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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Also, you know, "Gosh, Ludious I'm sorry you're feeling down" would have sufficed but whatevs! It's fine.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    oh the nazi's wife got fired

    I guess bringing a nazi as a +1 to an event is a bad idea

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    jake had no idea that it's offensive to call spitting on your palms and rubbing furiously at your armpits and the crooks of your elbows a puerto rican shower

    That's not even a puerto rican shower! A PR shower involves cologne or perfume instead of bathing.

    i call that a whore's bath

    I thought a whore's bath was like wet paper towel to the groin and armpits in a restroom

    My mother in law was less than enthused when I suggest that we give my son a whores bath when he got all dirty.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also, you know, "Gosh, Ludious I'm sorry you're feeling down" would have sufficed but whatevs! It's fine.

    Just remember that right now Trump is probably as miserable as you

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ludious i'm sorry you're feeling down

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    hYgofDFl.jpg

    That had better be it. @Sir Landshark

    jesus this shameful display

    i game with YOU

    you should see some of our cord monstrosities

    for an IT guy who is anal about cords at work ludious sure doesnt care about it at home

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i did think i provided some possibly helpful advice tho ^_^

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    all of my "minor violations" are when i am QUOTING

    context dankey, context

    you can't poorly rap the entirety of dmx's "where the hood at" then say "I'm just quoting!"

    you can at will's condo

    there are no rules

    This cannot possibly be true.

    Maybe there are no rules regarding slurs and/or epithets, but there's no way Will's place has no rules at all.

    the first rule of will's condo is there are no rules at will's condo

    the second rule is that all steaks shall be made sous vide

    the third is no shoes on the carpet pls

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    hYgofDFl.jpg

    That had better be it. @Sir Landshark

    jesus this shameful display

    i game with YOU

    you should see some of our cord monstrosities

    for an IT guy who is anal about cords at work ludious sure doesnt care about it at home

    for shaaaaame

    my PC is all neatly bunded and velcro'd, inside and out

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    hYgofDFl.jpg

    That had better be it. @Sir Landshark

    jesus this shameful display

    i game with YOU

    you should see some of our cord monstrosities

    for an IT guy who is anal about cords at work ludious sure doesnt care about it at home

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    jake had no idea that it's offensive to call spitting on your palms and rubbing furiously at your armpits and the crooks of your elbows a puerto rican shower

    That's not even a puerto rican shower! A PR shower involves cologne or perfume instead of bathing.

    i call that a whore's bath

    I thought a whore's bath was like wet paper towel to the groin and armpits in a restroom

    My mother in law was less than enthused when I suggest that we give my son a whores bath when he got all dirty.

    jesus gave whores baths!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ludious i'm sorry you're feeling down

    you forgot the gosh you son of a bitch

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I'm anal about cords and order in the workplace but I basically just get home and flop into a pile of various kinds of filth

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also, you know, "Gosh, Ludious I'm sorry you're feeling down" would have sufficed but whatevs! It's fine.

    Just remember that right now Trump is probably as miserable as you

    No he's not. I sincerely doubt he's very miserable at all. He's already blamed it all on someone else. Narcissists gonna narcissist. He literally moved on to talking about his electoral win when asked about Jewish suffering in the join Netanyahu conference just now.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    hYgofDFl.jpg

    That had better be it. @Sir Landshark

    jesus this shameful display

    i game with YOU

    you should see some of our cord monstrosities

    for an IT guy who is anal about cords at work ludious sure doesnt care about it at home

    It's like a mechanic who drives a beater car, you don't want to do work stuff at home.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i have crashed at will's place twice now and i remember no rules

    i mean, i think it was implied that i couldn't sleep in his bed or drink all of his housemade bitters he has above his cabinets

    but nothing explicit

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    jake had no idea that it's offensive to call spitting on your palms and rubbing furiously at your armpits and the crooks of your elbows a puerto rican shower

    That's not even a puerto rican shower! A PR shower involves cologne or perfume instead of bathing.

    i call that a whore's bath

    I thought a whore's bath was like wet paper towel to the groin and armpits in a restroom

    My mother in law was less than enthused when I suggest that we give my son a whores bath when he got all dirty.

    jesus gave whores baths!

    I'll remember this next time.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i did think i provided some possibly helpful advice tho ^_^

    Chu I wasn't casting shade on you I'm just standing on your blind side

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    all of my "minor violations" are when i am QUOTING

    context dankey, context

    you can't poorly rap the entirety of dmx's "where the hood at" then say "I'm just quoting!"

    you can at will's condo

    there are no rules

    This cannot possibly be true.

    Maybe there are no rules regarding slurs and/or epithets, but there's no way Will's place has no rules at all.

    the first rule of will's condo is there are no rules at will's condo

    the second rule is that all steaks shall be made sous vide

    the third is no shoes on the carpet pls

    Don't act like I wouldn't kicked out if I tried to use one of his expensive brands of alcohol to make a fruity mixed drink where you can't even taste the alcohol.

    vRyue2p.png
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    jake I have a date coming up with a girl who loves Boston and wishes work hadn't led her back home to San Diego

    I don't think we're very compatible and am regretting agreeing to a 2nd date, rip me

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chu tried to annex land for a settlement on my couch

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I'm anal about cords and order in the workplace but I basically just get home and flop into a pile of various kinds of filth
    For me, it's more of a cat survival issue. If I don't tape down enough of the cords, the cat will get into them and then I'll just have to repurchase cords and setup things all over again.

