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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    ok first of all that was a second date and second of all it was hyena clitorises

    Third of all good point that is an example of how I am in real life

    (first date I did talk about getting freedom groped at the airport though)

    lel I was 100% going to write 'it was hyena clitorises not dog orgasms'

    missed my opportunity

    But if an off-topic thread isn't the place to enjoy performative personas, where is? This is a great venue.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is any of this even meaningful etc

    Probably not. Constantly doing meaningful shit is tiring and leaves no time for vidja.

    but vidyas are even more boring than navel gazing introspection

    *looks disgustedly at steam and origin*

    *gasp*

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also while we're using the word morbid: comorbidity

    i find that positively euphonic but never have a reason to use it

    co... morbidity...

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    ok first of all that was a second date and second of all it was hyena clitorises

    Third of all good point that is an example of how I am in real life

    (first date I did talk about getting freedom groped at the airport though)

    lel I was 100% going to write 'it was hyena clitorises not dog orgasms'

    missed my opportunity

    But if an off-topic thread isn't the place to enjoy performative personas, where is? This is a great venue.

    o yeah i ain't saying it's bad

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    [Chat] is the comfy old smelly pair of shoes we all wear.

    I know at least some of you smell.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It's not inaccurate to say that I do not attempt to present a persona, here, such that in person I am similar (Cleric has said I am "more silly," actually), but the particular kinds of weirdness that come our are mirrored reflections of y'all and my joke impulses are only made flesh by the starting off points that chat presents.

    Which is to say it is you who are weird.

    It is we who are the reflections, and you who is real?

    Yes.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    We are the reoccurring extras of [chat]. Like the guy who runs the Klingon restaurant in DS9. Completely forgettable but part of the constant background.

    ...are you denying that you consistently do a bit in chat?

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    ok first of all that was a second date and second of all it was hyena clitorises

    Third of all good point that is an example of how I am in real life

    (first date I did talk about getting freedom groped at the airport though)

    lel I was 100% going to write 'it was hyena clitorises not dog orgasms'

    missed my opportunity

    But if an off-topic thread isn't the place to enjoy performative personas, where is? This is a great venue.

    You are now in charge of my biography.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

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  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

    I usually just lurk chat during work. I don't' usually talk up much. Always feels a bit like you're standing on the outside ring of a circle of friends who are chatting.

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

    I usually just lurk chat during work. I don't' usually talk up much. Always feels a bit like you're standing on the outside ring of a circle of friends who are chatting.

    Speak then. Be heard.

    If I'm tolerated I'm certain you will be.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    God damn if I'm not terrified of the [chat] persona I'd develop if I posted more often

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

    I usually just lurk chat during work. I don't' usually talk up much. Always feels a bit like you're standing on the outside ring of a circle of friends who are chatting.

    NOW YOU ARE THE CENTER

    WE HAVE PUSHED YOU THERE AND ARE CHANTING "DANCE, DANCE, DANCE"

    NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

    I usually just lurk chat during work. I don't' usually talk up much. Always feels a bit like you're standing on the outside ring of a circle of friends who are chatting.

    Speak then. Be heard.

    If I'm tolerated I'm certain you will be.

    Not worried about being tolerated, just don't have a ton to say I suppose. I guess someone should introduce me to the [chat] crew. @Blameless Cleric

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    tcheldor is a diamond support main
    also a member of the tribe

    ...I am not a stalker!

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Q: How do you know one of the systems you admin has old people using it?

    A: When one of the failed login attempts was under the username "How do I scan legal documents?"

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I feel like I am pretty similar online and irl idk

    I think I am angrier in real life

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    off-topic x-post of adoration from the russia(?) thread. @Desktop Hippie
    I find it darkly amusing that SCROTUS* is ranting about "fake news" and "illegal leaks" without realising that each of those things would cancel out the other.

    *So-Called Ruler of the United States

    I love this post soooooooooo much. SCROTUS. Brilliant!

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    tcheldor is a diamond support main
    also a member of the tribe

    ...I am not a stalker!

    @credeiki at least I've told you 50% of that myself!

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc your brilliant luster is present on the internet and in person

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Tcheldor, if it makes you feel any better, I was feeling overwhelmed by and despairing at my lack of posting ability right up until I started posting and then also past that point up to the current time.

    hth

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    @credeiki

    Shadowrun Returns. I am a pistol toting decker.

