche certainly is a good thing, but it isn't enough if you're silent in the face of awfulness. There are ways to comment "hey man that's not cool" without being immediately fired or whatever.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house


    nZlria0l.jpg

    It's true. The rest of my house is immaculate, you could eat off the floor. I should, by my own standards, care about cords/winding them/etc, but I don't. Hmmm. Maybe I'll start caring.

    I like the sweet t sign

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am just imagining right now, Porp is all like, "Shark hurry up I am just going to lay back and think of Tracer while you finish up. She's what this woman really wants."

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    what does mine say?

    SWEET

    what about mine?

    DUDE

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    that's a real nice looking fireplace porp

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I mean if you see someone being actively racist or doing something bad and don't say anything that person then believes everyone is fine with their actions/statements.

    “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” and all

    Not being a douche certainly is a good thing, but it isn't enough if you're silent in the face of awfulness. There are ways to comment "hey man that's not cool" without being immediately fired or whatever.

    depends on the workplace. definitely been at places where any response at all would be a big problem.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Pinecone is texting me about what we wanna do for dinner and I am just like

    q-q i wanna live with him

    I was like "oh how about you pick up some tilapia?" and now I am like ALSO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAAA

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    How many darned TVs do you millionaires have?!

    BRB, gonna go count all my TVs.

    Oh, that was quick!

    i have a 42" 1080p in my closet
    a 55" 1080p in my closet
    a 65" 4k hdr hooked up

    >_>

    don't ask how many astro headphones i have

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    oh god there's a lady in that reflection on the tv

    nsfw

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    no, no it's an altar to T-sweet

    one of taylor switft's less known aliases

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sniperguy do you want a 42" 1080p tv for like 60 bucks

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Sighing happens a lot. All the time, actually. Y'all know how much I like foreplay. Jesus Christ, bang me so we can play overwatch.

    i did good at oral sex

    so now i never have to do it again right?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I mean if you see someone being actively racist or doing something bad and don't say anything that person then believes everyone is fine with their actions/statements.

    “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” and all

    Not being a douche certainly is a good thing, but it isn't enough if you're silent in the face of awfulness. There are ways to comment "hey man that's not cool" without being immediately fired or whatever.

    Not everyone can report someone anonymously because they work for the federal government.

    Most people can't, in fact, do such things. Asking them to do more than hold acceptance as an ideology because you think they need to to be respectable white people is gross. Asking them to pay money, or, risk their jobs or life, is silly. Not everyone is in that position, yes, even some white people are poor and destitute, just because they don't get hassled by cops every week doesn't mean they don't struggle in life.

    This is the kind of shit that pisses off poor people and makes them elect a turd to govern because they're sick of getting made out to be bad guys when they're not.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house


    nZlria0l.jpg

    It's true. The rest of my house is immaculate, you could eat off the floor. I should, by my own standards, care about cords/winding them/etc, but I don't. Hmmm. Maybe I'll start caring.
    I use gaffer's tape to tape down my cords. A habit I picked up when I was in a performing group, and we had a lot of speaker/sound system setups. Bonus: You can safely vacuum over them with just a little bump, making vacuuming easier.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    AH HA

    now we see the true state of affairs

    outlet faceplate just laying on the fucking floor like a flop house

    cords popping out from behind the data pate, nothing actually plugged into the jacks

    my god this is the woodpile all over again

    Coax guy used the data cable conduit but was too lazy to get a keystone jack with 4 slots so he could dedicate one to coax.

    That's someone who doesn't take pride in their work.

    yeah we had Comcast initially and the whole house was wired for coax

    then we switched to ATT and he put the data plate there and setup the ATT Uverse from there

    then we went back to Comcast and I guess ATT guy fucked all the coax up and the Comcast guy fixed it for that one location but we no longer have coax working anywhere else in the house

    *shrug*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    aka, don't let perfect be the enemy of good

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    porpporp Registered User regular
    that's a real nice looking fireplace porp

    It is. But we don't use it. We should though.

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