    EDIT: Shit, sorry. I quoted without thinking. I'm very sorry about your cat. :(

    Hahnsoo1 on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chu tried to annex land for a settlement on my couch

    elendil and i kept kicking each other since we were sleeping sort of perpendicular and i remember we both blamed one another

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chu tried to annex land for a settlement on my couch

    elendil and i kept kicking each other since we were sleeping sort of perpendicular and i remember we both blamed one another

    I recall the intersection being dubbed the Gaza Strip

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    @Jacobkosh
    Seven playable races: elf, dwarf, half-dwarf, human, elfling, faun, and feral elfling.
    Eight classes: fighter, barbarian, archeon, luminar, wylder, bard, ranger, and rogue.
    Simplified skill system: only eight skills cover all the things an adventurer may need in order to overcome adventure obstacles. We replace Feats with a flexible point-based Talent system.
    Heroic action: a simple mechanism to resolve most non-combat conflicts. Each party rolls a D20, adds the appropriate bonus, and the highest roller wins!
    A simple mana-based magic system. Spells are organized by mana cost with no level or class restrictions.
    Why another system?

    When we first started publishing books, we used the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game system, and it was great. As time went on, we realized that we needed a smaller, more streamlined system to go with a low-magic world. We also did not want to keep chasing whichever system was winning the edition wars at the moment.

    So SagaBorn was created.

    The second wave of Fantasy Heartbreakers.

    Hey, they made their Kickstarter goal.


    It ain't a heartbreaker if they make a good run of it.

    Yeah but their Kickstarter goal was tiny. And I see some major red flags when it comes to cost. $25 hardcovers being one of them. If they use Drive Thru RPGs POD fulfillment, that is a physical cost of $14. At that point, considering how much art goes into an RPG, they need to basically be getting the art, editing and writing as personal time they are writing off as free.

    Then you have lots of physical addons which is another big red flag. They have done a few other kickstarters but those were supplements for d20 stuff.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    jake I have a date coming up with a girl who loves Boston and wishes work hadn't led her back home to San Diego

    I don't think we're very compatible and am regretting agreeing to a 2nd date, rip me

    she sounds amazing

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i did think i provided some possibly helpful advice tho ^_ >

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    marry her and move here

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    porpporp Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    all of my "minor violations" are when i am QUOTING

    context dankey, context

    you can't poorly rap the entirety of dmx's "where the hood at" then say "I'm just quoting!"

    you can at will's condo

    there are no rules

    This cannot possibly be true.

    Maybe there are no rules regarding slurs and/or epithets, but there's no way Will's place has no rules at all.

    the first rule of will's condo is there are no rules at will's condo

    the second rule is that all steaks shall be made sous vide

    the third is no shoes on the carpet pls

    Don't act like I wouldn't kicked out if I tried to use one of his expensive brands of alcohol to make a fruity mixed drink where you can't even taste the alcohol.

    Speaking of fruity drinks. When are you coming over to make that one I love? And to see porpy. @visiblehowl

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    i did think i provided some possibly helpful advice tho ^_ >

    yes this is one of the reasons no one sucks on my penis

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    i cant complain though, ludious takes care of everything that gets taken care of around the house, i just always feel like shit and dont bother most of the time

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dang now i'm all bummed about this

    *googles escorts*

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    jake I have a date coming up with a girl who loves Boston and wishes work hadn't led her back home to San Diego

    I don't think we're very compatible and am regretting agreeing to a 2nd date, rip me

    At very least she likes bad coffee worse sports teams

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I've mostly gotten my college friends to stop saying faggot and n***** as shock jokes, but that's about it. My basic tools are things like not laughing and popularizing alternatives. I have not been a great social justice firebrand.

    you also just go whoaaaa and play up the shocked indignation, i've seen it

    That's reserved for very minor violations and misspeaking from you and will.

    all of my "minor violations" are when i am QUOTING

    context dankey, context

    you can't poorly rap the entirety of dmx's "where the hood at" then say "I'm just quoting!"

    you can at will's condo

    there are no rules

    This cannot possibly be true.

    Maybe there are no rules regarding slurs and/or epithets, but there's no way Will's place has no rules at all.

    the first rule of will's condo is there are no rules at will's condo

    the second rule is that all steaks shall be made sous vide

    the third is no shoes on the carpet pls

    Don't act like I wouldn't kicked out if I tried to use one of his expensive brands of alcohol to make a fruity mixed drink where you can't even taste the alcohol.

    Speaking of fruity drinks. When are you coming over to make that one I love? And to see porpy. visiblehowl

    omg that's not a fruity drink, porp, it's a carefully balanced high-class cocktail

    don't embarrass me in front of my friends

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    oh the nazi's wife got fired

    I guess bringing a nazi as a +1 to an event is a bad idea

    which nazi

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i did think i provided some possibly helpful advice tho ^_ >

    just an fyi (and because it's come up twice on this page), chu has mentioned to me before that he doesn't particularly enjoy being made fun of wrt his eye

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    i was wrong and i must pay for my wrongness with my life

    wait

    i'm a kobold

    my life doesn't mean anything

    uuuuuuuh

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    jake I have a date coming up with a girl who loves Boston and wishes work hadn't led her back home to San Diego

    I don't think we're very compatible and am regretting agreeing to a 2nd date, rip me

    she sounds amazing

    yeah I mean in fairness she was like "maybe I could bring you free food from the restaurant where I work part-time"

    w-waifu....

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Also you are doomed by your refusal to play co-op games, because I am currently obsessed with a board game I just got and I'm basically playing it constantly with Cinders and Winky and Winky's friend Mike.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Also you are doomed by your refusal to play co-op games, because I am currently obsessed with a board game I just got and I'm basically playing it constantly with Cinders and Winky and Winky's friend Mike.
    Which one? The Arkham LCG?

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