    Did I screw myself with this pick?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    o shit we got another heeb?

    *makes potato pancakes*

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    credeiki

    Shadowrun Returns. I am a pistol toting decker.

    Did I screw myself with this pick?

    Nope, pistol decker is always legit!
    I just wouldn't suggest it in SR:HK cause the NPC decker is so cool and the most story-tied and as such should come along to most missions.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    @Tcheldor are you a new chatter have you been properly welcomed yet

    Tell us about yourself

    Are you a happy camper

    I usually just lurk chat during work. I don't' usually talk up much. Always feels a bit like you're standing on the outside ring of a circle of friends who are chatting.

    NOW YOU ARE THE CENTER

    WE HAVE PUSHED YOU THERE AND ARE CHANTING "DANCE, DANCE, DANCE"

    NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

    GAL, I LIVE FOR THIS.

    WATCH MY HUSTLE!

    Who wants to dance with me?

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    o shit we got another heeb?

    *makes potato pancakes*

    Chu, did you know that potato pancakes

    Are fucking amazing

    ?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dang if someone got pregnant last night that baby would be born on my 30th birthday

    i'm like, a third through a long life
    maybe two fifths through what i'll probably live to if nothing changes

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I am how I present myself in all situations.

    Yes, I'm this horrible in rl.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    o shit we got another heeb?

    *makes potato pancakes*

    Chu, did you know that potato pancakes

    Are fucking amazing

    ?

    i did, i'm proud to say

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    @credeiki I'm actually doing nothing tonight, if I streamed some league, would you (anyone else?) want to watch?

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wait who am i kidding

    like 46% through my life probably

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i had a little alcohol and i am feeling weepy and sort of winky-esque

    i miss that little sodomite

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    @Organichu

    Cry not good sir; plenty of time to up your life expectancy!

    Tcheldor on
    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    We are the reoccurring extras of [chat]. Like the guy who runs the Klingon restaurant in DS9. Completely forgettable but part of the constant background.

    ...are you denying that you consistently do a bit in chat?

    I really don't do a bit in [chat]. I am very much how I am in person as I am in here. I might be more controlled in person do to social norms?

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    credeiki

    Shadowrun Returns. I am a pistol toting decker.

    Did I screw myself with this pick?
    Pistol Decker is a fine choice, especially for the first game (The deckers in the next two games are good enough on their own, although a PC decker will always be superior). Just make sure you pick up some points in Charisma for getting Etiquette skills, because those unlock a lot of conversation options. This is true for all three games.

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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    credeiki I'm actually doing nothing tonight, if I streamed some league, would you (anyone else?) want to watch?

    I think tonight is instead reserved to play more visual novel

    Even high-quality support play cannot compare to a well-designed story of social manipulation and lesbian sex.

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    but some people have things, right

    i am a natural sad sacker, hungry person, high class aspirant

    you commonly bookend thoughts with 'buuuut then again my gf and i talked about dog orgasms on our first date so maybe i'm biased', and other socially unusual morbid/scientific benchmarks

    desc is a morose aesthetic-fukkboi preoccupied with imagery and the iconography of subcultures (cars, sad women, et cetera)

    so then, when we come to people who don't have especially strong, memetic personalities with recognizable constructs and repeatable patterns

    are they the boring, dead eyed weirdos

    or we the self indulgent performers

    hmmm

    We are the reoccurring extras of [chat]. Like the guy who runs the Klingon restaurant in DS9. Completely forgettable but part of the constant background.

    ...are you denying that you consistently do a bit in chat?

    I really don't do a bit in [chat]. I am very much how I am in person as I am in here. I might be more controlled in person do to social norms?

    Hm, I see...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    so taco bell chapel proposal in person had the same results as text message
    so many holes in my body from being shot down

    Bless your heart.
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I'm Spartacus

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    credeiki I'm actually doing nothing tonight, if I streamed some league, would you (anyone else?) want to watch?

    I think tonight is instead reserved to play more visual novel

    Even high-quality support play cannot compare to a well-designed story of social manipulation and lesbian sex.

    I feel conflicted about this...

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
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